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2017-10-08 at 9:05 PM UTC in I'm the Vegas shooter's filipino girlfriend
Originally posted by infinityshock false.
go google it.
I don't know if it's on the internet but I saw the actual video of that full-body-armored bank robber that fellated his own pistol…with happy ending. dude crumpled on the spot.
the 'normal' human center of gravity while standing is roughly around the belly-button so when the vertical support of muscle control gives out, and minus neuromuscular twitching, a deader tends to drop straight down with a slight forward lean.
that's why skydivers assume a dorsal-up position while in freefall.
i want but i dont really feel comfortable watching things like these. -
2017-10-08 at 9 PM UTC in Bangin escorts, the good, the bad and the ugly.
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2017-10-08 at 8:48 PM UTC in Sloppy pussy pro tipi c.
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2017-10-08 at 8:41 PM UTC in Sloppy pussy pro tipwhy just not get old girls ????
isnt prevention better than cure /??? -
2017-10-08 at 8:34 PM UTC in Bangin escorts, the good, the bad and the ugly.when you dont know where they live, its better not to let them know where you live.
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2017-10-08 at 8:28 PM UTC in Bangin escorts, the good, the bad and the ugly.i think you should probably clarify that your place shouldnt be the same as your house.
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2017-10-08 at 8:19 PM UTC in scron and hts meet up again
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2017-10-08 at 8:16 PM UTC in When Cats Knead On Your Dick
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2017-10-08 at 8:07 PM UTC in I'm the Vegas shooter's filipino girlfriend
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2017-10-08 at 7:52 PM UTC in I also use Dogg Prostitutes.
Originally posted by Sophie IDK what backwards ass country you live in where they let dogs in restaurants just to chill.
they arent restaurants. cafes are a notch lower than that.
their only ceiling fan for climate control and the front 'door' is usually as wide as the width of the premise itself.
anyway .... dogs here are almost like citizens. -
2017-10-08 at 7:42 PM UTC in Types of pussyi'd rather not say.
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2017-10-08 at 7:39 PM UTC in I also use Dogg Prostitutes.i'm a man.
and among the connotations that come preloaded with this statement is that i eat out and only out. i eat out becos eating out is what men do. and over the years i've developed a habit.
when i'm looking for places to eat .... i'd almost always prefer to frequent those cafes where there're lots of dogs hanging around, usually under the vacant tables or chairs and chilling out. the main reason i do this is becos eating out means you will almost always never get to get everything up to your 100% satisfaction and your foods will almost always come along with something you dont want or like to eat. and so whenever i find something i dont like to eat in my bowl or on my plate,
i'd just set them aside and when i'm finished, i'd just tsk-tsk to get these doggies attention and toss my unwanted at them for they to feast upon. sometimes when they appear clean i'd even pet them and rub my hand along their back.
this gives me all the benefits and the stimulations of dogg ownership, which are very, very therapeutic, but without all the hassle and the responsibility of actually being a dogg owner.
mundane dogg walkings .... nope.
poop clean up ... nope.
forcible dog baths .... nope.
teary goodbyes and dogg funerals ???
never.
dog ; why own when you can rent ????? -
2017-10-08 at 6:52 PM UTC in Dogs that sit right on your crotch
Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't care. I find them noisy, messy, and extremely annoying. Taking in a dog is like taking in a literal human two-year old, that stays a two-year old for 20 years. Who in their right mind would sign up for that? I'll take my chances with the disease.
which is why i also use dog prostitutes. -
2017-10-08 at 5:49 PM UTC in What's the first sexual thing you saw growing up?
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2017-10-08 at 5:35 PM UTC in the agendathere are now two people that i know of in this thread that were mutilated, genitally, before they even got to phap with it.
are they more ????? -
2017-10-08 at 5:20 PM UTC in whats the mott fucked up shit you've seen irli saw a man raped a little girl once.
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2017-10-08 at 4:54 PM UTC in Passing a piss testif it hasnt been mentioned :
get a large syringe like the kind they use to refill printer inks.
get a bagg of saline.
inject the saline into your bladder thru your urethra.
repeat till bladder is full. -
2017-10-08 at 4:43 PM UTC in Besides benzos, how can I cure anxiety?
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Taking a caca and as well (best at nighttime before bed) drink a glass of fiber or take a fibercon pill and eat sliced apples and or apple sauce.
if you poop, you wont be as tired and you will feel better.
i poops everyday after my morning* coffee.
*-the first coffee after i woke up independent of what actual time of the day it is. -
2017-10-08 at 4:36 PM UTC in scron and hts meet up again
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2017-10-08 at 4:24 PM UTC in AND I DONT WANT NOBODY.i want nobody nobody but jediw ...
nobody nobody but jediw ....
