Cute traps thread

1. 2020-01-28 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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   • aldra, 
   • netstat, 
   • Bueno, 
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2. 2020-01-28 at 11:02 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Perhaps you misunderstood the concept...
3. 2020-01-28 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   😍
4. 2020-01-28 at 11:03 PM UTC

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   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   i've never used contracepts. sorry but not sorry.
5. 2020-01-28 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
6. 2020-01-28 at 11:17 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lul, thread delivers
7. 2020-01-28 at 11:20 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Anyone who entered this thread triggered the clothespin to close circuit and detonate an artillery shell.
   
   
8. 2020-01-28 at 11:33 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Someone at work wears a Casio F91W, no joke. This must be a deliberate choice, as he is earning big money, no need to wear THAT watch. It makes me uneasy.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2020-01-28 at 11:33 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   will contribute when I get home
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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10. 2020-01-28 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra will contribute when I get home

    
    Just copy/paste the schematics Soleimani gave to the Iraqis
11. 2020-01-28 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol
    
    

    
    
    /==============
    ||[explosive]  ((
    \==============
    
    

    
    
    
    === is a heavy metal pipe enclosure
    (( is a concave copper disc
    
    
    
    
    enjoy
12. 2020-01-29 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian

    
    Why is the horse lying on this giant chocolate?
13. 2020-01-29 at 4:44 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lol i was about to say that this doesn't seem like your scene but the thread did not disappoint.
14. 2020-01-29 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    
    
    But only if you smear them with poop first.
15. 2020-01-29 at 4:55 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by HTS
    
    But only if you smear them with poop first.

    
    So cute!
16. 2020-09-10 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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    • netstat
17. 2020-09-10 at 6:32 AM UTC

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Someone at work wears a Casio F91W, no joke. This must be a deliberate choice, as he is earning big money, no need to wear THAT watch. It makes me uneasy.

    
    That is weird, he could totally afford the upgrade to the A158W
    
    
18. 2020-09-10 at 6:42 PM UTC

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    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
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19. 2020-09-10 at 6:45 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    
20. 2020-09-10 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]