Originally posted by Solstice
I've heard of attention whores before but goddamn. Has to be shitty to need that much validation from strangers, let alone ones who are among the lowest scum of society like us
dont talk about my sex life like that. im not a whore. i do it for free. my unquenchable need to have random strangers use my asshole like their personal pocket pussy is none of your business unless youre going to donate your seed into some part of my lower digestive tract.
ill even suck your cock clean when youre done.
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but yeah i fucked this discord girl down the street a couple of years ago, these nerds evidently got pissed off at her because she wasn't sharing the same feelz as her and literally came to her door one with a gun and started shooting at her place, cops ent up killing the guy with the gun and the other two got arrested and i ent up getting dat discord pusssaaaaaaaaaay!
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
So I got synthetic urine. Cost $25.
The contents:
Microwave piss for 10 seconds and attach activated heating pad to piss bottle with rubber band.
Tuck it in your undies and secure with duct tape.
I plan on calling and rescheduling my drug test for an earlier date. That way if my piss test turns out to be one where they want to watch my cock Ill go ahead and fail with time left to find a different job.
I know of a place that does the oral swab test and I could always just go work there. I think it only takes a few days before you can pass the oral test.
I really want to smoke weed. My body craves it.
I heard of people smoking right before oral swabs and passing
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