Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.
Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.
Originally posted by CandyRein
Just left the state park …
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We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'
What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory
Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
12 years old isn't even that young. They're plenty ready for sex.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time. I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself. Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.
Anybody here into shitting themselves?
Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.
Another thing. I want to shit and urinate on someone. BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi
>tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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I used the ignore feature on zoklet for people with pictures of children in their avatar, other than that you're really just admitting to being cyber bullied and need a feature to white knight for you
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I wish there was some kinda collective project we could work on, each one contributing according to their own expertise and value. If I ever write a book (which I will provided I live another 8 years) I will include something about this website in it. A legacy is all a man can really aspire to live to leave, for most people this is realized in offspring but I need more than that and I feel totse/this community needs the same. I've also been thinking a lot about masonry lately, some to do with freemasons, some to do with how important the craft traditionally was and what would be the 21st century equivalent (still at a loss)
So I'm going to make it my lifes mission to create a statue of a black man smoking a blunt, holding an astronauts helmet and kicking a dutty Jew that had bent over to pick up a shekel. Ideally it would be a wishing fountain you can throw pennies into that's filled with sulphuric acid to scald any hebrew's attempt to steal change.
Bump this thread often so I don't forget
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Im glad you are happier and healthier. Don't expect these great have-casual-sex-on-the-weekend-and-get-a-modest-raise days will last forever so ensure you have the coping skills to make it through the next shitstorm
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Heineken taste like shit. They use to sell mini kegs of that crap at the store and I always wound up feeling more sick than drunk off that shit. Honestly all alcohol taste like absolute shit except for King Cobra Malt Liquor, Paramount Vodka and Old Crow Whiskey.
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