Folks, looking at that ugly porch monkey puts me in a bad mood.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Until then, though, I'mma be straight up off the god damn chain.
I'm sipping on scotch and amaretto as we speak (and it's barely past noon).
Some alcoholic wisdom that I will pass down to those that came after me... Amaretto sweetens every type of regular liquor. It turns sipping drinks into chugging drinks, but only adds alcoholic content. It's kind of a life hack but might actually ruin your life, so YMMV.
Back to the point though, I am going to do this.
And just posting about it is actually the greatest stride I could have taken. I don't ever really tell people when I'm going off the sauce, because the burden of responsibility can be a tad overwhelming. But when I legitimately decide to stop, I manage to do it.
So right now, this here is my declaration of intent.
Until then, though, Imma be soused to the absolute max.
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Lol Speedy Faggot is so upset that he simultaneously shut the fuck up while also trying to get the last word.
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Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. (banned)
its a helluva lot better than that shitshow you infest…UKistan.
How would you know when you never leave your trailer park?
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what a fukn baboon lookin ass wench
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
JiggJ, stay out of this. this is between me and my luver
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2020-08-20 at 6:40 PM UTC
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Grylls PI leak
Never before seen pix of grylls.
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Originally posted by Grylls
folks?
compliments needed
Your dog is better looking than you
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2020-08-19 at 7:57 PM UTC
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SHIT IS GOING DOWN
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
When the buggaloo begins I'm gonna hijack a semi truck and drive it into a busy synagogue then go to a black neighborhood and run over as many chimps as possible
That would involve leaving your mum's house first cocknose.
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Originally posted by Grylls
Pic of her?
Get a male and watch them boom boom
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Originally posted by Grylls
Cicero?
who dat
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Lol America is doomed either way. Enjoy your self-made hell fucktards
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You're like the whitest black guy I've ever seen.
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Taking it up the ass is for degenerate faggot cucks. Now go stand in the corner along with §m£ÂgØL.
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2020-08-18 at 10:30 AM UTC
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Error codes 500, 502, & 506...
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Let us name them like they do Hurricanes.
Error Code Grylls (can suck my dick)
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2020-08-18 at 10:26 AM UTC
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Error codes 500, 502, & 506...
Originally posted by Grylls
u tell me y 501
y not error code 1 or 2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_HTTP_status_codes#5xx_Server_errorsfolkxxxx
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
wow you really sound like a piece of shit
U mad bro? You can kiss my wasabi stained asshole
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