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Posts That Were Thanked by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    In the future walking and standing will be looked upon as a peasant activity. Roads will be jammed up with fat people in S-Pods, zooming along at 25 miles per hour. There will be no need to ever get up.


    Pic: not the target demographic.

    I actually believe this lmao
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  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Who gets to define normal?

    alternatively

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  4. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Laci Green says it's not gay! so it must be okay!



    I'm going in lads


    "men and people with penises have a g spot"
    "men and people with penises"
    "people with penises"

    I had to rewind a few times to make sure I heard that right.



    I'm going in lads.

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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My hand swole up and now its stuck
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  6. Great question wariat. Because the middle east is not a pussy place like western europe or the u.s. Also because it is not as developed as europe, so, its a lot harder to get caught for a crime. How will the police find you if you're some random beduin who lives in a shack outside the city, without a proper address? Its not like the u.s. where you have to update your address with the dmv within 10 days of moving.

    I used to carry a knife when I lived in the middle east as well. Middle easterners are very sensitive/emotional, and sometimes this trait of theirs is their demise honestly. You walk through their neighborhood for whatever reason to reach whatever destination, and suddenly the local "hoods" start to come out asking you where you're from cause they never seen you before, start talking shit to you, start thinking they can punk you, etc. These primitive emotions is what fucks them up, because, they don't realize that the "stranger" factor goes both ways; they can rob a stranger just as easily as a stranger can stab them, and nobody is likely to be prosecuted in either case.

    Stabbings were a weekly occurrence even in my small town. The one that I remember the most is when some guys were outside drinking vodka at 2-3am near the entrance to a multi story apartment building, being loud as usual. Some dude yelled out the window to be quiet as its night time, so they told him to either come downstairs or to shut up. WHen he came down, the gopnik instincts kicked in; "what, you think you're tough?". It was later discovered that the apartment guy died from his stab wounds.

    The middle east is a place where you can find a random shack in the ghetto with a kitchen knife on it, with locals saying that a rapist frequents it. Why do the locals say this, yet the police does nothing? Because it is not a developed place.

    Where I lived, cops would drive with their flashing lights on at night. Why? Because they are not looking for problems; from a distance you can see these lights reflecting off of walls around corners, this gives you time to fuck off or to stop doing what you're doing. The cops there do not feel as protected as the cops in the u.s., they know that people have large families, and that someone might easily find an illegal gun or something for revenge.
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  7. Personally when I was traveling in Europe 99% of the time all I had to say was "Excuse me, I'm British" as I barged my way though any given situation and 99% of the time I'd get the response "Oh sorry sir, go right ahead".

    Of course you do come across the 1% uncivilized occasionally but a good and thorough thrashing usually corrected their attitude.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Keep in mind they still count them as 'hate incidents' even if the 'victim' was found to have made it up or staged the crime. Which happens a lot more than you might think.
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  9. Originally posted by Wariat Sometimes all it takes is a verbal dispute for things to go sour fast.

    Or leaving a wet towel on the bathroom floor.
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  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    History of Sploo = TOTSE Museum of Bad Decisions
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World those look like xanax bars and buttons off of a shirt.

    What the hell goes on in your house, crazy fool?

    nobody remembers
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  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How does prostate massage work anyway? I see prostate massagers sometimes in sex shop windows.

    https://voca.ro/2IrIRdSILYX



    JEEEEEEEEERT!
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  13. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    okay... OKAY...

    this is what i really looked like before!! lipstick--geesh!!!

    but...



    still waking up feeling pretty damn-- "NIFTY OVER 50!!" πŸ˜‰

    πŸ˜†


    lets see some other "wake-up" faces in this joint!!
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  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Hornace
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    High performance is pretty ambiguous.

    I would consider myself high on meth masturbating in front of a window "high performance"
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  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Googling 'philtrum to chin ratio' should get you put on a watchlist
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  17. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist No clue. I give my family shit for not hanging up wet towels and just throwing them crumpled up on the floor. Doesn’t take long for it to smell mildewy (<β€”β€”not a real word), then you can’t get that smell out of the towel, even if you wash it. I just gave my son shit for it yesterday. Lol

    You can. You have to soak it in vinegar for 30 minutes.. then short cycle in the wash and then take it out.. add a few tablespoons of Chlorox (Not the color one) and let it fill up the water level (not full.. it might overflow when you throw the towels in) and then let it cycle rotation and stop it and add some detergent and let it swish in the cycle for a minute.. then rotate the towels evenly around the drum. then let it swish for 5 minutes and stop it.. let it sit in the water for like 10 minutes.. final cycle it.. and just wash it normally again.

    should be gone!
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  18. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Solstice I hope Jesus rapes you

    Ish. No thanks.
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  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Isn't this like the 24th thread you've made like this?
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  20. Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty much the same thing happened to my parents, they are parrot ranchers and had to put down a lot of coyotes coming and raping and killing their ginuefowl. The neighbors dog came and started doing the same thing to their fowl so my dad got his shot gun and executed their dog after they repeatedly told them to not let their dog on their property.

    Unfortunately during that bastrop wild fire everything they had burnt to the ground but their doing better now.

    Yup,

    My neighbors dog was a Great Dane, huge thing...It killed 2 pregnant goats (so 4 goats), dozens of chickens and pheasants, and was probably responsible for knocking over the quails a few times. I went to the neighbor and told him to keep it off my land and chained up...he got smartass with me and said I had no proof it was his dog.

    I went to Wallyworld and bought a shotgun for $79. A couple weeks later i had a day off work and heard a ruckus outside...looked out the window and there was the Great Dane with a chicken in it's mouth (and a golden retriever buddy with him).

    I got the shotgun and put one of those slug shots in it and went outside...I shot the great dane which just yelped and then started walking towards me so I put a regular cartridge in and shot it again...it finally went down at my feet as it reached me...the golden retriever took off running at the first shot, never saw it again.

    When the kids got home from School I had them drag the body out to the back (behind my 6 acres was 10,000 acres of national forest).

    Job done.

    ETA: at first I'd called animal control and the cops...(we were about 10 miles outside of town), Animal control said they don't come out of city limits (Conroe) and the cops said "just shoot it if you see it on your land".
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