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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Technologist Not much of anything. I’ve still got a tube coming out of my chest, cant do much of anything. I’ll probably be here with ya’ll since my hubby will be working today and tomorrow.

    I’m lining up my vape carts so I can have a smoke out tonight!!!


    Gonna make the best of today despite the shape I’m in.

    Plus I gotta celebrate my $3 an hour pay raise, yahooooooooo. They made me lead this year, that’s why it’s so much. More money, more responsibility.

    Bring it on 2020!

    You won't be missing much by staying in, infact you'll save yourself a hangover and money. I'm glad you're on your way to recovery. Hope 2020 is more kinder to you.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian p.s. here is image of ribbons that I got. I got a whole box of them for free from back at home, but my own personal supplies (I am not alone) have been reducing as these ribbons are handed out and then promptly proudly displayed.


    All Ribbons, no medals. Shit.

    I probably have more Communist memorabilia and I'm not even Russian.
  3. Octavian motherfucker


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Eat this jalapeno sausage egg sandwich

    Jalapenos are nice with Tuna & Mayo surprisingly.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    My Spine is still warm.

    Thread did not deliver.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Whilst everyone stocks up their drug and alcohol supply ready to enter the new year an absolute fucking mess I'll be making a hot curry.

    Rather than be hungover tomorrow, I expect myself to be squatting on the toilet with the usual agonizing stomach pains from such a hot curry.

    I expect to look like this apart from the Down's syndrome and massive cock:




    New year is for faggots anyway. What are you guys doing?
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Solstice You know the difference between a scoutmaster, a priest, and acne?

    Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face.

    Lol that joke has been altered since Frankie Boyle first said it.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Lanny You need to take up jogging. Runners high is amazing

    I didn't know alcoholics could run?
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only asians can do things with jedi speed, jedi accuracy.





    none else does.

    I could do that faster.

    Dumb chinks.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Solstice My troop didn't do shit because we were poor. Went camping a couple times in shit conditions with leaders who didn't know what they were doing and that was it. I didn't even get raped by the scoutmaster so it was a ripoff.

    Our scout leader was accused of noncing but got off. He's always posting family and prayer related stuff on Facebook. It's one of them though, did he do it? That stain doesn't really come off once accused.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Retards not abusing prescription drugs and thinking it's edge.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I once saw a deadly car crash on a highway.
    The puff of smoke was,enormous and their tire wheels fell off.
    No way anybody survived that, at least not the people in the back.

    None of that ever happened.

    A true Hikikomori would only see such things on telly cause they're hermits.

    Lying Jedi.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Fona congratulations, come on down.

    Your Ass burgers has been off the charts this year, and you have managed to get engaged to a toothless grandma.

    Well-done!
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo I have insecurities about how I've treated and acted towards women before in the past. I feel guilty and also ashamed.

    I feel like I've wasted a lot of my life. Like a good 7 years of my life I can blame myself for. I feel I was naive in some ways too.

    I think I'm either going to die young or live a depressing old life high on painkillers getting stupider and stupider and becoming more and more of a burden

    The fear of going back to jail is omnipresent in my life at unsustainable level. It's that stupid feeling of being amazed at getting away with things I should really outgrow

    I've been told I "tick" and "hum" even if things seem to be going ok there's something bad lurking beneath the surface. I feel it will make me either snap or become and old man who can't get erections which seems to happen a lot anyway

    Spirituality has filled a void in my life but there are a ton of other voids that cannot be filled by it

    I feel I've gotten stupider with time. I blame weed, I've smoked tons upon tons of it ingesting into my lungs and I think it's decreased my productivity and cognitive abilities. Gay.

    I wish I had more people to talk to about things like this

    I quit smoking weed cause it dulls my senses, makes me parnoid, anxious and all round retard.

    I have a bad tick whem thinking about regretful things/ cringe/ mistakes I made in the past.

    Wasted years plays heavily, even more so when google cloud comes up reminding me, "today X years ago".

    The thought of more years wasted terrifies me.

    Inability to change scares me albeit I have accepted there will be times I may fall down as long as they don't proceed for consequetive days.

    Scared of other opportunities not presenting themselves.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There is no law against paying girlscouts to dance for you

    ***Nonce confirmed***
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian You're a faggot who got emotionally disturbed by Snoopy 10 yrs ago and is still crying/ paranoid about it. You can name call all you want, but your status speaks for itself.

    Fear announced.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian You're a faggot who got emotionally disturbed by Snoopy 10 yrs ago and is still crying/ paranoid about it. You can name call all you want, but your status speaks for itself.

    Incel Beatle looking faggot that got wasted on Narcos season 4, eat shit and suck my God like aesthetic cock you inbred scum. Oh my fucking God §m£ÂgØL are you reading this, put this Putin loving Napoleon/ Hitler subdued cunt to rest.
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  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Mortal Kombat 3 was too hard.

    I thought I was the shit till that Minotaur cunt run a train on me.

  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 April been waiting 2 hours in line for the Bonanza Steakhouse buffet furious



    April's pimp:

    "C'mon April, them cocks aren't going to suck themselves, get on that corner and earn me some money gurrrl".

  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls what faggot started this bullshit thread?

    Lol it's like the new TRT thread mixed in with nice asses and menstruating bitches. I asked Lanny to rename it, "your bf ain't worth shit", but he's recovering from alcohol poisoning and a prolapsed arse hole.
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