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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    §m£ÂgØL, you live in an alternative reality
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  2. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood pics?

    When I get home.

    Originally posted by frala DID YOUR BALLS TOUCH?

    She had an orchiectomy, but yes, most likely.

    Originally posted by Fox What was her rate

    €250 for an hour.
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  3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes, people.

    this is courage,

    in text form.

    Jealous cos İ spent more than your salary in one day getting my dick wet
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  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    So I tried to make an appointment with a girl called Charlotte of Westminster. An english girl, about 50, with excellent reviews. She explained to me over the phone that she was all booked up for now, but might have something later in the evening. Lame. Apparently she is something of a sought after commodity, which shows that age is no object.

    So I tried a few others and found a 24 year old Spanish girl. She was really fit and good looking, but no personality, and the sex was terrible. It was basically in a cold, unadorned dorm room. I paid extra for the Oral without condom, but it was no fun. She didn't want me licking her tittys or anything - some sensitivity about them. I jacked off on her chest and left early.

    Total spend- €180 1/10, would not repeat.

    I broke her bed when I sat down on it, so lol.

    I made a appointment with a Chinese escort next. She was somewhere between 35-60 - you can never tell with the chinks. She had a really nice room set up, nice and warm, with one of those fake electric fires, and a nice bed-spread on the floor. She gave me a really nice experience, with lots of hand-play and sex. Only problem was that I was kinda soft, and her vagina was super tight, and I found it hard to get in. Also I hate condoms as they really reduce my sensation. I asked her how much to lick down there, she said €20, and I had a great time licking her ass and vagina and putting my finger into her vagina and sucking off the pussy juice.

    I had a hard time cumming, so she dutifully pulled out the baby oil and started rubbing my dick like she was polishing an sceptre. 10/10 for the hard work. By this time my half hour had elapsed, so I paid her another €80 for another half hour. I asked her if she did oWo, she said she didn't like it, but would do it for €20. It was wonderful, she sucked on my dick like a lollipop, 10/10.

    I was getting really turned on by now, so I got her to spit into my mouth, which was super hot. She kept up the stroking like a stakhanovite. When I came it was weird and wonderful.

    Total spent: €200 10/10
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  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Lego is the best stuff ever. Its fun, lasts forever, can be used to build anything, and is nearly indestructible.
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  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    §m£ÂgØL, Sploo is dead. No one is trolling you. No one cares enough to.
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  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    https://www.zerohedge.com/health/coronavirus-hiv-mutation-suggests-nearly-1000x-more-likely-sars-infect

    "But goyim, everyone knows that Corona came from a bats asshole. The top secret bio-warfare facility around the corner had nothing to do with it."
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  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I want to fuck your great grandmother
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  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The ground pangolin is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List. The assessors state, “there is an inferred past/ongoing and projected future population reduction of 30–40% over a 27-year period (nine years past, 18 years future; generation length estimated at nine years) based primarily on ongoing exploitation for traditional medicine and bushmeat throughout the species' range and evidence of increased intercontinental trade to Asia.”

    The scales alone account for 20% of the black market in protected animal parts;[9] they are boiled off the body and used for traditional medicines. Pangolin meat is sold as a high-end delicacy in China and Vietnam, the blood is believed to be a healing tonic, and pangolin fetuses have alleged health benefits and aphrodisiac qualities.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_pangolin

    I feel like doing a whole bunch of murders.
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  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Oh wow look at these guys they look like boss little aliens.



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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Someone at work wears a Casio F91W, no joke. This must be a deliberate choice, as he is earning big money, no need to wear THAT watch. It makes me uneasy.
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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I don't break the law I'm full of religion now.
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  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Healthcare should be out of reach of the lower classes, or the result is dysgenic.
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  14. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    a neurotypical person may think about doing something, decide to do it, and then does it. A person on the autism spectrum may think about doing something and then a number of things may prevent them from decision-making or action.

    Inertia may appear to be laziness, procrastination, or simple refusal - but it can also look like obsessiveness, mania or heightened activity. At its core, inertia involves difficulty changing state; the original state could be anything.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertia_(anxiety)

    I expect to see many more forms of pig-horse.

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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Unfortunately Israel is collapsing the same way Trump is getting impeached.

    As in not at all.
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator The wall would be the opposite of useful.

    If it kept even one brown out it would have served its purpose.
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  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    You are black aren't you OP?

    Are you ever ashamed about how little American blacks do for African blacks?

    Serious question.
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  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Grylls Seriously? Won’t that just fuck up my credit score? I don’t want bailiffs round

    Of course it will. But if your credit card debt is unsecured (which it is) you won't have a problem.

    When I got cancer I stopped giving a fuck, I maxed out my cards and never paid, blew right through toll bridges and had court judgements and everything. I didn't own anything besides my XBox, so what could they do? By now it's all long since gone, and the whole thing hasn't affected me at all. I have a nice job in a big bank and I never gave a fuck.
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  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The various bigoted characters around here are well beyond parody, and this site has zero SEO.

    I think it's important to keep working on an alternative.

    bye
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty The president has gotten much oranger as time has marched by.

    You've been around for at least 1000 years, so you would notice these trends.
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