What actor does Christopher Reeve wish he was?

1. 2019-06-22 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Keanu Reeves, because he is a better actor than Christopher Reeve, and not dead or quadriplegic.
2. 2019-06-22 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   one was a hack and the other is a hack. neither matter(ed)s
3. 2019-06-23 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   not Christopher Walken?
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   • Nil, 
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4. 2019-06-23 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra not Christopher Walken?

   
   That was the original joke and I subverted it. I thought people who knew the actual joke would understand. But they don't.
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   • Sudo
5. 2019-06-23 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #5
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   So basically an anti-joke?
   
   what do you call a chinese pilot?
   
   

   Show spoiler
6. 2019-06-23 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   A priori reasoning loses to empirical data every time.
7. 2019-06-23 at 7:43 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Also fuck you sudokunt
8. 2019-06-23 at 7:43 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Commit sudoku