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2020-05-22 at 10:04 PM UTC in What are you doing for Labor Day Weekend?workin all weekend and mondayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-22 at 9:44 PM UTC in "I have known Maciej Duraj for 15 years. Terrific guy. He is a lot of fun to be with."- filthy Nonce
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2020-05-22 at 9:23 PM UTC in Guy in Indiana runs over nigger
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2020-05-22 at 4:01 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-22 at 12 AM UTC in Remember Hiki admitting he has Autism
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2020-05-21 at 11:40 PM UTC in I'm not destined for this world. Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen.
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I'm going to tell you something. I do suicide watch… why? because I have shit in my arsenal that makes humans think. I'm one of the the nastiest, ugliest, less than worthless, worth less than nothing, vile, meanest, piece of shit fuck that has probably ever walked this planet. My testament for this, I left in Siberia, Between Novisibirsk, and Irkutsk. There's one in a BILLION, not million chance that this body I'm in still exists. I love living in this realm. That means only five other people on earth would have survived what happened to me…. I'm a fucking monster, and can back it up. All that aside, please, indulge me for a minute or 2……….. or not.
I'm NOT a "badass"… I'm just fucking mean. There's a difference.
Now I want you to think. You've heard of entities that can get out of body right? I can get out of body …. I can also move shit around on YOUR plane, (like a poltergeist), and could do a multitude of other things as well. Point aside, I have actually seen people commit suicide….. it's sad…. They get extremely angry when they find out…. that they still exist!!! They stand over their bodies, screaming all kinds of shit, throwing mega tantrums, and even trying to get back into that dead soulless body that they just mutilated. It hurts like a motherfucker, and can't be done anyway. It's why there aren't any zombies. Thing is, because they did what they did, they have no power, not like others in this realm, because of the laws beyond. I don't know how that works, It just does. It's a penalty of some kind I guess. you don't want that.
Then, they discover this. they freak out AGAIN, because others in the realm are able to to a great many things. They can't. They can't go back and change things, and they have to watch the chain of events that they put into motion on this plane. They also start worrying about hell. Real hell. The fear alone drives them insane. Sometimes I go back, and I don't see them anymore. Don't have a clue Where they went… I can tell you though… IF they went there, the blue fires are the hottest. Unfucking believable …..Gorgeous as they are, you don't wanna be in those. nope, pass.
Forget about your ma for a minute…. it's just you….. nothing but you… life is totally different, right? You power YOURSELF… Nobody can power you. go outside… look at all the amazing things around you… the animals, the trees, the lakes, your earth. IT'S POWERFUL! It has beauty unmatched, and is cruel, unfair, and tough. YOU are tough. you've made it this far. many have not…… reeally, in the grand sceme of things, the things don't matter UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM MATTER. The birds, ants, and trees NEVER think of suicide, and their lives are tougher than any of ours… They wouldn't dream of it! all mentioned are smarter than you will ever imagine.
You don't like your world…. then change it!!! YOU AND YOU ALONE notchermom…. can change it. Now you know what happens beyond if you commit "train-bammage" or…. brain dammage? same fucking thing actually… so toughen up, and get mean.
I say, the only reason that you (anyone) haven't changed things is merely that you haven't gotten mad enough. like smoking for instance, or getting to the gym, what ever…. It's because you haven't gotten mad enough to change it.
You have the power to change the course of history if you want it. yours, and others. Those corona victims would love to have what you have. It's a trivial thing, compared to drowning in your own smegma. Soldiers would love to have their arms and legs back.. to be LIKE YOU. Now help somebody! You have this power. go fucking do it, before I find out what you look like and beat you silly in the realm beyond. I'll introduce you to the blue fires… I told you that I was fucking mean. I'm a Djinn, and have EARNED IT.
now change your life.
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2020-05-20 at 9:55 PM UTC in Very important guidance released on tennis in the age of Corona
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2020-05-20 at 4:02 PM UTC in My Octavian fanart sketchSource material:
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I think I really captured the lighting here, and the pube-ish texture of his facial hair.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-20 at 12:41 PM UTC in What's the oldest gameplay video you have?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-19 at 11:46 PM UTC in Who does Sherri like more?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-19 at 9:49 PM UTC in A Wariat TaleEverything was set in motion for Maciej Wieslaw Lata. Today was the day, and he could not be more excited. His plan had felt so precarious before. So risky. He'd spent many late nights wondering how this would all turn out, and hoping his anxiety would not get the best of him when the time finally came. "Will she like me?" "Will I like her?" "Am I going to get arrested?"
The drive seemed endless. "Mbye is should turn bacik," he thought. "wht am I even doinjg? I need to finish my horse picture. What if I get caug ht? Pedophlils are not treated well in American prisons. It's unfare."
Maciej pulled over into an ALDI and checked his phone.
JENNY: OMG you would do that??? I love pepperoni.
"Right, pizza," Maciej said. He had almost forgotten the pizza.
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The cashier smiled as she scanned Maciej's items. "Aww, how old are they?" She asked.
"Wha t?"
"How old are your kids?" The woman repeated, shaking the colorful package on the counter.
"Oh uh,, I dont have anyt. Kid s like bubbles right ?"
"Well mine did when they were younger, but now they're all grown up and doing their own thing. I hardly even see them anymore."
"That's how it is," the lady behind him said. "They get older and all they want to do is leave the house."
"Oh yeah, definitely. I haven't seen my kids since Christmas."
"Well my youngest still lives with me so her I still see everyday, but my two sons? Nah." The woman shook her head. "I'm lucky if they even call."
The cashier laughed, "How it goes, right? They gotta leave the nest someday."
Maciej flashed a bright red.
"SHUT TUPT HSUPT HUP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Stfupid fucking WOMEN! Stufklfucking HERE! JUST TaKE IT!" He shouted, tossing a ten dollar bill onto the counter before stomping towards the door. Muffled screams could be heard from inside as Maciej slammed the door of his car and pulled off onto the road.
"Sir, don't you want your change?" The cashier asked.
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It was noon by the time Maciej decided to enter the house. White shutters, beige trim, a bike in the yard. There was no mistaking it. A family lived here. He'd spent a good two hours parked across the street, just in case, and he was sure that nobody was home. At least, not any adults.
"Her e goe n nothing, he said.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
"Come in!" A sweet voice said from behind the door. "I'm just getting ready!"
Maciej entered the house. "It's ok ay. I brought pizza like you wante. this kictchen is very nice by the wayy. Kif your dad wants some n ew art t ell hi m to call me."
"Alright," the girl said. "What kind of pizza did you bring? Did you bring the soda?"
"Damn," Maciej thought. "i fo rgot the sopda."
A door opened up across the room, and a suited man entered. "Hey," the man said. "Why don't you take a seat right there?"
Maciej looked around frantically. Where was the girl?
"It's alright," the man said. "Just take a seat."
Maciej sat down.
"Can you tell me why you're here?"
"i waasjh juust devilring a pizza. it's peprini".
"Uh-huh, and can you tell me why you sent this to a twelve year old girl? It says, 'I want to fuck your brains out, Jenny. I want to fuck your brains out so bad.' Now tell me Maciej, why would you say that to a twelve year old girl?"
"Thyaat wasnt me. "
"Well it certainly appears to be you. Now tell me Maciej, did you bring any condoms today?"
"No," Maciej said.
"Alright, well there is one more thing you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on internet predators. If you have anything else you would like to say, we would love to hear it, but if not you are obviously free to leave the building," Chris Hansen said.
"Ar e you wokrning for rRaphael Lucioano?" He asked.
"I don't know who that is," Chris Hansen said. "But the only people I'm working for is NBC."
"Oka y," Maciej said. "There a re cops outsiude theqn?"
"There are police outside, yes," Hansen said.
Maciej sighed and looked out the window. "Are a ny of themnj wome en?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-19 at 5:28 PM UTC in Random image threadmy cat pek-pek
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2020-05-19 at 1:42 AM UTC in Who does Sherri like more?I voted for leon
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2020-05-18 at 1:24 PM UTC in What's wrong with Vindictive Vinnie?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-18 at 12:19 AM UTC in TOTSE LEGACY (Jeff Hunter)Okay so all those faggot loser TOTSE wannabes, Reddit & all must submit to OUR dominion.
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Thank you all.
(Not you Spectral, you got demodded)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-17 at 5:03 PM UTC in Here is a picture of two happy pandas for you to enjoyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-16 at 7:44 AM UTC in Who does Paige like more?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-16 at 2:38 AM UTC in Do any of you use the RobinHood app?Stock this dick in your mouth.
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2020-05-15 at 8:04 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-15 at 5:17 PM UTC in SPICIESt SHRIMP TAKI RAMEN FUCK YES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
