I was cruising for some ass last night. I get super horny on the weekend. It's kind of like I have a dark side that nobody sees. All week I am nice to people at work, I am really polite to my family and neighbours but on the weekend I want to be a dirty ass trash bag. It turns me on. So I go cruising for ass.
I tend to get ass with the truckers in the truck stop bathrooms, and then my favourite is after high profile Christian events I get alot of Christian guys in the bathroom DTF. I got sick of scouting out public bathrooms and dark alleys. So I decided to try cruising the main streets. I'd make the symbol. See if anyone responded back.
After a night of no luck, my boner was raging hard through my pants as I just was about to give up and go into the Mc Donald's bathroom to FAP so I could ease the throb. When I decided to walk up another street. Looked less busy. I walked up the street and passed a homeless guy who winked at me and shook his cup. For some reason that wink connecting with my boner threw the shreds of my moral compass out the damn window.
I bent down to his level and pointed to my penis bulging through my pants. He nodded and said the location for the fuck. It was behind an abandoned commercial property, he seemed to have found a small shelter behind it that used to be its store shed maybe for old boxes or storage.. Who knows. It was like this homeless guy knew every spot of the street off by heart.
He looked pretty dirty. His face and hands were crusted black with dirt and his nails were starting to harden yellow with the filth. They were pretty long. I shuddered as he ran them down my cheek and put one of his fingers into my mouth. The throbbing boner just got harder. I was finding it completely disgusting yet so sexy. My mind was confused. The taste of sour gone off bacon rose in my mouth as I tasted his finger.
He pulled down my pants and started to suck on my penis. His mouth was like a black hole with about 6 rotted stumps of teeth. His tongue was fairly large as he let it slide over my shaft. I felt his teeth wobble as he went down fast on my penis. I could smell his saliva and it smelled like blue cheese. I surprinsly didn't gag. It just reminded me of snacking on a cheese platter at the theatre events I am invited to attend.
I started to moan with pleasure and pushed him playfully away from my penis. I was ready to taste his. I pulled down his trousers or what was left of them, and his now yellowed underwear. I started to suck on his penis. I noticed there was weeping sores on them so I tried to be gentle. I didn't want to burst any in my mouth. The taste was like as if I bent down over a urinal and licked the rim. It wasn't great but he was enjoying it. I spun him around and opened his ass cheeks.
I started to fuck his dried poop and dirt crusted anus. With every pump of my penis and every jolt, a foul odour eminated from his ass. I started to feel the cum forcing its way down my penis into his asshole. I pulled out and I seen his eyes were soft and warm beneath the filthy exterior. I started to feel sorry for him so I asked what does he enjoy. He told me "my ass eaten". He bent over and I went to town on his ass. I ate his ass like a snack. He was moaning and letting out wet smacks from his mouth. I felt like my tongue was in fire though. It wasn't a good sensation. He soon cum blasted all over the wall and it dripped down his legs and thighs. He pulled his trousers right up over the mess.
He then lifted his cup and shook it. I was then reminded that I fucked a desperate homeless guy. I gave him some ass eating because I felt sorry for him. I handed over 50 dollars and his eyes lit up. He actually pulled me in for a hug and kissed my cheek. He actually said goodbye to me and that I was his favourite. I walked away stunned. I felt so warm and fuzzy inside from the hug and the sentiment but yet to disgusted with myself for what I have done.
I had to walk really fast back to my vehicle. I was parinoid about the smell that was lingering on me. It was really foul. My car stunk up like rotting roadkill. I could feel pieces of silt in my mouth. Lucky I only live 5 mins from town so it was a quick journey home. I rushed inside and straight to the bathroom. There was a ring of brown and black around my mouth. My hands were stained yellow. I pulled off my clothes and my penis was literally 50 shades of brown. I grabbed a tooth brush and my colagate and I stood in that warm hot shower brushing my teeth in it with the roasting water. I could see the filth and dirt wash away in the water and down the drain.
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Originally posted by Octavian
Spectral I may rip you but I can't deny you have been here from the beginning and respect the fact you have been loyal to the end.
Fact of the matter is nothing feels the same anymore. This site is ending soon and I think it's good in a way. It'll mark the end of an era. At least were apart of a community that came together to troll and educate one another regardless of each others' backgrounds.
I guess I just don't feel how I did all those years ago. Maybe it's time to make the transition into normality and away from this whole collective degenerate sub culture we have known all these years.
I'm going down with the ship.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Why don't u stick to things u know, like begging for nudes from technologist /scoff /scoff /scoff Old ass, pathetic faggot ;)
Yanno, you’ve been a real bitch to pretty much everyone. WTF is your malfunction.
You will get older ya know, come that time, you’ll regret making fun of people due to their age. That has to be one of the dumbest insults there is. Har har har, you’re old. Sooo funny, not.
And you can keep my name out of your bitchy ass mouth.
Move along.
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Originally posted by The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0
The heptane is better than ether, and the combination of the two is insanity that ether wouldn't produce on its own. It's the most psychedelic experience ever unless you've met the existence of the reality and metarealities this multiverse consists of in person, you have never tripped this hard as anything. Reality itself is viewn as a3rd oersin view and you are a soul that leaves your body for life you have niot used heptane _ ether correctly. i also took 1000mg of bundy 3 days in a row and that got me high as fuckback when i was using starter fluid. but alternating in a 12 hour period . fuck i feel like im gonna die bu i hope if i post this but dont
lol fuck
im probably just perpetuating my paranoia
my meain problem is that in makes you super consciouius of everything.'
im good
yeah dont overthink shit fam ur good OTC shit drugs n starter fluid never hurt no one
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As it stands at the moment, Iraq is symbolically uniting against the US. There's going to be a parliamentary vote to expel the US military presence in the next few days and I'd be very surprised if it does not pass. I'd also be very surprised if Turnip respects it. We're likely to see uncontrolled escalation between US forces and Iraqi PMUs; given the attacks on their leadership and personnel I don't think the government will be able to talk them down - it'll be like going back to 2005 or so.
Iran has no option but to respond but they have so many options available that it's impossible to guess how - it won't be something as direct as a missile strike on a US base or warship, and they have no time constraints.
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