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Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...

  1. #41
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo dead

    you're trying to use the enlightened age we live in to justify having a tiny penis. In order to have unembarassing sex you need to research and purchase products designed for women to use on themselves. Your penis is not even part of the equation.

    I'm not saying you're a terrible person, I'm just saying you're not a man. HTS is so much more of a man than you are

    ^ Stupid strawbitch+AIDS hominem rolled into one delusional bitch.

    My cock is the size of a can of Arizona Iced tea, and a bit longer. The simple fact I'd that by the time I am done with foreplay, bitch has already cummed. That's essentially a guarantee otherwise I can't even get started, it puts me off to not make a bitch cum first. 2+ is easy with some basic oral technique and patience. I could steal every single bitch in your life permanently.

    By the time my cock makes first impact, the crash site has already been amply prepared for insertion. When my phallus hurtled into the pussy, she already wants my cum deep inside her eggs.
  2. #42
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I thought 🐿 was scronaldo
  3. #43
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I thought 🐿 was scronaldo

    Pretty sure he is a guy whoever he is. Nothing wrong with that. Just saying, never seen Squirrel ever EVER explicitly claim to be a girl anywhere and I will stand against taking a position till contrary proof is presented, ever.
  4. #44
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Pretty sure he is a guy whoever he is. Nothing wrong with that. Just saying, never seen Squirrel ever EVER explicitly claim to be a girl anywhere and I will stand against taking a position till contrary proof is presented, ever.

    cool story lil fagmo, it's nappy time now say night night
  5. #45
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I thought 🐿 was scronaldo

    Yes. We're all Scrawn. Some of you were right and called it when we got here.
  6. #46
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor cool story lil fagmo, it's nappy time now say night night

    Suck a fag egg.
  7. #47
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ur a terrible poster im embarrassed for you
  8. #48
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor ur a terrible poster im embarrassed for you

    ^ Huttburt ginger
  9. #49
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    YOU SUCK
  10. #50
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ Stupid strawbitch+AIDS hominem rolled into one delusional bitch.

    My cock is the size of a can of Arizona Iced tea, and a bit longer. The simple fact I'd that by the time I am done with foreplay, bitch has already cummed. That's essentially a guarantee otherwise I can't even get started, it puts me off to not make a bitch cum first. 2+ is easy with some basic oral technique and patience. I could steal every single bitch in your life permanently.

    By the time my cock makes first impact, the crash site has already been amply prepared for insertion. When my phallus hurtled into the pussy, she already wants my cum deep inside her eggs.

    If you tried half as hard at having a big penis as you do at affecting the mannerisms that you believe someone with a big penis would have over the internet, maybe your penis would not be so tiny brown and gay
  11. #51
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Pretty sure he is a guy whoever he is. Nothing wrong with that. Just saying, never seen Squirrel ever EVER explicitly claim to be a girl anywhere and I will stand against taking a position till contrary proof is presented, ever.

    I'm a girl.
  12. #52
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 🐿 I'm a girl.

    only way to prove it is to post a picture of a lady squirrel
  13. #53
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo If you tried half as hard at having a big penis as you do at affecting the mannerisms that you believe someone with a big penis would have over the internet, maybe your penis would not be so tiny brown and gay

    Error: nonsense syntax
  14. #54
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 I'm a girl.

    Okay 👍
  15. #55
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    shut the hell up dumdum
  16. #56
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor shut the hell up dumdum

    Incorrect 👍
  17. #57
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
  18. #58
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks??
  19. #59
    Octavian motherfucker
    All I know is Larry must have a wide grin on his face cumming home to Squirrel every day. 👊

    Player lyfe...
  20. #60
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Pretty sure squirrel is a human male 👍
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