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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I drink decaf. I smoke nicotine-free vape fluid. I smoke CBD. I drink non-alcoholic beer. I eat vegan burgers. I snort baking soda at night clubs. I wear headphones with no music on. I have sex with a condom on and then pull out anyway.
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with my manager, she got really frothy with me and i started pounding my right hand on a window saying i will be there just you wait and see and she freaked out and said don't come in and i was like yeah thats why i was calling you because i didn't want to come in.
she's 45 years old and sweet talks me and pushes her boobs in my face saying things in a sultry voice if im going to come see her. i was like no. i don't want to. she told me to call the store and not her and to never text her again (even tho she text me all the time) and i talked to this fat faggot and he told me you're cool just don't do it again.
I told him I really don't appreciate you're gontzes lack of integrity and irresponsiblitly and sustanablity and even chuckled nervously but thats prolly what they wanted.
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