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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That isn't enough.


    Is he supposed to fly to the ceiling to cut off circulation?
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  2. It's true. You're thieves, criminals, drug dealers, absentee parents, irresponsible addicts, elderly abusers, bigots, and all of the above.

    Here is a list of posters who are actually good people:

    Me

    Actor

    Technologist

    CandyRein

    Aldra

    Obbe

    College Professor

    Me

    Falco

    Gadzooks (RIP)

    SpectraL

    Me

    Solstice


    I may edit this list as time goes on, but until now you can consider anyone who is not on this list as the scum of humanity. Either that or they're just not important/noteworthy enough to make the list
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  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    if you're serious post it in general ffs guy

    also, dont kill yourself please

    ill suck you off for free if you dont
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    well if you absorb more of them there will be less in your piss next time around

    I guess you just have to do more cycles with harder drugs
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  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A loaded Semiautomatic Rifle

    🔥
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just a sheet?

    Well ok, more than that. I dont know the terms. A REAM of acid sheets? Lol.
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  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I can't have my fuckin nitrous cause the shit ass postal service is un-precendentedly slow at delivering the shit when it always has before by now, it still says its at the city distribution center not even the post office yet.

    This is the first time ive ever read a post about nitrous that I havent been compelled to jump on creamright.com.

    I was ordering so often that after one missed delivery, started getting next day upgraded for free.
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  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra why would you ask forgiveness of someone who just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts you tremendous faggot

    Because its a supreme being that just torpedo'd your boat and burned all the life rafts.

    Being all like "sorry" seems like evolutionarily preferable behaviour in those circumstances.
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Thank God i don't live there.
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  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Drinking again?
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  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    he has hookers fart on his eyebrows its his fedish
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  13. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Vitamin G What's your goal in life?

    $1 billion.
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  14. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Seattle will be destroyed

    You will all be ushered into FEMA camps and executed

    I will be inside my room in my underwear listening to my cds while playing PS2

    At least one of those things is likely to happen.
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's all over the floor and my hands god dammit what a mess #methcookfeels
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DietPiano No, today I told my profs I couldn't come to class because I had a medical procedure

    i did, I got my eyes dilated at the ompkfglmolgist

    then I did meth bc my pupils big so why not, then I remembered why not and decided get rid of it

    Your eye delusions are like Roshambo head delusions

    I can't wait until you post from the hospital or get out of jail, your eyes are gonna get you caught

    Everyone can tell, even me. The international space station can see your pupils that's how big they are. Literally every human alive knows you're high

    They know you did meth a week ago just by the shape of your cornea. The search warrant evidence will be "his pupils gave him away"

    In court all they will need to show the jury is a picture of those eyes, one of them will faint and you will be charged in her death also and spend the rest of your life in prison and become just like wariat
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  17. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 I also noticed i feel really stoned and like the world isnt real outside of my mind i guess always?

    Nigger just go buy a bottle of vodka.
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  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Thanks for letting us know.


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  19. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by zok jr. why didnt you chase them down and kill them, your vehicle was obviously still operational



    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I didn't know the person fled until later.

    -No escape



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