What are you doing this New Year's eve?

1. 2019-12-31 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Whilst everyone stocks up their drug and alcohol supply ready to enter the new year an absolute fucking mess I'll be making a hot curry.
   
   Rather than be hungover tomorrow, I expect myself to be squatting on the toilet with the usual agonizing stomach pains from such a hot curry.
   
   I expect to look like this apart from the Down's syndrome and massive cock:
   
   
   
   
   New year is for faggots anyway. What are you guys doing?
2. 2019-12-31 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm going to work for 5 hours here shortly and then I'm going to get rip roaringly drunk for the last time ever.
   
   Thank you.
3. 2019-12-31 at 3:28 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Eat this jalapeno sausage egg sandwich
4. 2019-12-31 at 3:35 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Eat this jalapeno sausage egg sandwich

   
   Jalapenos are nice with Tuna & Mayo surprisingly.
5. 2019-12-31 at 3:36 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   There isn't much that isn't good with tuna and mayo.
6. 2019-12-31 at 3:41 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Not much of anything. I’ve still got a tube coming out of my chest, cant do much of anything. I’ll probably be here with ya’ll since my hubby will be working today and tomorrow.
   
   I’m lining up my vape carts so I can have a smoke out tonight!!!
   
   
   Gonna make the best of today despite the shape I’m in.
   
   Plus I gotta celebrate my $3 an hour pay raise, yahooooooooo. They made me lead this year, that’s why it’s so much. More money, more responsibility.
   
   Bring it on 2020!
7. 2019-12-31 at 3:45 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Technologist Not much of anything. I’ve still got a tube coming out of my chest, cant do much of anything. I’ll probably be here with ya’ll since my hubby will be working today and tomorrow.
   
   I’m lining up my vape carts so I can have a smoke out tonight!!!
   
   
   Gonna make the best of today despite the shape I’m in.
   
   Plus I gotta celebrate my $3 an hour pay raise, yahooooooooo. They made me lead this year, that’s why it’s so much. More money, more responsibility.
   
   Bring it on 2020!

   
   You won't be missing much by staying in, infact you'll save yourself a hangover and money. I'm glad you're on your way to recovery. Hope 2020 is more kinder to you.
8. 2019-12-31 at 3:49 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Octavian You won't be missing much by staying in, infact you'll save yourself a hangover and money. I'm glad you're on your way to recovery. Hope 2020 is more kinder to you.

   
   Thanks Oct!
   I can also celebrate almost 2 months nicotine free!
   
   I’m ready for a better year🥳
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9. 2019-12-31 at 3:54 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   2020 is gonna suck ass. I can already tell. 😊
10. 2019-12-31 at 4:08 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by mmQ 2020 is gonna suck ass. I can already tell. 😊

    
    Why M to tha Q?
11. 2019-12-31 at 4:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm going to take Vyvanse and jack off to fetish porn.
12. 2019-12-31 at 5:01 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'll be staying home and being miserable. I first felt it coming on Christmas. I'm nothing but a runny nosed, coughing, aching, miserable bastard at this point. Tonight's drink of choice will be Nyquil. I'm sick of being sick, dammit!
13. 2019-12-31 at 5:13 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Technologist Why M to tha Q?

    
    I'll tell you at the end of next year.
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14. 2019-12-31 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    fanny Yung Blood
    not sure, probably going to chat with my good pals online and drink a four loko. i don't like to go out on holidays because it's very busy.
15. 2019-12-31 at 5:53 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by fanny not sure, probably going to chat with my good pals online and drink a four loko. i don't like to go out on holidays because it's very busy.

    
    Where in the UK you from?
16. 2019-12-31 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Cops are already busy stealing money here
17. 2019-12-31 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    i am surrounded by mountains. we're planning on hitting the nearest peek around here. then from there, it's all about pissing into the wind to see if you get wet <3
18. 2019-12-31 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    fanny Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Octavian Where in the UK you from?

    
    i'm not, USA.
19. 2019-12-31 at 6:07 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Octavian Whilst everyone stocks up their drug and alcohol supply ready to enter the new year an absolute fucking mess I'll be making a hot curry.
    
    Rather than be hungover tomorrow, I expect myself to be squatting on the toilet with the usual agonizing stomach pains from such a hot curry.
    
    I expect to look like this apart from the Down's syndrome and massive cock:
    
    
    
    
    New year is for faggots anyway. What are you guys doing?

    
    you obviously have a small dick to make that comment you faget
    mine hangs lower than that , fucker almost touches the water/poop/pee/blood
20. 2019-12-31 at 6:09 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by cigreting you obviously have a small dick to make that comment you faget
    mine hangs lower than that , fucker almost touches the water/poop/pee/blood

    
    Yeah mine is like a sleeping dragon. Once awake it ruins lives.