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2021-11-01 at 3:46 AM UTCSugar-free candies with sorbitol clean out your digestive system better than a giant pipe-cleaner.
Read the reviews LOL
https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-01 at 3:48 AM UTCI am a forum ally of Speedy Parker.
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2021-11-01 at 3:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sugar-free candies with sorbitol clean out your digestive system better than a giant pipe-cleaner.
Read the reviews LOL
https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
Like Distant Thunder
I think that troll review was designed to make you shit your pants in laughter, good job almost there I’ll read some others -
2021-11-01 at 4:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls Like Distant Thunder
I think that troll review was designed to make you shit your pants in laughter, good job almost there I’ll read some others
Seriously, sorbitol will empty your guts. When I was about 12 one of my grandfathers developed diabetes. He kept sugar free candy with sorbitol in the house. One weekend myself and a cousin ate a whole bag of sugar free hard candies in about 3 hours. It wasn't an hour and we were racing for the can.
Don't take my word for it read it yourself. It works, it's fast, it's safe, it's cheap, and it's tasty. Just buy a bag of candy, eat it, and don't go too far from the crapper.
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2021-11-01 at 4:20 AM UTCSo that’s why chewing gum says excessive consumption may produce laxative effects, well I got a shitload of gum in the cupboard and I forgot to brush my teeth too
Eh no pun intended
I think I have about 1 lb of shit stuck in my ass too I know from weighing myself just now so I’m gonna give that a go and eat breakfast soon anyway
Maybe this is because that auto brewery thing has cleared up now who knows
Failing that I’m gonna have to get used to be being called a douchebag -
2021-11-01 at 10:37 AM UTCPrune lad
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2021-11-01 at 10:46 AM UTCIn the bubble bath getting my money Monday started ..eowww
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2021-11-01 at 10:55 AM UTC5:55
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2021-11-01 at 11:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls So that’s why chewing gum says excessive consumption may produce laxative effects, well I got a shitload of gum in the cupboard and I forgot to brush my teeth too
Eh no pun intended
I think I have about 1 lb of shit stuck in my ass too I know from weighing myself just now so I’m gonna give that a go and eat breakfast soon anyway
Maybe this is because that auto brewery thing has cleared up now who knows
Failing that I’m gonna have to get used to be being called a douchebag
Weigh yourself before and after shitting, so we can do the math and find out how much your shit weighed. -
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2021-11-01 at 9:43 PM UTCMakin homemade chicky tendies and cheddar broccoli pasta and mixed veggies
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2021-11-01 at 9:57 PM UTCwtf guys I dont get it. I just got this big message list from that chick I met at the mall in warsaw with her friend. Im in some discussion with both of them (I guess the other one unblocked me on facebook) and I got this huge message list from them with both of them and me included in some messenger talk or discussion. i guess she was asking what i was up to and if i celebrated all
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2021-11-01 at 10:04 PM UTClol Ive been ignoring them and now they write me and apparently i was invited to hang out with them and missed it all.
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2021-11-01 at 10:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could have grown a whole garden with that.
For some reason this one wasn’t like my usual ones it varied in consistency. Came out as a long soild pipe then started turning into a big soft mushy pile towards the end.. But I was still satisfied with it
That basically tells me I cheated on my diet at some point and because it was at the end of the poop it must have been the last thing I ate and I think it was some liquorice sweets I wolfed down thinking they’d work as a laxative, but you need the sugar free liquorice sweets containing the sweetener xylitol
Even though I know they won’t do anything now I still have just under half a bag left so gonna finish it off because they’re delicious anyway -
2021-11-02 at 12:55 AM UTCPlotting dinner, got some fresh shrooms,spinach & uncured wild boar sausage.
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2021-11-02 at 12:59 AM UTCvolunteering at a homeless shelter.
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2021-11-02 at 1:47 AM UTCwaiting for this live stream to come on
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2021-11-02 at 2:31 AM UTCYou ever just bust a nut in your wife
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