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  1. #1
    cigreting Dark Matter
    years ago i put some weed in a bag and i taped it betwixt my ass cheeks before i got on a plane for a vacation. It worked fine but this was probably 2010. Have airports gotten more strict and advanced since then to detect weed? Im going on a trip in about a month and want to know if its worth the risk or not.

    I also wonder since i have a medical card if i can bring my weed with legally or if theyll say no since im crossing state lines? Anyone know
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    blaster master victim of incest
  3. #3
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Detection will depend on how well you wiped your ass.
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    he smuggled weed through the airport but it never came out, that was 5 years ago
  5. #5
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stl1 Detection will depend on how well you wiped your ass.

    so dont wipe your ass then. just shit all in them?
  6. #6
    Bugz Space Nigga
    They have that xray thing. it is so sensitive it knew I had a wadded up piece of booger klenix in my pocket I didn't noticed when emptying my pockets out for some weird reason.

    it lights up in a grid box that shows all the parts of your body. trust me, it would light up around your ass.

    smuggling drugs is still a thing you know
  7. #7
    There's a drug dog reading this thread right now.
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  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting years ago i put some weed in a bag and i taped it betwixt my ass cheeks before i got on a plane for a vacation. It worked fine but this was probably 2010. Have airports gotten more strict and advanced since then to detect weed? Im going on a trip in about a month and want to know if its worth the risk or not.

    I also wonder since i have a medical card if i can bring my weed with legally or if theyll say no since im crossing state lines? Anyone know

    Weed between your skinny ass butt cheeks isn't the same as having it up your asshole dumbass

    Just put it up your shit pussy you stupid fuck
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting years ago i put some weed in a bag and i taped it betwixt my ass cheeks before i got on a plane for a vacation. It worked fine but this was probably 2010. Have airports gotten more strict and advanced since then to detect weed? Im going on a trip in about a month and want to know if its worth the risk or not.

    I also wonder since i have a medical card if i can bring my weed with legally or if theyll say no since im crossing state lines? Anyone know

    Lol betwixt? The only other incel i know who says that is gadzooks
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting years ago i put some weed in a bag and i taped it betwixt my ass cheeks before i got on a plane for a vacation. It worked fine but this was probably 2010. Have airports gotten more strict and advanced since then to detect weed? Im going on a trip in about a month and want to know if its worth the risk or not.

    I also wonder since i have a medical card if i can bring my weed with legally or if theyll say no since im crossing state lines? Anyone know

    Call the airlines and an attorneyand find out dumbass that talks about sucking his grandfather's dick
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Call the airlines and an attorneyand find out dumbass that talks about sucking his grandfather's dick

    who dose dat
  12. #12
    Kev Space Nigga
    if you can seal it in an airtight container, security dogs wont give you annilingus and you dont have to go thru the xray machine, you have a choice between that and being felt up by some obese gorilla monkeymouth bitch.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Send the weed in the mail to a prebooked hotel.
    It is safer that way and the mailman is the scape goat.
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  14. #14
    Just hoop it. They'll think it's a shit log.
  15. #15
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just hoop it. They'll think it's a shit log.

    Not even this works anymore. You have to take it to the next level. Poop in a tupperware. Insert the drugs into the turd and mold it back into a turd shape. Then freeze it. Before you leave for the airport, reinsert the frozen turd. It'll thaw inside you and be indistinguishable from a regular turd, but it will contain a dank surprise.
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  16. #16
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP is a fucking retard.

    I just grind it, put it in polythene bag and plug. Could fit a few ounces up there.
  17. #17
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe OP is a fucking retard.

    I just grind it, put it in polythene bag and plug. Could fit a few ounces up there.

    i bet you enjoy that
  18. #18
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe OP is a fucking retard.

    I just grind it, put it in polythene bag and plug. Could fit a few ounces up there.

    That's what I do when my shorts don't have pockets
  19. #19
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev i bet you enjoy that

    I do
  20. #20
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I do

    lolfaggot
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