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2021-11-01 at 4:20 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSo that’s why chewing gum says excessive consumption may produce laxative effects, well I got a shitload of gum in the cupboard and I forgot to brush my teeth too
Eh no pun intended
I think I have about 1 lb of shit stuck in my ass too I know from weighing myself just now so I’m gonna give that a go and eat breakfast soon anyway
Maybe this is because that auto brewery thing has cleared up now who knows
Failing that I’m gonna have to get used to be being called a douchebag -
2021-11-01 at 3:59 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sugar-free candies with sorbitol clean out your digestive system better than a giant pipe-cleaner.
Read the reviews LOL
https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
Like Distant Thunder
I think that troll review was designed to make you shit your pants in laughter, good job almost there I’ll read some others -
2021-11-01 at 3:53 AM UTC in The official horror thread
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2021-11-01 at 3:43 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-11-01 at 3:40 AM UTC in Would you be opposed to having a Tor Mirror?I remember when I used to play world of warcraft there was some kinda wizard group named the Kirn Tor, I wonder if that has any relevance
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2021-11-01 at 3:36 AM UTC in Ghost is the sort of person whoI get it
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2021-11-01 at 3:36 AM UTC in This is Grylls, signing out
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2021-11-01 at 3:34 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Phone case
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2021-11-01 at 3:33 AM UTC in looking for teenage profiles on instagramI really don’t like this thread
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2021-11-01 at 3:32 AM UTC in which ethnicity or race of chicksI wonder how much unprotected homosexual intercourse has partaken in that room
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2021-11-01 at 3:29 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentLooking for some kinda laxative
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2021-11-01 at 3:27 AM UTC in Killing myself soonNo
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2021-11-01 at 3:26 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Forgiveness
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2021-11-01 at 3:25 AM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentlemanI hope one day Lanny reveals who’s been trolling us all along
Maybe it’s him? And what happened to future man? -
2021-11-01 at 3:21 AM UTC in Ghost is the sort of person whoSorry
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2021-11-01 at 3:20 AM UTC in GMTWhat
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2021-11-01 at 3:14 AM UTC in Monday 1st November 2021 - A fresh startI only speak English not sure what you mean
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2021-11-01 at 3:08 AM UTC in Monday 1st November 2021 - A fresh startSo I was going to wait until new year to do this to make it seem more official, but if I really mean it and I REALLY do mean it, as of today I will no longer be using the terms “Nigger or Sheboon” etc etc..
I’ll only be using proper English from the Oxford dictionary so I won’t even be using “Honky, Chink, Paki” etc because we’re ALL equal and I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY
I’m part honky and nigger anyway so I feel I can use those terms freely anyway without any moral regret but I still won’t now
So this is my final racial slur post ever
NIGGER SHEBOON FUCK A BANNA WATERMELON COCONUT SAMMICH HONKYZ DEM LIKE ANDREX TISSU PAPER BATTY WIPE CUM CHINK CHONG SIAMESE WONTON CURRY PAKI CHAPATTI SOMOSA XBREED RATATTATA RATBOYFUCK U YELLOW COON
And I apologise for ever saying any racial slurs
If you don’t believe me I will even turn a leaf of every different colour I can find in my garden and post a pic of them in a bunch like the ones above. (On request of course)
Is that even a thing? Do people actually do that because it seems fucking retarded now and so does this whole thread🥴 so I’ll just do the one leaf if I have to
But I stand by my word so that’s it
Hate, troll or disbelieve me all you want because I couldn’t care less..
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2021-11-01 at 2:26 AM UTC in i need a movieRevised
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2021-11-01 at 2:09 AM UTC in i need a movieHALLOWEEN ALL OF THEM IN ORDER
Halloween Kills is my favourite one now for several reasons but the main reason is ***SPOILER ALERT INNIT***
And when I returned to my seat I was like WTF some nigga stole my homemade apricot flavoured milkshake now but I couldn’t be sure which nigger.
Then at the end when the lights came on I found it on the floor my bad I must have knocked it over going to the toilet.
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