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2019-05-15 at 5:47 PM UTC in Austin Texas looks like a wonderful city to live, folksJapanese outside the big cities is absolutely gorgeous. Much more to Japanese culture than people imagine.
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2019-05-15 at 5:44 PM UTC in What did you succeeded in doing today ???Soldering irons don't cost much, but they're still way too expensive for what they actually are. They break easily too. Like a lot of things, they're not made to last a while. They're made for profit. They are incredibly easy to make from scratch, and a homemade one will out-last a store bought one.
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2019-05-15 at 5:29 PM UTC in Skinwalker ranch phenomena
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i think you're trying to lampoon me, you're on my radar im watching you heehhee
Not at all. There's a road where I'd collect horse shit for growing shrooms, it was the best source here in town as the horses ate really well, naturally occurring grasses and such. This one house, an old mansion, I'd always had an odd feeling about it. When I was a kid, I walked past it, and there's this ditch with water flowing into Salado creek. Myself and my family while driving would often see what appeared to be a (dead) human body across from the mansion or down the road, laying in the woods a few feet from the road. But if you went back after spotting it, it would be gone. It moved around. So once I was walking past the ditch, I looked down into it, and I saw these giant leeches. They were at least a foot and a half long each. I figured they were mutated for some reason, probably industrial chemicals spilling into the creek and drainage ditch which also incidentally leads back to the Army base up the road. If you're in san antonio, you're actually surrounded by military bases. They have eyes and ears on you at all times while you're here.
Anyway, my brother said years ago, in that same ditch, instead of giant black leeches flowing down the water into the creek, he saw black cats... But it was only half a cat each time. Someone was cutting black cats in half and dumping them there for whatever reason. Turns out, the old mansion is owned by someone that is into black magic. I realized this after googling the place, it's called Black Swan on Holbrook. After looking at some of the bumper stickers, I realized most of the customers were also into black magic or associated with someone who was. I laughed though because I don't think any of these people are adepts. I probably know way more about magic than they do.
So, down the road, on a different side of town, next to the gay wizard's house(whose yard is always full of black cats) every halloween there would be a black cats head thrown into the children's playground, and the body dumped in the ditch. I could go on and on about the strange things happening here, not trying to lampoon anybody. It's all real. There's a band called spell 27, just a shitty goth band. But at least one of the members practices black magic and has connections to the CIA and Army intelligence, along with one of her friends. I know this because they were my friends neighbors. I started connecting the dots, and the more I did, the more I realized a connection with telepathic people and practitioners of magic and intelligence agencies. These people were either very good spies, or telepaths. I'm thinking both. -
2019-05-15 at 5:16 PM UTC in Got into a fight
Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah they are poisoness and make your stomach hurt
I'd never poison anybody. Over 10 years of mushroom hunting and I have not once poisoned myself or anyone else by mistake. Those mushrooms are mostly kavalactones with a small amount of psilocin and psilocybin. So they are mostly just a euphoric pain killer, like a lot of opiates.. You probably need to be out in the fresh air anyway. -
2019-05-15 at 1:22 AM UTC in I have scary powerful charismaIt's not that you have powerful charisma, it's that most people are dumb. And they are designed to be. Prove me wrong and become the next hitler or charles manson.
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2019-05-15 at 1:21 AM UTC in Skinwalker ranch phenomena
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i don't know about all of that but i will look into it more. here in my hood at night theres literally fox that wears a helmet and a cape and runs around and hides behind trees and laughs when you walk by and then scatters to another tree just to know that he's watching i can't explain it.
the other day i tried to feed a squirrel a pecan and he barked at me, ripped the pecan from hand and bit my finger, some of these animals are.. well exactly animals.
I can believe it. There's been sightings of robotic or cyborg skunks here, too.(skunk works?lol) Incidentally there's a shit ton of military bases where they do weird experiments. All the biological research they do here probably has something to do with it. Goes back to Jose DelGado who stopped a charging bull by pressing a button on a remote. They'd implanted a tiny electrode in the bull's brain. It can be done without implants but it's more precise to use an implant. Makes sense they would use highly intelligent animals like a fox or skunk, or a chupacabra. -
2019-05-15 at 1:17 AM UTC in Skinwalker ranch phenomena
Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol gay
Always thought he was British because when the group of Chupacabras was nearing what seemed to be their curfew, he'd say "CUM!" and they'd all run back to his house/antique shop. Turned out he was flamboyantly gay though. The actor who he was friends with was British, though. -
2019-05-15 at 1:15 AM UTC in Got into a fightThe mushroom I mentioned, it's free painkillers. If there's any woods near your house you may find some.
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2019-05-15 at 1:01 AM UTC in Skinwalker ranch phenomenaI don't think those are chupacabras. We have them in my city. Google "Texas Chupacabra"
I've actually seen them up close. They are highly intelligent and will play tricks on humans that are alone at night in the woods. They're like a combination of several different animal species. I am convinced it's genetic splicing. There was a cryptozoologist film maker down the road from where I saw one, around the same time frame.
There's always something paranormal associated with chupacabras. Whenever I'd see them, paranormal stuff would happen. I'm convinced this gay wizard that owns an antique shop is a member of the illuminati and was friends with this actor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hurt
Whose residence was blocked from satellite viewing if I recall correctly. Anyway I think he commanded these chupacabras. -
2019-05-15 at 12:35 AM UTC in Austin Texas looks like a wonderful city to live, folks
Originally posted by Bill Krozby acl kinda sucks, i guess if you want to go see ajr and foo fighters.. fun fun fun fest was the best one until they fucked it up.
I don't know, I just remember seeing the Pixies there live on tv years ago. It was great, they did a heck of a job. If they still had bands like The Pixies that would be cool, although they don't really compare to the foo fighters.(different kinds of music is what I mean) -
2019-05-15 at 12:23 AM UTC in Austin Texas looks like a wonderful city to live, folksYes, that whore lives in Texas unfortunately. This state is kind of a circus show anyways
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2019-05-14 at 11:34 PM UTC in Fona's Tuesday Thread 5/14/19
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2019-05-14 at 11:30 PM UTC in "We can't help that we POPular, and these folks wanna FLOCK to us...You're a gay fed
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2019-05-14 at 11:29 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlingsThis thread belongs in "fags & queers"
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2019-05-14 at 11:25 PM UTC in Norwegian princess becomes a mudshark with LA based shaman
Originally posted by CASPER Pretty sure that black dude is as gay as the day is long, and theyre doing this for publicity. No straight man is that moisturized. You could plant fields of golden wheat in his fertile pores (if they werent invisible, that is).
I guess you kind of called that one, supposedly he's bisexualWelcome to my country: Princess Martha of Norway greets her bisexual shaman and 'twin flame' lover at the airport as it's revealed how he claims to have come back from the dead and has Hollywood eating out of his hand
He does have that look.
EDIT: The story is weirder now. So if he hooks up with a guy, that guy is probably going to fuck him AND the norwegian princess in the ass wtf
This woman is a slut for sure
"How was your day?" "Oh, not bad, I fucked a famous black shaman and his norwegian princess girlfriend in the ass." -
2019-05-14 at 11:22 PM UTC in Austin Texas looks like a wonderful city to live, folks
Originally posted by -mal- That’s cuz it’s an active and eco friendly city or trying to be.
Definitely active. A lot of the women there have six packs. I have a sister from there who had a six pack for years. She ran marathons. Austin City Limits is the only kind of event I'd probably go to there. Lots of good restaurants though. Otherwise I'd just smoke weed all day wandering around. Probably check their parks for shrooms. -
2019-05-14 at 11:15 PM UTC in Austin Texas looks like a wonderful city to live, folksI've been to a few states, and man, I couldn't find any city with as many beautiful women as Austin. Very few of them are overweight in comparison to my city. A lot of them are quite symmetrical. They're kinda friendly too. Seems the local Austin dudes can spot a foreigner immediately and kinda give you this shitty look when they notice Austin women are looking at you.
I noticed that about kr0z too, he has to be the center of attention in Spurious or he gets jealous. -
2019-05-14 at 11:10 PM UTC in This is creepy coolarleybob the canadian homo, yeah that guy was a piece of shit
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2019-05-14 at 11:07 PM UTC in Got into a fightDoctors, even the good ones, often miss a stitch or two, so you may as well just take them out yourself. Last time I had to get sewn up I had two different dudes miss the stitches. I can't believe how poor someone's eyesight can be if they have to take care of other people who are injured. That's retarded.
It feels kinda weird taking them out, normally doesn't really hurt. But I had one deep inside the flesh, because I had a deep wound last time, so it was below the skin surface. I don't even know if it was necessary, I kinda think the doctor did that just to fuck with me. I had to literally pop that one out because the knot was below the skin, so cutting it wouldn't do any good.
That one did kinda hurt pretty good. Made my eyes and nose water. Hopefully karma takes care of all shitty doctors and nurses. Also, these sutures that are supposed to dissolve never did, and I read online a bunch of people were getting infections from them. I had those in my mouth, and the regular kind on the outside. I had to take them out myself. Now I'll always refuse the dissolving kind. -
2019-05-14 at 10:57 PM UTC in Would you inject urushiol?I'm 100% immune to it. My nephew had to go to the ER because he was bleeding all over the place from the blisters. After he recovered, I rubbed some poison oak all over my face to show him. He had to hide behind a glass door because even a speck of the shit in the air can mess him up real bad. "He said okay I believe you now please stop" lmao