Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Ghost
I've seen many drug deals go down inside the Mcdonalds on 17th ave SE in Calgary. There are cameras but the cops take at least a few minutes to respond so you can be in and out quickly.
I also used to order food and snort a few rails off the food tray while i was eating right in front of families eating with their kids.
one time I was at a bank by the Macs on 17th and a black guy and a girl pulled up in a car and asked if I had any "food" so I said "ok meet me around back" then when they came back I said "ok I've got some burritos, some tacos, Tostitos..." and she said "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE" and peeled off.
The funny part to me was that she called me an "asshole" because I got her hopes up.
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2019-04-25 at 2:24 AM UTC
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17 & homeless
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
17 and homeless is the name of the future most successful porn franchise of all time
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2019-04-24 at 4:12 PM UTC
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ROAST ME
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I am irresistible to most women. Mainly because I am stronger than most women and they cannot resist against being tossed into my van.
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Just got back from the gym, absolutely tore through my workout. Guess maybe not going for a couple days is better? Normally took me 30 min or so to bike 6 miles. Tonight did 8.5 miles in 27 min at 15 resistance. Didn't stop pedaling the whole time. So roughly 20mph. Just closed my eyes and tried to zone out the cramp in my legs, and try to keep up a light momentum so I didn't have to pedal as hard. Got the rowing machine up to 1,630 cal per hour. To do 100 calories worth on the machine usually takes me almost exactly 10 min. Tonight did it in 8:15. Then did leg press machine at 400 lb (since I should probably be able to less press my weight lol). Went upstairs and since no one was in the small group training room, did those big rope things, and then swung on the heavy bag for fun.the bag put a huge blister on the inside of my middle finger- probably should've at least worn my lifting gloves. But I was able to throw big punches on the back continuously for 20 seconds or more- which is not something I could've done a couple months ago. Feels good man. I'm still a fat tub of shit, but it feels good to be a fat tub of shit who won't gas out if I hear a loud noise or have to hit an especially long flight of stairs.
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2019-04-22 at 3:55 PM UTC
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Fuk benzo users and go die.
You give drug users a bad name, go do some real opiates.
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2019-04-21 at 3:30 PM UTC
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ROAST ME
Originally posted by Sudo
explain this
You're too stupid to figure it out? No surprise there...
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Originally posted by HTS
(It is Roshambo, Octavian is dumb lol.)
And he's a mean-spirited prick who is taking out his frustrations over being unemployed...on everyone here in the Forum. But you've been nothing but nice to me, HTS. Ty for that. I also enjoy your informative posts.
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2019-04-21 at 1:21 AM UTC
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ROAST ME
Some say the nose candy is quite Dandy.
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2019-04-20 at 11:50 PM UTC
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Your thoughts at the moment
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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2019-04-20 at 11:04 PM UTC
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Your thoughts at the moment
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2019-04-19 at 4:25 PM UTC
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OCTAVIAN:
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
So Gia, what kind of make up are you using to flamboyantly feminize yourself?
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2019-04-19 at 3:54 PM UTC
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Don't You Lie To Me, Boy
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
It's a Retard site for you and all your Retard friends.
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Originally posted by BummyMofo
Even if you were looking forward to a mutual loss of your virginity as a teenager, an experience to remember the rest of your life? you're about to get laid, a girl is gonna give her flower to YOU, and instead gets gangraped. That is your fetish? what are you japanese?
Gangrape is less creepy than festishizing a teenager's "flowers" lol
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GOD CHILL OUT MOM ITS ONLY 1AM I HAVE TO MAKE VIDEOS FOR MY AUDIENCE. IT DOESNT MATTER HOW I DO IT ITS MY MEDICATION. YOU DONT EVEN GET UP FOR WORK TILL 7 STOP BITCHING TAKE A CHILL PILL N GO JILL OFF. I HAVE 31 SUBSCRIBERS HOW MANY PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR BORING LIFE? ZERO. IDK WHY YOURE ALWAYS TRYING TO START AN ARGUMENT JUST GO TO SLEEP AND LET ME WORK!!
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2019-04-18 at 2:50 PM UTC
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Favorite drug of choice ?
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Who would've foreseen such a thing?
If I was even 1/50th this obnoxious, I feel awful.
Sounds like pumping his arm from side to side has him taking big mouth breaths, ready to have a heart attack.
It's almost too cringey to watch.
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On a similar note, speaking the truth is now considered "hate speech". We are fucked if we don't stop it.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
As many of you have surmised by now, I have a bad habit for letting derelicts and reprobates into my home.
Factor in that I live in a town absolutely brimming with such unwanted visitors, and you have a recipe for perpetual failure in life.
I thought of just relocating to another town, but I've been doing that my whole life. I need to stop running away from my problems and start facing them and dealing with them head on. But first, I need some space to allow me to rebuild some of the momentum I once had.
So therefore, I have set out to construct an impenetrable barrier between the undesirables that dwell outside, and the peace, safety, and tranquility conducive to productivity and personal and psychological growth that exists inside these walls.
Here is my entire plan laid out for others to see. I feel like if I make a public declaration of my itemized checklist of steps required (largely inspired by Octavian's recent "Next week I will..." thread), that I will be more likely to follow through on each step.
So here goes:
1. Rewiring my apartment intercom so I can more easily intercept visitors that at least have the decency to try to use the front door like a normal visitor. I also want to be able to completely block any potentially noisy "buzz" sounds altogether after hours, or while I'm particularly busy during the day and need to focus.
1A. Download and study the precise intercom wiring schematics.
1B. Purchase soldering kit and wire cutters/strippers and various other things I might need for this project.
1C. Work out how I am going to reconnect all the different components into an Arduino board and Raspberry Pi so that it can all be controlled via devices on my network.
2. Controlling unwanted visits at my rear patio door (the bane of every ground floor apartment dweller).
2A. Install outdoor (WiFi connected) camera with two way voice communication (so that I can first see who it is, then ask them what they want, all before even approaching the door, let alone having to open it to find out). I also believe that the camera will also deter the more criminally oriented visitors (it will probably freak them out and maybe keep them away entirely), or the more crazy/paranoid perpetually drugged out and/or schizo ranters and so on (who will be likewise freaked out and likely not return).
2B. Install pressure sensor mat that will immediately turn on the outdoor camera's lights. This is also meant more as a deterrent to hopefully remind people that A FUCKING REAR PATIO DOOR ISN'T MEANT TO BE KNOCKED ON WHEN A PERSON HAS A FRONT DOOR YOU FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE FUCKS!!!11 (sorry, temporary side rant).
3. Add speech-to-text and text-to-speech interception of BOTH front intercom AND rear patio, so that I can actually just let the machine answer it if I feel like it. I think I'm gonna have a recording of Consuela (of Family Guy fame) saying "Noo, noo, Superman not home."
4. A backup plan for the especially persistent.
4A. Wrap barbwire around baseball bat.
4B. Approach patio door with said bat and have the curtains automatically slide over and a bright light automatically shine directly on me.
4C. If they still don't get the hint... Proceed to bludgeon unwanted visitor with said bat.
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If she looks anything like her avatar I hope so
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