2021-09-03 at 9:34 PM UTC
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People with emergencies are simply annoying as fuck
2021-09-03 at 9:52 PM UTC
Someone called 911 about a "machine gun mounted on a car". It was the Google maps car...
"911, what's your emergency?"
"THERE IS A GODDAMN ROCK ON MY LAWN. A ROCK."
"Um... A rock?"
"DID YOU NOT F*CKING HEAR ME? THERE IS A ROCK ON MY LAWN. SOMEONE DID THIS ON PURPOSE. A GODDAMN ROCK IN MY LAWN. I HAD TO DRIVE AROUND IT ON MY LAWNMOWER. A GODDAMN ROCK."
"What's your address?"
"You're f*cking 911 and you don't know my goddamn address? What the f*ck are my taxes paying you for? F*cking useless. Goddamn rock."
"Sir, what is your address?"
"LOOK AT ME ON GOOGLE EARTH YOU CAN SEE ME BECAUSE THERES A GODDAMN ROCK IN MY LAWN!"
"What's your emergency?"
"MY CAT JUST SCRATCHED ME!!"
"Is it a serious wound? are you bleeding?"
"No, but it really hurt!"
A caller dialed 911 at 04:00am on a Saturday morning and asked: "Where is the best place to get a bacon sandwich right now?"
"911 what is your emergency?"
"I have an intruder in my house."
"Okay, what is your address?"
"It's a bird."
WellHung: 911 What's your emergency
Him: "My Grandma's really starting to piss me off"
a lady call 911 because she saw whales in the ocean and thought they were in distress.
People call several times a day about squirrels in their yard. Not even squirrels that are acting weird, just squirrels.
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