Posts by benny vader

1. 2017-10-21 at 4:37 PM UTC in whats the mott fucked up shit you've seen irl
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock they go to the top floor of the tallest building around then toss down all their pots and pans…
   
   PING TING DING DANG DONG BANG CHING CHANG CHONG OWWWW11!!1

   
   ha.
   ha.
   ha.
2. 2017-10-21 at 4:32 PM UTC in [SHOCKING NEWS] Brad Pitt : I slept with Harvey Weinstein. Twice.
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Its not really shocking. Theres pix of a young brad pitt cuddling shirtless w jedi guys online. Its widely known in the industry

   
   this is news to me. i was/am never into brat pitt, or any other male actor for that matter.
3. 2017-10-21 at 4:29 PM UTC in Thinking about getting a service animal
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock its short-hand for 'massive stiffy'

   
   isnt mast something like a long pole ???
4. 2017-10-21 at 4:27 PM UTC in Richard Spencer in Florida.
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock calling niggers rodents is highly derogatory to the rodents and excessively generous to the niggers

   
   print this out a tshirt and wear it.
5. 2017-10-21 at 4:26 PM UTC in whats the mott fucked up shit you've seen irl
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock i know how they pick out names for their children

   
   pls share.
6. 2017-10-21 at 4:23 PM UTC in Tracking number of days that this forum is a total failure
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   this site was a total failure eversince lanny decided on using niggasin for name.
7. 2017-10-21 at 4:19 PM UTC in I want to make a non exploding (US Felon) projectile weapon, but I have no idea.
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock i was going to ask how the fuck this stupid ass thread is still alive after two fucking years but a better question would be how the shit is this site still alive after two butt-fucking years.

   
   somebodys got to run a shelter for strays i guess.
8. 2017-10-21 at 4:15 PM UTC in Anyone here ever been married before?
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   totse2k1 recently told me that taking a wife is just the same as taking a prostitute.
   
   the union usually involves papers and getting ordained by either a priest or a pimp.
9. 2017-10-21 at 4:08 PM UTC in whats the mott fucked up shit you've seen irl
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 This is apparently pretty common in China. Except exclusivity as a mistress is demanded.

   
   what the butt fucking fuck do you know about china ???
10. 2017-10-21 at 4 PM UTC in Richard Spencer in Florida.
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock so is every slum dweller in rhodesia.

    
    i always mentally read that out as rodent-sia.
11. 2017-10-21 at 3:59 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Bloo'
    
    I said lay down butt gaskets (toilet seat covers) and shit and then wip

    
    too much work.
    
    i never have any ass-to-toilet contact since 2002 unless i shit on my homebowl and even thats very rarely.
    
    what i'd normally do is i'd get my lower half naked and shit doggy style, with knees bent with my asshole just above the sidewall of the toilet bowl, so that my shits have splash-free landings.
    
    sometimes i'd goatse my ass apart a little becos my asshole is really tight.
    
    really, really tight.
12. 2017-10-21 at 3:48 PM UTC in Thinking about getting a service animal
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I'd trained my father's mastiff for service work.

    
    i was reading that as mast stiff ...
13. 2017-10-21 at 3:45 PM UTC in I joined the central texas militia as a reserve
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock you can use whatever pet-names you like if itll get me unrestricted access to your various orifices.

    
    i think thats how he wanted you to approach him.
    
    by creeping.
14. 2017-10-21 at 3:44 PM UTC in kittens Get Smashed and Broken
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I had the kind of friends who would laugh at you instead of asking if you were alright. If they asked if it was alright and to look at it.. they would flick it and laugh at you some more. I don't think I ever had real friends growing up :(

    
    yea mee too.
    
    none would believe me and the ones that did would just laugh at me.
15. 2017-10-21 at 3:40 PM UTC in Get rid of benny vader
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Couldn't we just slap him around a little??

    
    you sure enjoy beating people off ...
    
    dont ya.
16. 2017-10-21 at 3:39 PM UTC in Get rid of benny vader
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mashlehash We should beat benny ruthlessly
    
    Lock and sock nigga

    
    come back only after you can sit like a man.
17. 2017-10-21 at 1:43 AM UTC in [SHOCKING NEWS] Brad Pitt : I slept with Harvey Weinstein. Twice.
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Your a faggot if you came in here expecting real big juicy chod of a story.
    
    phaggottt.
18. 2017-10-21 at 1:34 AM UTC in So, this is happening...
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That's like saying Spanish people speak Español. In English, it's called Spanish, just like in English it's called German. But in English, it's called Khmer.

    
    no you retard, in english its called cambo fucking dia.
    
    re fucking tard.
19. 2017-10-21 at 1:33 AM UTC in 3 men made Nazi salutes, shot at protesters after Richard Spencer event
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    phalse phlag committed by the left
20. 2017-10-21 at 12:54 AM UTC in Trianglist Poetry 1
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That's pretty fucking gay, dude.

    
    dont be such a prude