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Posts by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg

  1. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I lost my virginity when I was 10 years old

    The only true 'sitter' that ever lived, she sat on me and boy let me tell ya I wanted to go to bed early that night, my parents were impressed.
  2. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I have decided to smoke weed with my brother soon
  3. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Are you a dog
  4. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Dog have so much freedoms that humans do not have in modern society, look at this dog he does more in life than any of us because he does not have stupid legal restrictions put on him by humans.
    Dogs can legally change their name by just calling themselves something else

    Look at this dog climbed a mountain and got a name change while you just read about it. Dog has more freedom than you.

    "The First Dog Ascent of a 7,000-Meter Himalayan Peak
    We don't want to hear about the time your dog did a fourteener. Mera, recently renamed Baru, made the first canine ascent of Nepal's 23,389-foot Baruntse in November 2018."

    https://www.outsideonline.com/2390456/first-dog-ascent-baruntse-nepal

  5. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I know right, for a dating site it's a bunch of gay dudes posting dicks
  6. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    lothario?
  7. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Lol this happened to my friend. He broke his leg in three places and they gave him Tylenol
  8. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    yeah they are orange and black pills

    10mg dexedrine i think
  9. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    fucking computer nerds and your mexican computer videos

  10. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
  11. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    My parents said I was an accident
  12. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Also he's not in control of the pills but he's clever and somehow has a full bottle, I dumped a bunch in my pocket when he went to the bathroom and tried snorting it but it's like some childrens strength shit
  13. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I used to but not anymore
  14. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    My ex girlfriend likes knives more than me, she was psycho
  15. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Stoners sit around all day, playing video games, wasting their lives, sucking on the herbal jedi, and think that they have a right to do that -yet they have zero solidarity with anyone else.

    Stoners, this is why everyone hates you.

    Yeah there are a lot of people like that but im a hard working mexican and I only smoke in the morning and before bed
  16. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    a what now
  17. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Its Adderall but the extended release kind. He's probably doing it just to be cool but I never noticed him having attention problems before, he is retarded but I don't think retarded enough for literal speed

    My parents are also retards and they are on lots of pills themselves like Zoloft but they think I'm a scumbag for smoking weed.

    So obviously they won't listen to me when I told them they are idiots for giving him drugs. He was failing in school and used that as an excuse to get the pills.

    He's not some hardcore kid that sells drugs and acts like a gangster he's just an idiot that thinks snorting pills, listening to marshmallow and playing shitty video games is cool.
  18. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    He doesn't even have ADHD though he showed me the website he got the idea from
  19. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny takes one to know one.

    ?

    Does it?
  20. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    They said they will trust the family doctor over me, but they don't realize he tricked them all.

    Kids these days are little monsters with the internet, he looks at porn on his tablet, pirates games and does hacking stuff and has a bunch of bitcoins.

    He also told me there's a girl in his school that sells snapchat nudes
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