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Posts That Were Thanked by Grylls

  1. DontTellEm Black Hole


    I'd rather u trust me,than love me.:/
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the state of that fucking cock nose

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    πŸ’–

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free πŸ“ πŸ‘ƒ
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  3. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wow you seem like you've really been hurt before. you can associate with women if you have common interest and or work together.

    you sound so full of estrogen my beta friend. "wow who hurt you" trademark response from a typical woman.
    common interests like what? playing with barbies together?

    get real, faggot. stop making excuses why you arent making moves and letting yourself be friendzoned like a little bitch.
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  4. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Sorry bud but I don't lose.

    Your lifestyle says otherwise.
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  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls

    Has he been reading Wariat freds?
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  6. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls 2 ppl cnt maek an circel fagit

    tel u grampsas 2 join

    me n u n boris
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  7. cigreting Dark Matter
    me n gryls circl jerk
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  8. Octavian motherfucker
    One thing many of you may have noticed is that white people in the NZ are so much uglier than white people almost anywhere else. Low-imagination, low-IQ inbreds that were left behind while the more adventurous among them moved abroad. Combine this with several centuries of inbreeding and keeping it in the family results in this:




    Notice the cave man forehead, weak chin and vacant stare. Hooked nose which shows signs of his jedi heritage.

    Then there's me:



    Nordic blue eyes from my saxon heritage. Perfect white teeth and Olive skin with great hair.
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  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Hey great thread ya’ll. Cheers🍻
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  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Grylls

    The dick on the right either belongs to a tranny or getting a handy from a lady.
    Just look at those nails!

    That being said,
    No, the dick on the right won't be getting off anytime soon.
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  13. Originally posted by Grylls Gambian
    Latvian
    Welsh
    English

    Stfu you're not even Russian you fraud

    gambian and Latvian. Your parents should have named you bantuslav.
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  14. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Grylls is my beaverbro. When he goes out in public he always wears his beaver suit.

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  15. filtration African Astronaut
    This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
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  17. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    This was my flight home from Greece:


    Flight over was full up:


    Don't be a pussy. Get a decent mask and go travel!
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  18. I had a dream I needed a shit really bad but I couldn't find a restroom, the one I did eventually find was in a busy restaurant but it was literally in the middle of the restaurant with no privacy walls or anything so I'd have had to sit there among the diners taking a shit.

    I opted to take an elevator upstairs and look for another but only found a friendly Pakistani family and a urinal.
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  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I broke up with her before I raped her
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    πŸ’–

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free πŸ“ πŸ‘ƒ
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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