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2021-11-13 at 4:45 AM UTC in Who is this chick?HAH found her motherfucker
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2021-11-13 at 4:12 AM UTC in Don't you just love pissingFfs where’s the passion in your piss
Sometimes my piss is as pure and clear as diamonds especially on mornings, I would sell the fucking stuff to a dumb nigger if it could afford it but then sometimes it looks like liquid gold
I might even start freezing it and do just that
I’m not sure why this has started happening but lately I found out you can substitute coconut water for regular water so I’m doing that, otherwise it’s only any other fruit or veg juice I will consume or nut milk, never cows milk -
2021-11-13 at 2:37 AM UTC in Don't you just love pissingTaking a shit is like a ritual for me
If there was a shitting expert who could rate my awesome poops on texture and odour etc and the zen like environment I take them in I’d get a 10/10 A*+
I’ve really mastered my diet to give me godlike shits
I also have to poop naked, and I never use public shitters I always pay for a premium shitting environment with luxury brand toilet roll -
2021-11-13 at 2:29 AM UTC in Random image threadYeah there’s a longer video somewhere funny as fuck
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2021-11-13 at 1:08 AM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox ThreadWho’s Borris
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2021-11-13 at 1:06 AM UTC in What Skills or Hobbies Have You Picked Up Since MarchYet you still haven’t learned there’s an Edit button
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2021-11-13 at 1:05 AM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox Thread
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2021-11-13 at 1:04 AM UTC in Nicknames for my catLeeloo
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2021-11-13 at 1 AM UTC in Random image thread
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I've never watched Joe Rogan. I can't tell if he's extremely white wing or cleft.
It's hard for to take anyone seriously that wears a baseball cap backwards.
EDIT googled for proof but I couldn't find any. I guess he doesn't do that.
He's just got a face that screams "former frat boy that's down and out after a few years of alcohol abuse" but I can't judge his actual content cuz I have not heard it myself. I have a friend who likes him though, apparently he's pretty knowledgeable on some topics and a wide range of people listen to him.
Also, Snoop Dogg lol. Didn't he change his name to "Snoop Lion"? That was so lame. God, once people hit 40 they just lose all sense of what is cool. No matter who they are lol.
I'm 31 and I'm not a total dweeb but I'm def not "lit af" as the Gen Zers would say.
Also, lit af… more like gay af
The only reason I knew of Joe Rogan was because of his UFC commentary and extensive knowledge of MMA (El Guapo still way better) which got me listening to his podcasts because some are really informative
He used to have awesome guests on but now he invites just about anyone on the show - seems like he’s getting desperate or must be really fucking bored because he’s probably made a fuckton of money from those podcasts
Besides them decent podcasts which are at least a few years old now all he does is talk about weed and jedi jitsu because he’s a midget and got bullied at school for it which is why he also took up karate at a young age
He’s a standup comedian too apparently but I can imagine his jokes being absolutely wank because most of his fanbase are losers and stoners now
There’s also videos out there of him “teaching” proper MMA fighters better technique such as GSP…. really
If he thinks he’s that good at MMA he should step in there with Bas Rutten (about the same age and weight too) who’d beat the shit out of him in every way possible
Tl;dr
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Joe has turned into a deluded, delirious stoner over the years and the money is the only thing that helps him sleep at night
El Guapo > Rogan -
2021-11-12 at 10:41 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox Thread
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2021-11-12 at 10:29 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox ThreadCould have been an IOU
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2021-11-12 at 10:27 PM UTC in Who Wants To Go Fishing With Jiggle Booty?That was too obvious to state
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2021-11-12 at 10:26 PM UTC in How does this picture of the blowjob queen make you feel?.
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2021-11-12 at 10:10 PM UTC in Russian planes intercepted?It’s the amount of shots England blocked from Albania which is 4
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2021-11-12 at 10:03 PM UTC in How does this picture of the blowjob queen make you feel?..
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2021-11-12 at 10:01 PM UTC in Nicknames for my catOkay I have a spare lampshade for Boris to wear also
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2021-11-12 at 9:58 PM UTC in I'm BBQ'd from that jointMan on man action it is
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2021-11-12 at 9:51 PM UTC in How does this picture of the blowjob queen make you feel?.
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2021-11-12 at 9:42 PM UTC in How does this picture of the blowjob queen make you feel?…
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2021-11-12 at 9:35 PM UTC in How does this picture make you feel?
