Posts by Common De-mominator

1. 2019-06-23 at 4:52 AM UTC in What actor does Christopher Reeve wish he was?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   A priori reasoning loses to empirical data every time.
2. 2019-06-23 at 4:51 AM UTC in What is your opinion on this small print?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   It's an interesting piece to be sure. I initially thought it was the child finally breaking down from sexual abuse from a grandfather figure. Perhaps he has been left there by his parents, to spend the day with grandpa. Grandpa immediately made him fellate his penis, then pose for the painting during his refractory period. The boy hides behind the easel, quivering in fear but not relenting from his pain.
3. 2019-06-23 at 4:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   Posting pictures of yer mum eh
4. 2019-06-23 at 4:22 AM UTC in What actor does Christopher Reeve wish he was?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra not Christopher Walken?

   
   That was the original joke and I subverted it. I thought people who knew the actual joke would understand. But they don't.
5. 2019-06-23 at 4:16 AM UTC in What is your opinion on this small print?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ninjesus Is this the ghost from dh? That dude was 4 feet tall and looked like a Mexican peanut m&m

   
   Yeah also he has walnut dick
6. 2019-06-23 at 1:56 AM UTC in What is your opinion on this small print?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
7. 2019-06-23 at 1:55 AM UTC in Thank you everyone. But goodbye.
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
8. 2019-06-23 at 1:53 AM UTC in Great documentary: dark side of the web or the landslide case
   

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9. 2019-06-23 at 1:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

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10. 2019-06-22 at 11:23 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    On my way home from Chicago so I guess imma be smoking weed tonight... Hmm, is this what it feels like to be psychologically addicted to something?
11. 2019-06-22 at 10:28 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo captain falcon clearly just started smoking weed because nobody ever offered it to him before
    
    I'm just taking 1 perc today

    
    
    I only started using weed a couple years ago because I was in recovery after a surgery and was dealing with chronic pain. I refused the opiates that my doctor prescribed because as some might remember, I was completely straight edge 2ith regards to drugs. I never drank never did anything, never even smoked a cigarette. Well I had 1 puff of weed with a friend when I was a kid and didn't get high.
    
    So I didn't want to take opiates because I heard many stories of people getting addicted to painkillers, ODing etc and I was like fuck that shit. So I spent ~2-3 months with a shattered femur with zero pain assistance and just sucked it up.
    
    I couldn't sleep. I would sit vs lay as long as possible because lying down made my everything hurt. I would literally stay awake until I passed out.
    
    Then one of my friends saw I was in agony and essentially forced me to take a weed gummy. It really helped me cope with the pain (it still hurt like a motherfucker but it was easy to tune it out, no problem). And I ended up enjoying it a lot. Music was more fun, cartoons were more fun etc.
    
    But now it's gotten to the point where it's just making me mad depressed.
12. 2019-06-22 at 10:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    You don't scare me, kid
13. 2019-06-22 at 9:38 PM UTC in What actor does Christopher Reeve wish he was?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Keanu Reeves, because he is a better actor than Christopher Reeve, and not dead or quadriplegic.
14. 2019-06-22 at 4:03 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Not everyone can be MASTER CHEF SWEDEN like u
15. 2019-06-22 at 6:14 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Mmq if you kill yourself I'll kill you
16. 2019-06-22 at 1:32 AM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Spec shut the fuck up
17. 2019-06-21 at 10:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Skyrim is pretty goddam big.
    
    It's quite an achievement.
    
    Where's the sequel though?

    
    Finishing Skyrim's quest takes like 30 hrs.
18. 2019-06-21 at 8:50 PM UTC in Malice isn't dead.
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    deab most likely
19. 2019-06-21 at 6:33 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I really feel like I'm motherfucking myself with weed dude. I didn't really see what was up for way too long. The thing is, it's way too much of a good thing for me. I can sit around smoking weed and thinking about the universe and existential questions and shit all week. Most of my philosophising comes from smoking a pipe on my balcony in my rocking chair. I sit there and write.
    
    The problem is that I have found myself becoming extremely alienated from other people. I find myself babbling gobbledygook that people do not understand and even I maybe half understand. I cannot enjoy experiences properly any more because for some reason I am always hyper observant of my own mental processes. When I place something sweet upon my tongue, I immediately notice how hollow the experience is. Like it's there, and it "feels good" in a certain way. But there's nothing really to it, I sort of examine it and ultimately it just feels like another mere happening. Even when I'm having sex, I will literally find myself observing myself mentally and not actually being in the moment.
20. 2019-06-21 at 9:02 AM UTC in Semen Battle
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Sperm Slingers 3