Posts by Common De-mominator

1. 2019-06-10 at 12:17 PM UTC in Dregs=best new poster
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung So you can car bomb her shity little apartment you fucking terrorist? Get Your Filthy Muslim ass back to Pakistan we don't want your kind here

   
   I'm going to cut your head off faggot. Post your address you shit talking puss.
2. 2019-06-10 at 12:16 PM UTC in One word story
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Muscle
3. 2019-06-10 at 12:16 PM UTC in how the fuck do i get rid of a broken microwave
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Use the circuit board to make a bomb
4. 2019-06-10 at 12:14 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy Report
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc but i still do that
   
   
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   Okay?
5. 2019-06-10 at 12:14 PM UTC in Dregs=best new poster
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dregs damn you reveal so much about yourself. we NEED more people like you on internet. so brave for admitting to all this to us. now go get some kiddiecock faggot

   
   Post your address pussy.
6. 2019-06-10 at 8:47 AM UTC in how the fuck do i get rid of a broken microwave
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Magnetron and Convertor sounds like shitty Decepticon Transformers.
7. 2019-06-10 at 8:46 AM UTC in Fondling my sleeping girlfriend's ass
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   It's 4:40 AM. At the turn of the last hour, I started groping my GF's ass. In about 15 minutes I lubed myself and her pussy up and dove in cock first slowly. She moaned as I fingered and groped her and slowly fed my dick into her cunt but she was in the deepest part of.her sleep. I slowly fucked and fucked her till I blew my load hard inside her pussy. She woke up when I lost control and I just started fucking her hard like a fucking ape, just gorilla raping her. She loved it and touched herself after I cummed in her pussy till she came for me too.
8. 2019-06-10 at 5 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor shut the hell up dumdum

   
   Incorrect 👍
9. 2019-06-10 at 4:48 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by 🐿 I'm a girl.

   
   Okay 👍
10. 2019-06-10 at 4:47 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo If you tried half as hard at having a big penis as you do at affecting the mannerisms that you believe someone with a big penis would have over the internet, maybe your penis would not be so tiny brown and gay

    
    Error: nonsense syntax
11. 2019-06-10 at 3:40 AM UTC in One word story
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    fake
12. 2019-06-10 at 3:39 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor ur a terrible poster im embarrassed for you

    
    ^ Huttburt ginger
13. 2019-06-10 at 3:24 AM UTC in how the fuck do i get rid of a broken microwave
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Shoot cannon
14. 2019-06-10 at 3:20 AM UTC in PRIME JAILBAIT CLOSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Good. Gross. Kill yourselves.
15. 2019-06-10 at 3:18 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor cool story lil fagmo, it's nappy time now say night night

    
    Suck a fag egg.
16. 2019-06-10 at 3:12 AM UTC in One word story
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    A
17. 2019-06-10 at 3:10 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I thought 🐿 was scronaldo

    
    Pretty sure he is a guy whoever he is. Nothing wrong with that. Just saying, never seen Squirrel ever EVER explicitly claim to be a girl anywhere and I will stand against taking a position till contrary proof is presented, ever.
18. 2019-06-10 at 3:09 AM UTC in One word story
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Honour
19. 2019-06-10 at 3:06 AM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc its for defensive purposes. your right hand is your sword hand. people drove on the left, on the right side of the vehicle so they could defend against oncoming attack.
    
    but in modern day your right hand is still the hand you fire a weapon or hold a knife. in an american car, if a mugger jumped into your passenger seat with a knife or gun it would be very difficult to draw on him. he's to your immediate right, best position to get the better of you. i didn't think americans would have missed that trick, what with their proud wild west heritage an all that.
    
    
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    ^ This guy is retarded 👍
20. 2019-06-10 at 3:01 AM UTC in Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo dead
    
    you're trying to use the enlightened age we live in to justify having a tiny penis. In order to have unembarassing sex you need to research and purchase products designed for women to use on themselves. Your penis is not even part of the equation.
    
    I'm not saying you're a terrible person, I'm just saying you're not a man. HTS is so much more of a man than you are

    
    ^ Stupid strawbitch+AIDS hominem rolled into one delusional bitch.
    
    My cock is the size of a can of Arizona Iced tea, and a bit longer. The simple fact I'd that by the time I am done with foreplay, bitch has already cummed. That's essentially a guarantee otherwise I can't even get started, it puts me off to not make a bitch cum first. 2+ is easy with some basic oral technique and patience. I could steal every single bitch in your life permanently.
    
    By the time my cock makes first impact, the crash site has already been amply prepared for insertion. When my phallus hurtled into the pussy, she already wants my cum deep inside her eggs.