Posts by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg

1. 2019-03-05 at 4:49 PM UTC in The doctors gave my 11 year old brother hard drugs
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   He says his friends do Molly but I don't believe it. If someone is selling these kids drugs I'm gonna kick his ass and steal his shit
2. 2019-03-05 at 4:46 PM UTC in How to profit from semen other than insemination?
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   Figure out where all the condoms are manufactured in China and buy a plant next to theirs and start a company that makes industrial lubricants and the lubricants are actually mostly your semen and get a reputation as a lubricants supplier in China.
   
   Then blow up or sabotage the factory where the condom people get their lubricants normally and offer to sell them cheap lubricants and they will coat all condoms made in that factory with your semen
   
   Then you can get millions of women pregnant and make most of the population share your genetics
3. 2019-03-05 at 4:35 PM UTC in The doctors gave my 11 year old brother hard drugs
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   He's not even in high school yet but he's gonna be high as fuck at school if he keeps this up
4. 2019-03-05 at 4:29 PM UTC in The doctors gave my 11 year old brother hard drugs
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   I was chillin with the family and my bro was showing me his Minecraft level and he says "I need a powerup" and pulls out this bottle of pills, crushes one up and snorts it like cocaine right in front of me
   
   I was like yo who sold my kid brother fucking speed but his name was on the bottle.
   
   He doesn't even have ADHD he just faked it reading a guide on the internet and said he can't concentrate in school and now he just snorts his pills and plays Minecraft and fortnite all day
   
   He got in trouble from skipping school, parents thought he was getting in trouble around town but he just sat in his room doing lines and making a redstone computer in Minecraft
   
   Wtf
5. 2019-03-05 at 4:14 PM UTC in ATTN DontTellEm
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   What did they tell him
6. 2019-03-05 at 4:13 PM UTC in I linked Bill Krozby dick to a comment section
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   Why would a man look at another man's junk
7. 2019-03-05 at 4:12 PM UTC in They bleed once a month then bitch the rest of the time
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   The girl too?
8. 2019-03-05 at 6:04 AM UTC in One thing worst than a rapist
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   Haha yeah them goats man they will eat anything including your wife's asshole if you aren't careful.
9. 2019-03-05 at 6 AM UTC in One thing worst than a rapist
   

   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   A child that rapes babies
10. 2019-03-05 at 3:57 AM UTC in It bleeds one week out of the month
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Tell it to your girlfriends spare me the details
11. 2019-03-05 at 3:54 AM UTC in Lanny has removed the canary in the 'About' page
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I see no birds or hot girls this thread is a bag of lies
12. 2019-03-05 at 3:05 AM UTC in 20xrp to the first person who can guess my alt
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Alt of what
13. 2019-03-05 at 12:08 AM UTC in I'm going to hijack a plane and fly it into facebook hq while doing a barrel roll
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    How will you get back home after
14. 2019-03-05 at 12:04 AM UTC in Aliens Cause Global Warming
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    How did they know how hot it was in the 1400's if there was no computers back then
15. 2019-03-05 at 12:01 AM UTC in Have you ever been homeless- story time/advice thread
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    You can also rent them if you can't afford to buy one and live in that
    
    Idk why homeless people don't just do that
16. 2019-03-04 at 11:58 PM UTC in Colder than a witch's tit
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I go inside my house and turn on the heat
17. 2019-03-04 at 2:34 PM UTC in Do any of you people work?
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Define 'work'
18. 2019-03-04 at 2:33 PM UTC in Isn't it rude when companies send you email from a no_reply address.
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    I still reply anyways
19. 2019-03-04 at 2:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    How do you know they didn't rip you .1 and you only smoked 4.8
20. 2019-03-02 at 4:33 PM UTC in Emojis and snapchat enhancements are for poor people
    

    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    snapchat has porn