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I'm going to adopt a kid

  1. 2019-05-24 at 10:02 AM UTC
    #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No fun allowed is the first rule when I get it

    No crying

    No talking

    If it moves I will crumple it until it doesnt move

    Seriously no crying though if i have to do pillow smothers to teach it fine.

    Etc
  2. 2019-05-24 at 10:04 AM UTC
    #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Just get an oriental baby and those things will come naturally.
  3. 2019-05-24 at 10:05 AM UTC
    #3
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    dig up a recently dead one. it'll never piss you off like ever. just watch out for your booze. you never know with kids theses days
  4. 2019-05-24 at 10:06 AM UTC
    #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It will be a normal babby I will just teach it how to not cry .
  5. 2019-05-24 at 10:08 AM UTC
    #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It will be a normal babby I will just teach it how to not cry .

    But you and I need to cry sometimes for an emotional release... Don't you think it's fair to allow your baby the same courtesy?
  6. 2019-05-24 at 10:08 AM UTC
    #6
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    the normal ones always kill first. ask questions later
  7. 2019-05-24 at 10:11 AM UTC
    #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung But you and I need to cry sometimes for an emotional release… Don't you think it's fair to allow your baby the same courtesy?

    No. That's all they do by default. Mine wont. Is the point. Babbies just like to cry bit not mine. Mine is happy.
  8. 2019-05-24 at 10:17 AM UTC
    #8
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ No fun allowed is the first rule when I get it

    No crying

    No talking

    If it moves I will crumple it until it doesnt move

    Seriously no crying though if i have to do pillow smothers to teach it fine.

    Etc

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. 2019-05-24 at 10:21 AM UTC
    #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian

    😂
  10. 2019-05-24 at 10:35 AM UTC
    #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    /cringe emoji goes here
  11. 2019-05-24 at 10:55 AM UTC
    #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    mmq, do you dislike Octavian?
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