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Posts by MuscleStud69

  1. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Man... Sometimes you realize that you have been dating what is ultimately a fucking inconsiderate, lying retard.

    I am now almost 90% sure she totalled my CRV because she was drunk.
  2. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    's island
  3. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls That would have been an option but then where would I be now?

    Now that you read that I’ll give you some other facts about what happened

    Waiting for the second bus at a terminal shelter thing 2 nigger girls were staring her down probably thinking she was my girlfriend, they even got on the same bus and sat near randomly giving her evil looks but what the fuck could I do about that?

    After getting off on my street I sneaked her in and turned on this massive fatback CRT tv from ASDA with a built in ?? Must have been VHS to show off (piece of shit I thought it was cool then)

    She started asking for tampons and said my mum should have some so I checked the bathroom cupboard but there wasn’t any (menopause??)

    Anyway because it was dark I didn’t care but why didn’t she care? When I woke up it seemed she slept with one of my pillows between her legs

    I actually didn't read either of these posts, but you should have killed her
  4. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Modern men in developed countries have lower rates of educational attainment than modern women
  5. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nice projector

    Projected cum into your ass, sure
  6. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Fact: controlling for income, the average south American illegal immigrant pays more in taxes to the US government than the average white American citizen
  7. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Whites avail the most welfare by proportion as well as absolute quantity, in the United States
  8. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    MusselStud69
  9. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Trumpenreich Calm down faggot.

    Taxho?
  10. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Women are frankly gay
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    I don't do Christmas trees nigga
  13. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Gut Hole Butt
  14. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Buttcest
  15. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    It's actually the Weak Nuclear Force
  16. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Yes but

    It was like a subliminal rape or something?? Short wariat kinda story here but this one is true

    I think I was around 15 on the bus towards home after fucking around with chav friends drinking cans of some cheap cider in the street

    The bus was kinda busy with adults dressed up on the way to the city centre for a proper night out I guess so I found a seat and squashed up next to this girl who looked about my age

    I had a can of cider left so I cracked it open for the journey home not having a care in the world and the fucker exploded all over me and the girl sat next to me including some of the people all dressed up for their night out

    I felt so embarrassed and fucking stupid I had to apologise to everyone but that was that and I started drinking it but noticed her leg was soaked in the cider that went everywhere so I personally apologised to her and tried to help by wiping it off her leg

    So to cut a long story short it turned out she lived just near me and it took another bus to get back..etc

    I woke up really early in the morning to kick her out before my parents woke so I could wash my sheets too (peroid blood) nasty bitch

    She recognised me on another bus a few days later but obviously avoided me out of embarrassment

    I wonder where she is now in life because she was actually fucking beautiful, just young, dumb and having fun? 🥺

    Should have killed her to be safe
  17. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Cookin pork chops and potatoes

    Kneel and wash my balls in your mouth
  18. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S i need to wash my balls

    I'll wash my balls in your mouth
  19. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    I carry around a plank with a big nail through it
  20. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Devil lies about everything, and so well that you think the lie is natural and reasonable.

    Near you are just a victim of the gay nuclear force
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