How can i trick a girl into liking me

1. 2019-03-22 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #41
   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Pretend you’re really dysfunctional (if you aren’t already)
   
   We love a good fixer upper

   
   
   i just pee’d my panties, a little!!!! 🤣😂😆
2. 2019-03-22 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #42
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls grow up kids, its not always about sex

   
   
3. 2019-03-22 at 4 PM UTC

   #43
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Ok, hold up one sec, was this thread actually an attempt to illicit serious responses?
   
   I just assumed this was a troll thread because of this particular phraseology: "trick a girl into liking me".
   
   If it's actually a serious thread, OP, you are either a sociopath, or autistic af.
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   • Grylls
4. 2019-03-22 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Or both
5. 2019-03-22 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   gad wins motherbitches
   
   (but thanks for the genuine replies)
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   • gadzooks
6. 2019-03-22 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   He won the girl?
7. 2019-03-22 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho He won the girl?

   
   no he won my heart
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   • gadzooks
8. 2019-03-22 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Congrats gads
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9. 2019-03-22 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #49
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
10. 2019-03-22 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #50
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
11. 2019-03-22 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #51
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Any plans to consumate the relationship, Mr. And Mrs. Grylls?
12. 2019-03-22 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #52
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Mr and mrs?????
13. 2019-03-22 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #53
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Mr and mrs?????

    
    outmoded prefixes...get with the times.
14. 2019-03-22 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #54
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We go by Dom (me) and _sub.
    
    
15. 2019-03-22 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #55
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Tell her that you respect her too much to send dick pics, but that this video will give her an idea of what to expect.
    
    
16. 2019-03-22 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My sister is objectively kinda hot but good lord, during puberty I swear to God she ways ALWAYS on her period and it was fucking gross. My dad told me she takes some expensive name brand medication because she has weird periods (don't know what that means for sure, don't care) so I pity the fool who decides to date her.
    
    Worse yet, she literally has narcissistic personality disorder and I kind of hate her. She goes through friends like a used condom because she's personable at first, but once you realize what a conceited bitch she is and how she is Queen Princess of the World, everybody invariably starts to despise her.
    
    sigh.
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17. 2019-03-22 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #57
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by DietPiano My sister is objectively kinda hot but good lord, during puberty I swear to God she ways ALWAYS on her period and it was fucking gross. My dad told me she takes some expensive name brand medication because she has weird periods (don't know what that means for sure, don't care) so I pity the fool who decides to date her.
    
    Worse yet, she literally has narcissistic personality disorder and I kind of hate her. She goes through friends like a used condom because she's personable at first, but once you realize what a conceited bitch she is and how she is Queen Princess of the World, everybody invariably starts to despise her.
    
    sigh.

    
    
    
    Never forget that, no matter how hot a woman is, somewhere out there is a guy who is just sick and tired of the bitch.
18. 2019-03-22 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #58
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by DietPiano My sister is objectively kinda hot but good lord, during puberty I swear to God she ways ALWAYS on her period and it was fucking gross. My dad told me she takes some expensive name brand medication because she has weird periods (don't know what that means for sure, don't care) so I pity the fool who decides to date her.
    
    Worse yet, she literally has narcissistic personality disorder and I kind of hate her. She goes through friends like a used condom because she's personable at first, but once you realize what a conceited bitch she is and how she is Queen Princess of the World, everybody invariably starts to despise her.
    
    sigh.

    
    What an interesting story... especially considering the title of this thread
19. 2019-03-22 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    You gonna have to pay someone to marry her
20. 2019-03-22 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    nah fam, shes almost graduated from optometry school