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Posts That Were Thanked by Grylls

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    she's pretty enough to watch a movie with you at home and give you a blowjob and cuddle and tell all ur secrets but you don't wanna introduce her to your friends or family or know her very long overall..
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  2. Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually ukelele is as basic bitch as it gets, the only people that play ukelele tend to be "women" stuck in 2000's basic indie music that can't play any other instrument. I'm positive I can play any instrument better than you can.

    That little girl at the moment the video was recorded had more talent than you ever will throughout the rest of your lifetime

    as for me

    I could play a guitar with my penis and sound better than you
    while asleep
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  3. unlike actual fishing you catch and release the big ones.
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  4. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Grylls unless they come with a specific charger that can only be used with the pair i don’t mind getting them separately

    Nah, I'm pretty sure you can get a third party case on Amazon for around $20.
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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Grylls hey narc hows the weather in slough

    I ain't lived there in 8 years now but its prolly not much different to here which is kinda nice pleasant early spring day.


    .
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, hold up one sec, was this thread actually an attempt to illicit serious responses?

    I just assumed this was a troll thread because of this particular phraseology: "trick a girl into liking me".

    If it's actually a serious thread, OP, you are either a sociopath, or autistic af.
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  7. Shrooms Houston
    give her flowers and chocolate and take her on a date
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  8. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls sure?

    yes...



    Originally posted by Grylls sure?

    well, more like maybe...
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  9. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Most of these posters share the same DNA..
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  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by inert_observer I think I’m gonna do some pentobarbital with alcohol and two benzos and get a nice quick little afternoon nap in

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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And I highly doubt he would have just wrote the word: "SUICIDE", on the note. He would have least wrote "CYA LATER ALLΙGATOR", or "AFTER WHILE CROCΟDILE", or some kind of cheery departure notice. Who checks out with a one word post?
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  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I think his father posted the "Suicide" note above his bed, and the kid actually died accidentally from taking too much shit trying to get to sleep. I mean, why would you blindfold yourself and put earplugs in if you were going to be dead in 20 minutes? Makes no sense, unless someone else put that note there. Sure, he posted the bus had arrived, but that could have meant he was planning on going for treatment the following morning and took an extra dose that night for the nervousness, and then accidentally overdosed.
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  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Grylls do me do me

    Grylls: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0e2PcWVguFY
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  15. Originally posted by Grylls pics of score


    half oz of green crack
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  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Keep talking about you might wake up with a pipebomb under your pillow one day

    But that would mean you actually have to follow through with something.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls him or the cat?

    The cat was clearly asking for it.

    Purring and pawing seductively...

    Licking away at my ear...

    If that's not flirting, then I just don't understand the world anymore.
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  18. Originally posted by Grylls am i missing something here?

    They’re bringing in middle eastern refugees probably as cheap labor
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  19. G African Astronaut
    Hardee's & Carl's JR finally have a W w/ the mini Froot Loop donuts.

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  20. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls yeah? where you from?



    the land of Love, Rainbows & Butterflies, baby! 😜
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