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2019-08-29 at 12:38 PM UTC in Why doesn't someone shoot up a masonic lodge?Wtf have freemasons done that's bad in the last 50 years?
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2019-08-29 at 6:25 AM UTC in Japan is the last bastion of hope for humanityThis is what anime watching does to a personThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-28 at 9:49 PM UTC in Random image thread
Originally posted by G4LM It's weird that people still pray to dicks and build dicks and have festivals surrounding dicks
There's no such festival for the vagina, or the cloaca.
Well they have little dicks.
It makes sense to worship what you have little of.
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2019-08-26 at 5:43 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-28 at 1:51 PM UTC in What is your opinion of animal flow?Yoga makes me fart and I break anything I try to parkour on.
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2019-08-26 at 2:38 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?OK, just back. I was surprised by how businesslike the whole thing was. Feel very glad I did it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-26 at 6:46 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-27 at 6:18 PM UTC in Who do you guys think is a worse human beingTwo jedis, huh?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-24 at 7:16 AM UTC in Building a Pallet houseThis is a topical forum, and you guys pushing getting a job, etc, should fuck off back to facebook with your fellow boomers.
Op a pallet house sounds awesome. You can probably find some second hand car or truck batteries to store power and run a little 12 volt power grid. Keeping the unit charged may be a hassle, especially in winter or if you are in the shade, solar is getting cheaper though.
If you can get a hold of some straw bales they are supposed to be great insulation.
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2019-08-21 at 1:33 PM UTC in So how much money did you make today?Tax is theft.
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2019-08-26 at 8:28 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
Originally posted by frala Idk exactly what you mean by bad dead grip. I suppose it depends a bit on the situation but I don’t think cumming on the belly is a bad thing. I also think what a girl thinks about cum varies from person to person. Some might find it disgusting, others not so much.
I meant bad "death grip". Death grip is when you grow so used the much stronger stimulation caused by cumming by hand that you are unable to cum by vaginal (or anal) intercourse, which is very different.
For instance I have right now a bad case of death grip, and while having normal sex was pleasurable for me, I knew I would never have been able to cum from it. I was so used to cumming by hand that I was unable to cum any other way.
I have a good example of this - in Nairobi I slept with a hooker, and was unable to cum when fucking her, whether anally or vaginally. I spent hours trying, but it just wasn't happening.
I eventually jacked off on her, and we had a shower.
After a week of not having sex I was able to cum inside her using a bumpy condom, and then a few days later, I was able to cum inside her twice unprotected (I didn't contract any diseases, despite those cunts with their stupid fear mongering about Kenyan prostitutes.
In fact I just spoke to her over whatsapp, she's currently training to be a Pastry Chef, and I told her I might Western Union her some money now and then visit her later on this year. I was paying her €100 a night, which is a king's ransom in Kenya.
Nice girl, as hookers tend to be.
But the long term goal is just to have normal sex with a vanilla girlfriend.
Dunno why that seems to be so hard for me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-26 at 10:28 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-26 at 10:32 PM UTC in CandyRein is a niggerShit thread.
Candy hasn't featured once in Minecraft.
Though maybe she should.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-26 at 5:41 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
Originally posted by tee hee hee No one cares what you think of her hair.
She had it in a bun anyway, which I didn't really like.Anyway, so op will you be buying another soon?
Possibly. Might even go back to this one. But I think after a long dry spell just reminding yourself what sex is like etc is psychologically healthy, which is more important than any pleasure you may or may not get, so you don't go supreme gentleman and start idealising the whole thing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-26 at 6:51 PM UTC in G4LM is a creepy little parasite who plays the victim card too hard and claims he is being blackmailed by dark forces.Period Blood is a poor substitute for WellHung.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-26 at 2:48 PM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?Ghost built his new tower out of wood tooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-26 at 3:01 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
Originally posted by -SpectraL Did she provide a receipt for tax purposes?
No, I guess what surprised me was that she had a negligee on answering the door and took me straight to the bedroom. Kinda surprising.
It was €140 for an hour.
She looked a lot like her profile photos, very pretty, but a good bit fatter (which I don't mind).
We started slow, I paid (not sure if I should have paid first) with me kissing her neck and stuff. No kissing on lips I guess. I went down on her (yeah I kno) but she didn't do any oral on me. I asked and she was like Cum in mouth €30 extra, and didn't seem keen, so I decided not to push it.
She put a condom on me and we fucked a little, a little doggy, and she gave me a sort of handjob with the condom on.
Then I took it off and came buckets on her belly, which made a big mess. It was about 45 minutes in.
Suddenly sex seemed unattractive, and I just kinda wanted to leave. We cleaned up (which wasn't easy using baby-wipes).
I noticed that she made up the bed while I was getting dressed - I think she just wipes the cum off herself with babywipes and the bed just gets reused, no clean sheets, so sorry to whoever is next and has to deal with my cum making damp spots.
OTOH I think I know why she tasted a little salty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-16 at 8:42 AM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
Originally posted by Narc i don't inject, i only vape heroin on foil. overdose isn't an issue for me.
see this is why you shouldn't be having this argument, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. there is a huge difference to smoking and injecting heroin. but this isn't a fact the tv will ever tell you.
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2019-08-26 at 12:04 AM UTC in World's greatest living programmer, John McAffee, hero, takes to waves to avoid CIA kidnap attempsThere always were a lot of rumors about anti-virus purveyors talking up threats and even producing their own viruses and false-positives.
McAfee was one of the worst from what I hear. McAfee never had much respect for any of the corporate bullshitters who were his customers. For instance when he graduated college he literally just made up a CV to get around the whole "experience required/can't get experience" catch 22 new grads always face.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-23 at 11:38 PM UTC in Your favorite games of the decade? (2010s retrospective)
Originally posted by DietPiano Red dead redemption is arguably my favorite game, top 5 for sure. Haven't played the 2nd one yet.
The plot is one we've never seen before; a drama about how the Federalization of America ruined it.
It was so sad when we got to it. I was on chemo at the time, and I cried when my dude got shot.
It was a lovely summer's evening, and my mom had been watching me play the horsey game for like 2 months.
And I was like "aww, that's so sad, and she was like "aww that's so sad" and it was sort of a bonding moment.
And then I was resurrected as the original horsey dude's son or something, never really bothered too much after that.
Great game though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
