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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Today's birthday has made me realise just how much of my 20's I've pissed up the wall.


    I planned to have had at least 3 bastard children by now. Instead I have 1 noble and one base born that I refuse to acknowledge on account of his mother, and himself, being ugly as fuck.

    So really I just have 1 child.


    Fuck...
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Nah I enjoy dick spam too much for ad blocks.


    More dick!
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Post guitar music you're currently listening to.

    This is probably my favourite guitar song of all time.


    Isn't he the dude that sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar so damn good?



  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The blue pill can help.

    Was that a Matrix reference?
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Imagine having abused something you like so much, you can't do it again?

    I always think that when I look at alcoholics. God that sucks ass. I mean I can't drink without risk of Roger Mooring the night away full of Cocaine.

    Goddamn triggers!

    Even with just alcohol it's not even a social drink. I'll literally drink a bath tub's worth, make a cunt of myself; then wake up with pains all throughout my body. These pains aren't just hangover pains, it's like I've been put in a sack and paddled.

    Fuck my life. 😠😟😭
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Narc you do know the caucasus mountains separate europe and asia and so would be the heart of eurasian territory, right?

    where you think the name caucasian comes from when referring to white people?

    you fucking retard.


    .

    He really is a fucking mongoloid.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung I have a girlfriend and a job that pays me under the table, but it doesn't give me the regular social interaction that I desperately need.

    I take it this is a solitary job?
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You have a very Nordic nose. Its the sort of nose an old hermit in a forest would have.



    I for one can't wait for notorious anti-Semite and national socialist leader Jeremy "jedi BASHER" Corbyn to take over and begin the REAL Holocaust.

    I never thought I would see the day. May's disasterous handling of Brexit and Conservative infighting will ensure Corbyn stands a chance, but Israeli jedi magic and media influence in the general election will probably see Conservatives win by the skin of their teeth.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ No fun allowed is the first rule when I get it

    No crying

    No talking

    If it moves I will crumple it until it doesnt move

    Seriously no crying though if i have to do pillow smothers to teach it fine.

    Etc

  10. Octavian motherfucker
    PM Theresa May is resigning, this is good news. With a bit of luck there will be an early general election and Labor will return to Downing Street.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    First humans actually came from Africa.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    The mouse's indignity of being merked by jedi skeletor.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Also nothing wrong with your nose. You just look like you're constipated.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Here's one with my nose I hate


    Jesus Christ...
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  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jesus Christ For one they were infested with shitskins.
    One of them was infested with bed bugs so they had to clean my stuffed animals which ruined them, thank god I didn't hand them my Lain plushy I would have seriously killed them (not even joking).
    This one chimp who lived down the hall with her little sheboon niglet and nigger grandson (she was old so they must have been her grandchildren) had a bird that wouldn't shut the fuck up … I guess she got tired of me calling them shitskin niggers all the time because she had lived there for a long time but left a few weeks or month(s) after I was there.
    I called this one wetback who worked there "it" straight to his face while I was walking down the hallway, I was talking to my mom and saw it and was like "hey look it's that shitskin janitor" lmao.
    Anyways that was the first hotel, the second was absolutely infested with shitskins and was the most horrid run down place I have ever had to live in, it was absolutely atrocious.
    There weren't any white people that worked there and I can tell why.
    I was high out of my mind the entire time I was there and idk if it was the fumes from the chemicals they used while working on the building or not or the nonstop marijuana use because I started tripping out there and hearing things, although most of that was just people in the building.
    I don't remember much because I was high all the time.
    We were in this one really nice hotel for a brief period that was mostly European but was too expensive so later we ended up moving in with my mom's friend who I would call "Moby dick" because she was obese and an asshole (it wasn't me, she's a mess).
    The room we stayed in at her house was creepy as fuck, the bed had masonic symbols carved into it and the bathroom had the masonic white and black checkerboard patterns … also the guy who stayed there before us is jewish and works in the military (hopefully he is fully loyal to this nation and not a traitor).
    They had an adorable cat named Dipstick, he became my best friend.

    I bet you fucked Dipstick.

    Malice 2.0
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Thanks guys
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    29 years old. Woooo.

    *blows brains out
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Wrong you council estate dwelling piece of curry poop

  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I'd say his IQ is around 105. Yours is probably around 120. Neither of you are smart though.

    Yours is about 95
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