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2021-09-10 at 1:46 PM UTC in Guess why tomorrow is my favourite day
Originally posted by Sophie Are you people literally children?
i kind of am.
it's like a mini-holiday because all my fat-ass child-hood friends and i make an event out of it at the mexican joint in town.
it's a time for us to gather around after work to shoot the shit and and catch up each other's lives while indulging. -
2021-09-10 at 1:24 PM UTC in Guess why tomorrow is my favourite daymine is tuesday because it's fish taco tuesday
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2021-09-10 at 12:46 PM UTC in NSFW: How does this picture make you feel?my nose hurts
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2021-09-10 at 4:37 AM UTC in the 90s. where did they go?i miss ren & stimpy and beavis & butt-head.
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2021-09-10 at 2:31 AM UTC in When women can no longer attract men,i'd fuck a post-op tranny for the experience.
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2021-09-10 at 1:56 AM UTC in True story about my day with a hot doctor, a jockstrap and a group of African menpost pics
Originally posted by Grylls So early hours of this morning around 2 am I woke up with what seemed to be just an itchy ass. After 15 minutes of scratching it I realised it was beginning to become excruciatingly painful so decided to apply cream which did next to nothing and the pain got that bad I thought fuck this and called for an ambulabce and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah fuck it yo holmes to bel air!
I pulled up to a hospital about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later (True story continued)
Went straight to A&E and got seen to by this hot doctor after a fucked up 10 hour wait. She examined me and I began to notice she was developing beautifully teary eyes behind her covid mask.
I said Im sure Ive seen those pretty eyes before and she said yes Leon you have…
Then I realised I knew her from a previous ward a while back where she treated me like shit but I had still bought her flowers, chocolates and perfume after helping me either way and because I had a huge crush on her.
She kept mumbling how sorry she was to me and then had me sent off to another ward full of niggers and a random chink guy.
I was like ok you really gonna get fucked up now pal!
The chink guy said Leon I need you to relieve yourself into this vial for me now, I was like shit ok but came out of the bathroom with an empty vial.
He then said, congratulations on relieving yourself. I was like yeah yeah joke you can see its empty you vinny looking faggot. Then he said I mean you really are relieved, you can go home! Just put on this jockstrap.
I almost punched the chinks lights out before he said, take a look around at your family Leon, you really are home.
It turns out all the niggers were part of my family tree I never knew existed who worked in that same hospital. Then I walked out wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a smile on my face. While the doctor “Ellie” was watching me with tears still pouring down her face.
A lot more to this TRUE story and I have a pic to prove it too.
I’d beforehand packed an overnight stay bag not knowing what was gonna happen on my arrival there.
I worked out she was such a bitch to me the first time because she saw a pic of my angel and was jelly. (Pic of my angel and my wristband on request)
So in the end the whole thing was a way of apologising to me.
Still havent gotten to the “bottom” of the itching, could it actually have been from jock itchy really vinny you faggot
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2021-09-10 at 1:31 AM UTC in Yardbirdi remember using outlook to browse usenet newsgroups back in 97-2001
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2021-09-10 at 12:43 AM UTC in Been listening to Juice Wrld as of late, he's pretty dope.
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2021-09-10 at 12:32 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentyou should cum on her braces
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2021-09-09 at 9:01 PM UTC in Bill Krozby is in hell where all you lowlife junkies are goinghe's in a different dimension
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2021-09-09 at 4:34 PM UTC in Can you order malt liquor at a bar?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is Olde English discontinued?
The original Steel Reserve 211 is ceasing production, though its fruity spinoffs appear to be surviving. And sticking with malt liquor brands, the higher ABV spinoff Olde English HG 800 will be gone, as will the Magnum brand. Finally, Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve is also going to be retired
they're only discontinuing the triple export steele reserve. -
2021-09-09 at 7:39 AM UTC in anybody remember this cartoon?bumps
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2021-09-09 at 7:31 AM UTC in john nelson's farmbump
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2021-09-09 at 6:29 AM UTC in I have to pull my head from my ass
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2021-09-09 at 6:27 AM UTC in What was it like the first time you did drugs?bump
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2021-09-09 at 5:27 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....i rock pipas like cradles -- i go 10-to-2.
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2021-09-09 at 4:48 AM UTC in True story about my day with a hot doctor, a jockstrap and a group of African mencock ring
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2021-09-09 at 3:46 AM UTC in Fona 9-9-2021
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2021-09-09 at 3:46 AM UTC in Drafting a formal proposal for soiboi to end his lifewill donate to the cause
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2021-09-09 at 3:45 AM UTC in Is GreyFox still alive?bump
