Originally posted by Grylls
Number 10 is where I live
check out the fucking Prime Minstrel here.
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2020-06-11 at 3:33 PM UTC
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Got TP?
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You can tell the ass pic and the Lego pic are the same person by the wall paint and headboard style on her bed.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
And yet I ran four boards, two more than any other regular mod in Zoklet's history.
Wrong. Slim ran 5. Try again old fuck.
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Behind the seedy motel strip
Beyond the broken door
Sits a man who's named Polecat
and a big black man named Whore
From his mouth, the white did drip
And pooled onto the floor
He stumbled like an acrobat
Then gave a big fat roar
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
My girlfriend is Chinese some folks say she has fleas I once gave her my keys when she said please and then I gave her a squeeze that put her at ease too bad she smells like blue cheese I asked for some pussy she put me in a deep freeze my girlfriend is Chinese I wish she was Taiwanese I met her in Nepalese our love is like Dutch elm disease oh my God she is Chinese
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I lived a life of walks and games;
Of balls and bones and more;
Of sleeping curled up by his feet;
Of greetings by the door.
And then, a little older now;
Though happy as can be,
I fell in love a second time;
Another family.
And then one night, I wandered down,
(After a life sublime),
But couldn't get back up again...
And knew that it was time.
And so I went to settle down,
To rest my weary head;
I listened to his breathing deep,
Beneath my master's bed.
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2020-06-10 at 8:51 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Got your texts guys. Future is so funny.
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2020-06-10 at 8:37 PM UTC
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Poeiem for tee hee
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Thats beautiful. I like the part where u protect my head/dont want me dead ❤❤💕
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2020-06-10 at 8:22 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Grylls
Yeah man we're already planning to go there together
But she lives in Thailand and has been for around 10 years with her property business, I'm looking for work over there too right now
I can't wait to meet her we have such a good connection, we can talk for hours and I've improved her English
She teaches me Chinese and Thai too
How about your love life my brudda?
Oh damn that's sick. Thailand is beautiful too.
I'm not really looking right now. I have a tendency of getting girl's numbers and then ghosting them because I'm more interested in making jokes than setting up a date with a stranger. It feels like a strange time to be dating too, like what are we gonna wear masks when we fucc? I feel like a lot of girls just aren't going to want to meet up right now.
I'm okay with it tho I don't really want to or need to get laid. I want love nigga. I've turned down ez fucks.
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Grylls,
Stop beggin for poems;
Its unconstitutional,
Luv Agnieszka
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Yeah I want his hot cum to slide down my throat (no homo)
Faggit.
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Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Originally posted by Grylls
But don't ever talk about my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend
There will be blood
I will try not to talk about your big bazoonkas beautifully bitchin booty batshit boyfriend again
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I said I would come with some more fan art. here you guys go. Kinda goin for a Beavis and Butthead style here
open to doing commissions
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2020-06-10 at 2:33 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Originally posted by Grylls
Durian?
I hate that Thai fruit
It's actually pretty good. There's a variety that doesn't stink as much.
The NO DURIANS signs at the airport/trains always made me lol tho.
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2020-06-10 at 1:30 PM UTC
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Black and Proud
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Originally posted by Grylls
A squirrel keeps coming and thieving all the food, there’s this cute couple of pigeons that usually come but he scared them off
I got lucky this year and a pair of cardinals and a family of doves have nested by my house. They got 2 little babies and a week or two ago the babies got separated and hung out right in front of our patio window for HOURS and were not scared by anyone looking at all. They were curious if anything.
I have pictures but I'm not showing any of you my backyard >(
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