It is basically that except touchscreen.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
yea but do your dumbells have cocks ?
no, i shove the whole dumbell into my asshole.
with no lube
i do it for training for when i get ass-pregnant and need to give ass-birth
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Originally posted by stl1
I just got back from getting my first Covid shot. The shot itself was painless. I didn't even feel it. My arm is just a little bit sore now.
Because of our pig-farming Republican Governor, most of the sites to get a shot are rural and I had to drive 1 1/2 hours each way and spent $23 in gas doing it (full tank when left and filled when returned) and I'll have to do it all over again in a few weeks. For some reason this jackass Governor won't supply the vaccine where the population centers are in the state (St. Louis, Kansas City). I don't get his incompetence. My daughter's parents-in-law are having to travel 2 hours away to the center of the state on Saturday to get their shots.
stick it in my asshole you geriatric faggot
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2021-03-02 at 10:55 PM UTC
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STICK IT ! ! !
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2021-03-02 at 10:51 PM UTC
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STICK IT ! ! !
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Originally posted by netstat
i'm a solid 5'7" and 130lbs of lean muscle, i also have training in BJJ so you stand no chance even if you're bigger
i have more training in blow job jedijitsu so stick your cock in my mouth so i have start blow jobbing.
edit: jesus fuck. i just realized you said you weight as much as a dumbell that i can lift with one hand.
hopefully your cock is better equipped
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
Netstat
Vinny
Candyrein
Folks, these people have ZERO comedic ability.
if you want funny, look in the mirror
if you want to get your tiny mexican dick wet, stick it in my asshole
serious question: why do mexicans have smaller penises than orientals? inquiring minds want to know.
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2021-03-02 at 7:53 PM UTC
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03/02/2021 RIP JumpInChat
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
Your parents spent 7k on a wedding ring lol
The ring had to have cost 3 times or more of what the pawn people offered.
Probably over $20,000 ring.
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Spent 2 hours just going over needless safety crap.
Basically if it can hurt you don't even fuck with it.
Then the rest of the day was actual work
My gear consists of a computer I wear that tells me everything and is connected to our GLOBAL HQ.
I get this thing that lets me shoot laser beams off my finger like a wizard. Those lasers are what made my day so nice because basically yeah, it is pretty much just a smaller version of a grocery scanner gun but it does all the work for me and everything is digital. Im not spending hours a day dicking around with paper work.
There are freight elevators (I fukkin love freight elevators!).
The boxes I moved at my old job usually weighed anywhere between 5-50pounds and my new job the heaviest box I lifted all night was maybe 10 pounds and it was just that one box. All the rest of my boxes only weighed maybe 1 pound (that is rounding up).
I wish I could tell you guys more but I can't because everyone here has proven themselves a cunt including myself.
I do want to thank everyone for supporting all my old "FUCK MY JOB" threads and my "Fake Pee" threads.
Without NIS keeping it real I would probably still be getting cucked at my old job having no one to speak for my best interests.
Anyways, I love you all and thank you.
Not sure how my sleep schedule will pan out but Im going to try and stay up for a little while and then hit the hay with the goal and being able to spend some awake time with Chell before she goes to bed.
What are you doing today?
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Originally posted by STER0S
a lot of filipina bitches in the philippines get them as some of kind of status-symbol.
my cousins's wife has 'em.
personally i think its retarded and only looks nice when my cum is dangling off it.
pump my hole full of your cum and ill slurp the dangling klingons up with my talented tongue
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
he doesn't know he just said dum dum he was in the dark
i want to gnaw on your raw meat until i get semen poisoning
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Originally posted by Sudo
She looks like she used to be an escort and now her daughter is
im an escort.
ill escort your cock into my prostate
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Originally posted by Grylls
krotz likes dressing up like girls, does that count?
im wearing a pretty pink dress and a cheerio as a cock ring.
come stuff your cock into my flaccid asshole
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Originally posted by Grylls
I think I made krotz cry again 🤣
make my asshole bleed
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Originally posted by STER0S
does chell swallow
not only do i swallow, i chug it. i suckee suckee long time
stick your dick in my mouth and ill show you
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Yeahh it does say 18+ I’m a big boy now
Don’t fuck with my adult lego
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Okay well shut up and touch your toes niggger faggot while I blast my manglaise into all of your orfices you simpering tub of goo you nigger faggot
You'll thank me later, nigger
i have my wrists handcuffed to my ankles to make my asshole more easily accessible. its a trick my mother taught me
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Ok
I showed her my cock again so she returned the favour
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