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Posts by Common De-mominator

  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I just refuound that money you sent me. I'm gonna try and use it legitimately at the bar later tonight.

    Lol post pix of yourself flexing the monopoly dolla
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    + Speedy Parker the Speedophile
  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Get off the marijuana wagon then.

    I am currently sober and.plan to remain so until 9 PM
  4. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Speedy parggot is a wagegay
  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Either way…

    Me: One wagon.
    Everyone else: Zero wagons.

    We all have wagons, we just stay off them.
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker quiet mudpacker

    Shut up faggot
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker quiet mudpacker

    Shut up faggot.
  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks I stole it from the rest of y'all.

    Grand Theft Wagon.

    More like you took it and everybody felt too bad to take it back from your sad ass.
  9. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How did it taste?

    You tell me buddy. That was a rhetorical question that you were about to answer yourself.
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks It's a dope wagon at least.

    It ain't even your wagon you uninvited piece of shit
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Thanked for title, made me laff
  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Gadzooks is a loser mother fucker who can't stay off the wagon
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Defeat announced

    ^ Penis suck successful
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Let's break this down so even you can get it. You claim to have dialed a number which you claim was answered by an unknown drunk person. Is that about the gist of it before I continue?

    How about you gently suck my penis while your hands are occupied with typing?
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I guess you'll get that when you call a random number.

    So you're a pussy. Cool story bro.
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so are wearing watches

    Uhm, no. Maybe you just have shit fashion sense brotato.
  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Who gives a shit
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    If I were him I'd just go by "Bo Johnson"
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny arguing about open carry vs concealed carry is retarded without knowing first and foremost the purposes and utilities of the said gun bearer.

    guns are just like watches, some wear them to keep time, some wear them as fashion statements, while others bear them to indicate their social amd financial statuses and not just for protections.

    its just plain silly to tell someone who wear their guns for fashion that concealled carry is better.

    Wearing a gun for fashion is like wearing a dildo for fashion: it's stupid and inappropriate for any occasion, and it documents your inadequate cock.
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I find the easiest solution is just ignore the signs completely and smoke wherever the fuck you want. When some whiny, snot-nosed Nazi makes a comment, tell them to fuck off or you'll break some bones in their body. They usually get the hint after that, and then you continue to enjoy your smoke. If the bylaw fines you, throw it in the garbage and forget about it.

    ^ SpectraL has never once in his life had the backbone to stand up to anyone in person /
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