2020-05-29 at 5:10 PM UTC
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Flood control timer
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2020-05-29 at 2:47 PM UTC
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Candy pretending to be vegan
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I don't think Wariat uses/used drugs he's just naturally fucked in the head
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yeah iill def get him spice and have him drive me around in my chevy camaro
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STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i'd probably shoot em a quick jab just to assert my role as a caring parent to prevent them from risking the chance being caught up in a life of wariats.
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2020-05-29 at 1:10 PM UTC
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User title or some bullshit
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Originally posted by Grylls
Man my drinking is starting to get out of hand
You mean you dropped your sippy cup?
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2020-05-29 at 2:35 AM UTC
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Who does Futureman like more?
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2020-05-29 at 1:56 AM UTC
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The fallen Nig thread
Yeah so I expect this to be bumped from time to time I'll start it off.
Sploo - fucking gay faggot you were annoying. When you first appeared on Zoklet I knew you just wanted to be apart of the culture. Be as it may you settled in and pissed a lot of gonts off. (Impressive). I can't actually believe you are gone. You pissed me off enough to warrant your own suicide on Zoklet but alas, I didn't really want that. You matured and although we all have our own vices, fucking IMMODIUM of all things was your undoing.
Rest in Peace bro.
Diet Piano
I only knew you for a short time so I feel bad cause I can't fill this "obituary" with many "anecdotes". The short space of time we talked on the private chat I thought you a good human. I was honestly saddened by your departure. RIP NIG.
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2020-05-29 at 1:53 AM UTC
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Who does Futureman like more?
Hes a good man hes a real man ge works hard he sweats from his eyebrow chopping lumber and making stew to provide for his family and he also finds time to gi to the education center and learn even more things very smart things about life and eggs and texting and just being a generally good person a good run of the mill salt of the earth man who has a house and an axe and a garden and he just, he.. he CARES. he is a difference maker he comes into your life and just makes it better
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2020-05-29 at 1:39 AM UTC
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Who does Futureman like more?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
It's okay.
You are forgiven.
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2020-05-29 at 1:28 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m texting Future you stay wondering about him.. he can’t say the same :)
Tell him to text me and to check his texts also to text me later and tell him I have to text him about something but he needs to text me first so I know he got my texts about needing to text me later. I'd tell him myself but I haven't gotten a text back from him about my text I sent so I cant really text more yet until I know he texted me which he didnt but he will text me later when I text him later hopefully.
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2020-05-29 at 1:10 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-05-29 at 12:57 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Grylls
Hey futurefaggot
have a swivel on this
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Grylls
Actually she might settle for a dp
There we go.
Everybody cums out a winner.
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Originally posted by WellHung
You have to duck while traveling under most door frames.
Not duck but my hair does often brush the top
Originally posted by WellHung
Most of your feet hang off of the end of the bed.
Accurate. I had to buy a queen size for that reason
Originally posted by WellHung
Most clothes in the 'big and tall' section, are still too small for you.
Partially accurate. Usually they're too wide for me tho.
Originally posted by WellHung
However, You can always reach the light bulb in the ceiling fan, without stepping on a step stool.
Accurate. It's easy to hide drugs from girlfriends in the bathroom or kitchen
Originally posted by Grylls
I’m 5’9
I was always under the impression tall people have big dicks, is that true or just some myth?
I guess on average, taller guys are bigger on average, but I'm only 7. Not awful, but at my size to look not small you gotta rock like 10.
Originally posted by WellHung
However, It's really nice to be able to access all of the kitchen cabinets. Hell, You even have extra storage on top of the cabinets, that you can reach, from the floor.
Yeah it's like a secret hiding spot but I'd still trade it for less back problems lol
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Just paid 16 quid in a fucking taxi so I can get a bottle of "Hardy's Crest Shiraz" at £7 a bottle.
It's 14 % but smeeeelz like perfume.
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Originally posted by Grylls
What sick pathetic lowlife fuck would hit a woman
I didn't even hit hydro.
This guy choked a woman who didn't even do anything to him.
AND he raped his daughter.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
you're just jealous no one wants to force their selves on you like the bag of bones are. nice try tho chicken. the bitch had it coming. you're too ugly to rape I rather just beat you up.
Ok POS that forces himself on woman.
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2020-05-28 at 10 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Octavian
OK BABEZ
Once you make that omnlette, txt me to let me know you are going to txt me.
I just texted you and sent you a private message and emailed you and called you and talked to you and called again and left a voice message to let you know that I'm going to text you and send you a private message and email you and call you and talk to you and call you again to leave a voice message later. Text me when you get my messages so I know you got them I love you thank you egg
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