Posts by DrugSmuggler

1. 2021-09-04 at 2:18 PM UTC in Things you enjoy doing naked
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   Actually you live every day
   
   
   You only die once
2. 2021-09-04 at 2:15 PM UTC in Remind me how kr0z died again.
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   He attended the insurrection disguised as Ashli Babbit
3. 2021-09-04 at 2:14 PM UTC in only retards remain
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This place is as busy as a funeral home… oh, wait.

   
   Another Covid scam 🤔
4. 2021-09-04 at 2:13 PM UTC in Joe Rogan gets COVID-19 after urging listeners not to get the vaccine...
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They have their paid-off medical goons fraudulently declare anyone in opposition to their scam as having Covid, thinking that will take them out.

   
   I’m looking forward to them killing him as part of the scam. Of course they’ll say it was Covid 🦠
5. 2021-09-04 at 1:45 AM UTC in only retards remain
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz They pay a lot of money for faggots to steer discussion on even the most obscure forums.

   
   Where’s my check?
   
   In the fucking mail…
   
   Are multiple accounts required for payment?
6. 2021-09-04 at 1:07 AM UTC in The townspeople have told me that my slaves deserve a better master than me...
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Ty Smuggler. Will you plz be my plantation overseer?

   
   I’ll need an expense account and a small stipend my good man 💵💵
7. 2021-09-03 at 11:51 PM UTC in This place sucks
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   It does kind of suck
   But wat is 1 2 do?
8. 2021-09-03 at 11:49 PM UTC in only retards remain
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by lockedin fuck you and fuck this site

   
   simple solution
   
   GOA
   WAY
9. 2021-09-03 at 11:49 PM UTC in We made it bro
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   Where?
10. 2021-09-03 at 11:48 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    silly MAGATS
    
    Tricks are for dicks
11. 2021-09-03 at 11:47 PM UTC in New Orleans 911 Dispatcher on the Run After Repeatedly Hanging Up on People With Emergencies: Police
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Fucks?
12. 2021-09-03 at 11:46 PM UTC in The townspeople have told me that my slaves deserve a better master than me...
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    That’s mighty white of you my good fellow 👍🏿
13. 2021-09-03 at 9:52 PM UTC in New Orleans 911 Dispatcher on the Run After Repeatedly Hanging Up on People With Emergencies: Police
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Someone called 911 about a "machine gun mounted on a car". It was the Google maps car...
    
    "911, what's your emergency?"
    "THERE IS A GODDAMN ROCK ON MY LAWN. A ROCK."
    "Um... A rock?"
    "DID YOU NOT F*CKING HEAR ME? THERE IS A ROCK ON MY LAWN. SOMEONE DID THIS ON PURPOSE. A GODDAMN ROCK IN MY LAWN. I HAD TO DRIVE AROUND IT ON MY LAWNMOWER. A GODDAMN ROCK."
    "What's your address?"
    "You're f*cking 911 and you don't know my goddamn address? What the f*ck are my taxes paying you for? F*cking useless. Goddamn rock."
    "Sir, what is your address?"
    "LOOK AT ME ON GOOGLE EARTH YOU CAN SEE ME BECAUSE THERES A GODDAMN ROCK IN MY LAWN!"
    
    "What's your emergency?"
    "MY CAT JUST SCRATCHED ME!!"
    "Is it a serious wound? are you bleeding?"
    "No, but it really hurt!"
    
    
    
    A caller dialed 911 at 04:00am on a Saturday morning and asked: "Where is the best place to get a bacon sandwich right now?"
    
    
    "911 what is your emergency?"
    "I have an intruder in my house."
    "Okay, what is your address?"
    "It's a bird."
    
    WellHung: 911 What's your emergency
    Him: "My Grandma's really starting to piss me off"
    
    
    a lady call 911 because she saw whales in the ocean and thought they were in distress.
    
    
    
    People call several times a day about squirrels in their yard. Not even squirrels that are acting weird, just squirrels.
14. 2021-09-03 at 9:34 PM UTC in New Orleans 911 Dispatcher on the Run After Repeatedly Hanging Up on People With Emergencies: Police
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Har
    Har
    Har
    
    
    People with emergencies are simply annoying as fuck
15. 2021-09-03 at 9:34 PM UTC in breakn in youre boots
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor sup man? do they have special weeeeelchairs for steep places like san francisco? got like 4 wheel disc brakes with dem hydroboost so you dont go over 100 miles per hour and crash into a pinata

    
    Nope you just die
16. 2021-09-03 at 9:23 PM UTC in Hey Scron and Lucy
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Suicidal sociopath
17. 2021-09-03 at 9:22 PM UTC in Wendingo caught on security cam
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Just a naked crack head folks
    Nothing to get your pannies in a bunch over
18. 2021-09-03 at 9:20 PM UTC in Joe Rogan gets COVID-19 after urging listeners not to get the vaccine...
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    It’s official Joe no longer suffers from parasitic worms, Covid yes, parasitic worms not so much
19. 2021-09-03 at 7:09 PM UTC in Why won't Aldra get vaccinated?
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Aldra thinks that he is safe in the Outback.

    
    The steakhouse?
20. 2021-09-03 at 7:07 PM UTC in Might go buy some mystery meat off Facebook.
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting why does it say not for sale
    probably dik meet

    
    The farmers dog?