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Posts by SpaceCakes

  1. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls fuck off you stupid cunts

    Grow up.. stop being an attention whore. That's Lanny's official position
  2. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why start a new year in winter ?

    7 days after the birth of the Christ Child. 6 days being a rebirth of Earth's create and 1 day of rest..then starts the new year.. cycle of seasons and life?

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it could be a lot worse when they convert them into french.

    oh, happy tet.

    You're Vietnamese? The Vietcong attacked American forces on their own version of Christmas and the 4th of July rolled up into one ( full metal jacket quote) Tet defence.. no one expected it in 1968?
  3. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why start a new year in winter ?

    7 days after the birth of the Christ Child. 6 days being a rebirth of Earth's create and 1 day of rest..then starts the new year.. cycle of seasons and life?
  4. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    What does the little doll say in the nest egg. Don't piss in that river today. You will drink from it downstream tomorrow.
  5. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls its your moms menstrual fluid

    That's real mature. We're all adults here except you it seems.

    Why don't you go post on a disney forum or something.
  6. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    not sure if this applies or not but there is a website that will analyze you song and show you the author of it. maybe even the persons covering it.

    I think you can even hum the tune and it will find a matching song or songs that sound similar. I forget the websites name but you could probably find it through google (so you can leave a trail back to you for looking :D )
  7. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever thought about becoming a novelist?

    Gosh, what??
  8. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT she can tell time … or twice a day

    So can an analog clock
  9. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls no u jelly

    no but you have some on your face! :|
  10. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost It's febuary, chech your calendars China

    I see what you did there.
  11. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein If they are still in when she gets older…

    She doesn’t know how that material will effect her body later in life

    I meant A-cup, silly!
  12. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    they won't sag when she gets older.
  13. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It is quite complicated…

    Not really. Mrs Brain Surgeon

    "Oh you fucked my sista? well I fucked Fonaplats at work"

    Mr Brain Surgeon

    "You crazy Bitch; I never fucked your sister"

    Mrs Brain Surgeon

    "oh.. I thought that's what you said"

    Suddenly Fonaplats door is kicked in with a large silhouette of a-nger hold an axe and wearing size 14 steal toe boots

    Muddle puddle and a 8 inch split in the back of the skull
  14. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Controller’s Sphere my furnace is out and the company will be here to look at it sometime between 5am and 7am with a 2 hour window on each side. So they could be here in an hour, or in 7 hours.

    Wait.. between 3am and 9am?

    3am??

    that's how horror films start.

    or porn
  15. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor ( hydromorphone is a good woman )

    and, the one with the ruster on it

    You just didn't want to say Cock

    What's wrong with the goose
  16. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra people converting the sounds to english makes me cringe so damn hard


    inb4 this thread summons §m£ÂgØL

    Dude, you asian?
  17. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    ^ Cut that shit out
  18. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    I wonder if her back snatch looks like this too

    Porn Stars wear out quickly

  19. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Me Tutu Tee

    Sitting here
    Drinking my Chai Tea
    Doing my Thai Chee
    taking on a Mai tai
    frying up some Mitai
    Trying to tie my bow tie
    Swinging a tow line
    wrapping off my bovine
    back to his cattle line
  20. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    I'd be worried more about that dude stomping a pothole size mud puddle in your spinal region then having to do actual work for pissing off your Soop
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