Posts by Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life

1. 2019-01-08 at 12:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
   The brain's garbage collection stops working - some enzyme protein unwinds, and the brain fills up with literal physical crud.
   
   It's disgusting to have to deal with, I hate talking to people with alzheimer's so much.
2. 2019-01-08 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by Loing Me too actually. I've been spiraling downwards inexplicably. I am still hesitant to take prescription depression medication though.

   
   Anti-depressants are nootropic and seem perfect for dealing with the modern world.
3. 2019-01-08 at 12:22 PM UTC in i have taken a cock tonight....
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny were you circumcised before or after ?

   
   I'm not circumcised, circumscision isn't normal in Europe, though it is in America, and (((they))) were pushing it pretty hard in NZ and Australia and other white countries with large jedi populations back in the day.
4. 2019-01-08 at 12:15 PM UTC in i have taken a cock tonight....
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny when you masturbate dry, your essentially making your skin slide along your penis,
   
   how old were you when you first masturbated ?
   
   no homo.

   
   Yes, you're basically just shaking the skin to produce a sensation. If you get good at fapping you don't even need to get hard, you just shake it for a minute and squirt. It's very unhealthy and as far away from sex as you can get, that's why I try to use a pocket pussy when I fap.
   
   I was 13.
5. 2019-01-08 at 12:13 PM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
   
   
   IMO people are naturally beautiful, it doesn't matter so much their BMI or gender.
6. 2019-01-08 at 12:10 PM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Although this video of the Dalai Lama actually training gun-toting terrorists does seem a bit far-fetched to me.

   
   Ditto. Buddhist monks don't work.
   
   Before China invaded Tibet was a literal slave state, the entire country tied up in knots of multigenerational bondage, children working their asses off for the debts of their grandparents, similar crap to Nepal more recently. Buddhist fatalism and acceptance of life discouraged any concept of progress.
   
   The Buddhists ruled over that like old-timey European Aristocrats, except even more useless, lazy, reactionary and entitled.
   
   When the Chinese invaded to liberate the people the Llamas didn't even do anything as they were off on holiday and didn't want to be disturbed.
7. 2019-01-08 at 11:25 AM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by Mewsik Soy instead of bitching, why not just post your preferences … I enjoy seeing individuals perception of human “beauty”
   
   👏

   
   
   
   😍😍😍
8. 2019-01-08 at 11:09 AM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
   These aren't pretty people, just skinny ones.
   
   OTOH I guess just having a BMI below 35 makes you an automatic 10/10 in America.
9. 2019-01-08 at 10:57 AM UTC in i have taken a cock tonight....
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because they didnt masturbate enough.

   
   Depends how you masturbate. If you pull the foreskin back, yeah, but why would you do that? Half the reason circumcision is done is to make it harder to fap as you can't really rub the head/glans with your hand without it hurting.
   
   If you fuck anything your foreskin will tend to pull back, but that's another lot of problems if you have phimosis cos then your foreskin can wind up pulled back behind the head/glans and you need to try to pull it back. Also if you don't pull your foreskin back in a long time the skin on the glans gets really soft and sensitive and when you expose it or try walking around with it touching your clothes it can really hurt.
10. 2019-01-08 at 5:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Bought butt plugs

    
    Good investment. Not only can they last a lifetime, if you mind them you can leave them to your grandkids.
11. 2019-01-08 at 5:20 AM UTC in Fight me
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny anyway, i've never seen movie that teaches cremation, which movie did you watch ?

    
    Schindler's List.
12. 2019-01-08 at 5:19 AM UTC in life is disgusting
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III my apartment is about as far from sterile as you can get

    
    Yeah well maybe that starts to explain why you feel like life is so horrible.
    
    Don't stop, chase this dragon to it's logical conclusion.
13. 2019-01-08 at 5:17 AM UTC in The more exposure to American culture, the worse women become
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    The best (kindest, most loyal) women I have met were Chinese and African ones. The more exposure a woman has to modern western culture, especially western fiction like Hollywood the more unbearable and insufferable they become.
    
    The ones who have no life outside of television and movies are the absolute worst. They live in a dream world of hostility and paranoia.
    
    Also social anxiety is a disgusting disease when you think about it (sorry fatso, not talking about anyone on this website). People with it should be shunned and made suffer, they actually deserve it in a very real, immediate way.
    
    We condescend to the mentally fucked up way to much. It turns everything shitty.
14. 2019-01-08 at 5:11 AM UTC in life is disgusting
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    I used to think a bit like OP, but having an operation and all my goo pulled out and my stomachy bits cut up and my various bits and pieces stirred around fixed me of that bullshit.
    
    I'm pretty chill with the reality of biological life now, and the fact that your insides are complicated and sticky and smelly and full of complex chemistry and not clean and simple and plasticy like the insides of a computer, and nature is not orderly and simple and straightforward like your sterile apartment.
15. 2019-01-08 at 5:06 AM UTC in i have taken a cock tonight....
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if you have a penis, or an unmutilated one,
    
    you'd know that foreskins are retractable.

    
    A lot of guys have phimosis, which means that the foreskin naturally tightens over the head/glans of the penis, so it doesn't pull back easily. Some guys are unaware of how it's even supposed to work, and only find out from the internet, or from their sex partners.
16. 2019-01-08 at 4:53 AM UTC in life is disgusting
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    I blame the jedis.
17. 2019-01-08 at 4:48 AM UTC in I just realized...
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    TFW no flapper gf
    
    
18. 2019-01-08 at 4:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Humans are traditionally hunter-gatherers, and all hunter-gatherers are by necessity travellers. Humans have a very efficient gait for moving long distances slowly (we really don't run well), and we can preserve food to carry it with us. Early humans probably hunted animals by following them around until they literally collapsed.
    
    And even settled down farmers like to move fairly long distances to marry, presumably to ensure some sort of genetic diversity is achieved.
19. 2019-01-08 at 4:29 AM UTC in i have taken a cock tonight....
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by LannyIsTheGayDevil Why is a chinaman name vinny have a dick cut like a jedi?

    
    Looks like he just has the foreskin pulled back.
    
    

    Originally posted by gadzooks Circumcision outside of Judaism is not exactly unheard of.
    
    It's fairly common, in fact.
    
    I'm circumcised, but not jedi (genetically, culturally, or religiously).

    
    Read your bible, circumcision is also how the jedis mark their slaves.
20. 2019-01-08 at 4:26 AM UTC in SF nigger mayor wants her killer nigger brother released
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Over here in theory drunkenness or diminished capacity due to drunkeness is no defence in court. Although you could argue it should, I guess it makes sense - otherwise people could just chug a bottle of whiskey and do whatever they want.