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  1. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Cut some hot peppers right before you have sex, tell her to close her eyes and when she does you run your thumbs over her eyelids. It will make her eyes water, insists on missionary so you can look at her face. She'll appear to be crying.

    Or you could just punch her in the face a few times, really make her cry
  2. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Seems legit
  3. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    There’s different commodes for men & women? Who knew
  4. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's been waiting in the shadows…

    Those plastic tits are like antennas
  5. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    This thread is giving me a headache I could use some 50 year old aspirin
  6. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No soul in those eyes. I expected a bit empty but damn!!!

    You summoned it back from hell
  7. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Yes
  8. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    That feature is only available to anti vaxxers
  9. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh god…forgive him for he knows not what he does.

    ^

    LMAO

    VV is just stupid and gets all butt hurt when anyone corrects him or points it out
  10. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls It wasnt a flashlight

    Prolly your house is on fire
  11. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    It’s called Soylent Green
  12. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    AUSTIN, TX—In a milestone victory for the anti-abortion movement, Texas governor Greg Abbott signed a new law this week that would offer private citizens $10,000 for the names of anyone they heard was a slut. “Maybe her pants are too tight, maybe she looks like she’s having a little too much fun at the bar. It doesn’t matter if she’s ‘a huge skank’ or a bit of a ‘ho’—we promise that you will be handsomely rewarded for whatever information you have.” At press time, Abbott added that the state was also asking for the names of any complicit friends, family members, and fashion retailers.
  13. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny does your hospital gown provide easy accesses to your ass.

    are you “asking for a friend”?
  14. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump That'd be true if the vaxx worked. But whats worrying vaxxers (that they won't admit) is that the vaxx doesn't actually work when it comes to stopping covid. We all got sold snake oil.

    Masks, vaxx, all those plastic barriers. We might as well be splashing holy water and hanging crucifixes everywhere for all the good it does.

    We really are a bunch of complete and utter morons.

    You failed science didn’t you
  15. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's even worse than theat. The globalists are actually giving people Covid and Covid variants with the concoctions. The cases are rising ONLY because the vaxxed are spreading viruses around. The unvaxxed are responsible for only a very small number of cases.

    brought to us by Fox News no doubt
  16. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PILLOW FIGHT LOVE HEARTS

    Try the new My Pillow - it comes stuffed with meth and MAGA pipes
  17. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Dr. Tim Whatley
  18. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    My eyes are bleeding
  19. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Malignant narcissist
  20. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Better yet

    Go as trump
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