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2019-06-10 at 2:56 AM UTC in Dregs=best new poster
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2019-06-10 at 2:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionBefore anyone asks: I came in her unprotected pussy so she had to run to the bathroom and drain the cum. That's why I'm engaging in post coital NIS.
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2019-06-10 at 2:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Solstice 3 ml, guessing your distillate is around 90% so roughly 2,700 mg in the batch? You might want to wait a bit and see where you're at if you really ate ~250 mg worth.
I'm pretty motherfucked m8.
Also I just fucked like a rabbit with my GF and it was some classic mega weed sex. My ears are literally ringing. I came not 30 seconds ago. It's been pretty wild thus far. -
2019-06-09 at 11:44 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy Report
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2019-06-09 at 9:17 PM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?
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2019-06-09 at 9:16 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy Report
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2019-06-09 at 9:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionSWIM lol go fuck yourself niggee cunt.
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2019-06-09 at 9:15 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
Originally posted by Sudo if you have a girl who would stay with a guy with a tiny dick because she doesn't like sexual satisfaction and thinks she deserves a shitty small dicked guy because she's a shitty small dicked girl then that is not the girl for me
maybe the tiny dicked guy has some redeeming qualities but at the end of the day, it's not like you can put an extra piece in it like a table for when company comes over
Eh you're kinda dumb tbh. It is 2019 bro. I have a fruit box full of sex toys that I offer to my dates and use consentingly. There are a range of dildos, penis sheathes ranging up to 12l by 8r inches, varying vibrators, tingly sensual creams and lubes, essential oils, fuzzy cuffs etc. At this point having a big Wang is irrelevant unless you are really boring and gay. Even just having a Hitachi Wand = free orgasms and women love it. Put a moist damp hand towel over it and hit the pussy while you vibrate the clit, she will jizm multiple times. I literally have to cull my tinder list because it is full of bitches that want to smash again. -
2019-06-09 at 9:09 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
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2019-06-09 at 9:08 PM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?
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2019-06-09 at 8:58 PM UTC in One word storySnake
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2019-06-09 at 8:57 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
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2019-06-09 at 8:53 PM UTC in I'm the type of dude who will hit on your girlfriend when you're in the bathroom, or out by the car...
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2019-06-09 at 8:52 PM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?I'm used to driving in the right seat too but it is the "wrong" way. Everyone except British Raj countries drives in the left seat.
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2019-06-09 at 8:50 PM UTC in One word storyHe
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2019-06-09 at 8:50 PM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...Pretty sure sqrl is a male person 👍
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2019-06-09 at 8:49 PM UTC in I'm the type of dude who will hit on your girlfriend when you're in the bathroom, or out by the car...Do you have a daughter, OP worm?
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2019-06-09 at 8:48 PM UTC in I'm the type of dude who will hit on your girlfriend when you're in the bathroom, or out by the car...
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2019-06-09 at 8:45 PM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?I don't really kill anybody. People get themselves killed. Like when I sent Mark heroin to OD on when he fucked with me.
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2019-06-09 at 8:43 PM UTC in I'm the type of dude who will hit on your girlfriend when you're in the bathroom, or out by the car...I'm the sort of dude who has strong enough binds with my women that your ugly ass would fail miserably, then I would brutally beat your ass within an inch of your life.
