2020-02-16 at 10:31 PM UTC
Was it buy one get one free day?
2020-02-16 at 10:40 PM UTC
Cly
African Astronaut
[foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
You could be dating your co-workers.
2020-02-16 at 10:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Cly
You could be dating your co-workers.
That's way more expensive than any hooker
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2020-02-16 at 10:53 PM UTC
Were either of them trans? Or did you go for the full on cisgender male dick experience this time
2020-02-16 at 11:48 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i got a harsh charlie horse from pulling my pud earlier.
that shit still hurts.
2020-02-17 at 12:41 AM UTC
Your such a faggot simp that you have to pay for a female, pathetic
2020-02-17 at 7:38 AM UTC
So I tried to make an appointment with a girl called Charlotte of Westminster. An english girl, about 50, with excellent reviews. She explained to me over the phone that she was all booked up for now, but might have something later in the evening. Lame. Apparently she is something of a sought after commodity, which shows that age is no object.
So I tried a few others and found a 24 year old Spanish girl. She was really fit and good looking, but no personality, and the sex was terrible. It was basically in a cold, unadorned dorm room. I paid extra for the Oral without condom, but it was no fun. She didn't want me licking her tittys or anything - some sensitivity about them. I jacked off on her chest and left early.
Total spend- €180 1/10, would not repeat.
I broke her bed when I sat down on it, so lol.
I made a appointment with a Chinese escort next. She was somewhere between 35-60 - you can never tell with the chinks. She had a really nice room set up, nice and warm, with one of those fake electric fires, and a nice bed-spread on the floor. She gave me a really nice experience, with lots of hand-play and sex. Only problem was that I was kinda soft, and her vagina was super tight, and I found it hard to get in. Also I hate condoms as they really reduce my sensation. I asked her how much to lick down there, she said €20, and I had a great time licking her ass and vagina and putting my finger into her vagina and sucking off the pussy juice.
I had a hard time cumming, so she dutifully pulled out the baby oil and started rubbing my dick like she was polishing an sceptre. 10/10 for the hard work. By this time my half hour had elapsed, so I paid her another €80 for another half hour. I asked her if she did oWo, she said she didn't like it, but would do it for €20. It was wonderful, she sucked on my dick like a lollipop, 10/10.
I was getting really turned on by now, so I got her to spit into my mouth, which was super hot. She kept up the stroking like a stakhanovite. When I came it was weird and wonderful.
Total spent: €200 10/10
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2020-02-17 at 7:41 AM UTC
Oh, and the Chinese girl suckled on my nipple, which was super hot and something no girl has ever done for me before.
2020-02-17 at 7:50 AM UTC
So moral of the story: Twenty euro makes all the difference!
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2020-02-17 at 7:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
So moral of the story: Twenty euro makes all the difference!
The moral I took was that white women are spoiled, bad news, bad luck, and best avoided.
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2020-02-17 at 8:21 AM UTC
We didn't raise you like that son
2020-02-17 at 11:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
So I tried to make an appointment with a girl called Charlotte of Westminster. An english girl, about 50, with excellent reviews. She explained to me over the phone that she was all booked up for now, but might have something later in the evening. Lame. Apparently she is something of a sought after commodity, which shows that age is no object.
So I tried a few others and found a 24 year old Spanish girl. She was really fit and good looking, but no personality, and the sex was terrible. It was basically in a cold, unadorned dorm room. I paid extra for the Oral without condom, but it was no fun. She didn't want me licking her tittys or anything - some sensitivity about them. I jacked off on her chest and left early.
Total spend- €180 1/10, would not repeat.
I broke her bed when I sat down on it, so lol.
I made a appointment with a Chinese escort next. She was somewhere between 35-60 - you can never tell with the chinks. She had a really nice room set up, nice and warm, with one of those fake electric fires, and a nice bed-spread on the floor. She gave me a really nice experience, with lots of hand-play and sex. Only problem was that I was kinda soft, and her vagina was super tight, and I found it hard to get in. Also I hate condoms as they really reduce my sensation. I asked her how much to lick down there, she said €20, and I had a great time licking her ass and vagina and putting my finger into her vagina and sucking off the pussy juice.
I had a hard time cumming, so she dutifully pulled out the baby oil and started rubbing my dick like she was polishing an sceptre. 10/10 for the hard work. By this time my half hour had elapsed, so I paid her another €80 for another half hour. I asked her if she did oWo, she said she didn't like it, but would do it for €20. It was wonderful, she sucked on my dick like a lollipop, 10/10.
I was getting really turned on by now, so I got her to spit into my mouth, which was super hot. She kept up the stroking like a stakhanovite. When I came it was weird and wonderful.
Total spent: €200 10/10
yes, people.
this is courage,
in text form.
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2020-02-17 at 11:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
yes, people.
this is courage,
in text form.
Jealous cos İ spent more than your salary in one day getting my dick wet
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2020-02-17 at 11:42 AM UTC
Soi,
Are you becoming addicted to sex?.....or hookers?
2020-02-17 at 11:44 AM UTC
No. İt's something to do with not having a gf on valentine's day.
