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1. 2019-01-08 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun You aint shit till you try dog.

   
   dogs are lean.
   
   the fat ones are those who hang around eateries and cafes and gotten fat on human diet.
   
   they're obese to the point they have difficulties breathing. not a good source of food.
2. 2019-01-08 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #22
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dogs are lean.
   
   the fat ones are those who hang around eateries and cafes and gotten fat on human diet.
   
   they're obese to the point they have difficulties breathing. not a good source of food.

   
   I was actually fooled into trying it. It was tasty, sweet but I knew what it was and why not. One bite and I was done.
3. 2019-01-08 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I once heard the LA county jail had a big ostrich farm and that's pretty much all they feed the inmates. I'm sure it was exaggerated but I never once looked into it and I'm not gonna now.
   
   
   Thank you.
4. 2019-01-08 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #24
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Erekshun I was actually fooled into trying it. It was tasty, sweet but I knew what it was and why not. One bite and I was done.

   
   How the fuck does one get fooled into eating dog?
   
   I mean, did someone serve some kind of meat-based dish, and then after dinner, point at a dog leash lying on the ground in front of a dog food bowl, with no dog in sight, and say "hey, guess what you just ate..."
   
   
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5. 2019-01-08 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It's kind of like the hundreds of food dishes I've put my burned pube ashes into and nobody ever knows. What momma don't know..
6. 2019-01-08 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #26
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by gadzooks How the fuck does one get fooled into eating dog?
   
   I mean, did someone serve some kind of meat-based dish, and then after dinner, point at a dog leash lying on the ground in front of a dog food bowl, with no dog in sight, and say "hey, guess what you just ate…"
   
   

   
   It's a different culture over there. Their English is not so great but I was promised it was goat. It looked like dog to me because they don't cut it up into pieces, cook it whole. I was told it was goat but I knew it was dog. I tried it because why not? I am not a faggot pussy boi OK?
7. 2019-01-08 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #27
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Right..
8. 2019-01-08 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #28
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Stalker..
9. 2019-01-08 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #29
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol
10. 2019-01-08 at 3:16 AM UTC

    #30
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by mmQ It's kind of like the hundreds of food dishes I've put my burned pube ashes into and nobody ever knows. What momma don't know..

    
    Well that's fucked up.
11. 2019-01-08 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    I once had a puppy die, so I decided to cremate him.
    
    Turns out cremation doesn't work the way it does in the movies and I wound up with a cooked dog that I had to bury.
    
    It was pretty horrific.
12. 2019-01-08 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Well that's fucked up.

    
    Which part? How I put pube ashes into food or how people can eat pube ashes and not know.
    
    Or how we think thinks like pube ashes in food are fucked up when in fact they're not and clearly they taste at worst like nothing?
13. 2019-01-08 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #33
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life I once had a puppy die, so I decided to cremate him.
    
    Turns out cremation doesn't work the way it does in the movies and I wound up with a cooked dog that I had to bury.
    
    It was pretty horrific.

    
    Did you taste him though?
14. 2019-01-08 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #34
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Draw me like one of your French girls...
    
    
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15. 2019-01-08 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #35
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    aint no snitch in my squad aint no bitch in my blood
16. 2019-01-08 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Well that's fucked up.

    
    
    It was delicious and don’t you doubt it. His pubes are beautiful.
17. 2019-01-08 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #37
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I am arguably to the hospital asap because I am going to be able to notice by the time I get back to the office tomorrow morning and I will be aiming for tomorrow morning and will be added to my forehead for the next week or so to get the shot right
18. 2019-01-08 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #38
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG I am arguably to the hospital asap because I am going to be able to notice by the time I get back to the office tomorrow morning and I will be aiming for tomorrow morning and will be added to my forehead for the next week or so to get the shot right

    
    That's what she said.
19. 2019-01-08 at 5:15 AM UTC

    #39
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun I was actually fooled into trying it. It was tasty, sweet but I knew what it was and why not. One bite and I was done.

    
    you wont believe how many things i was fooled into doing.
    
    did you like it ?
20. 2019-01-08 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #40
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life I once had a puppy die, so I decided to cremate him.
    
    Turns out cremation doesn't work the way it does in the movies and I wound up with a cooked dog that I had to bury.
    
    It was pretty horrific.

    
    i believe cook involved putting something in boiling water. bbq sounds more appropiate in your case.
    
    anyway, i've never seen movie that teaches cremation, which movie did you watch ?