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2019-02-07 at 9:07 PM UTC in Higadoo incident.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why didn't you hit on her? was she fat or something?
She had your typical Berkeley Chick alfpha-tude. Probably would of either turned me into an effeminate white guy with the same lesbian short haircut as hers and get earings in both ears and make me watch her fuck a Mexican guy or just straight up hate me because I looked like her father.
did I go to far with that one :/ -
2019-02-07 at 8:56 PM UTC in Higadoo incident.I was driving in the East Bay hills of the town of Monte Higadoo just east of Kensington (near Berkeley)
The town is called a Porch Town because it hangs above a steep ledge and is about 2 blocks long with a population of like 40. it has switchback roads that lead away from it and back over the Berkeley Lawrence Lab.
I was listening to some good tunes when I didn't see a road closure and slammed into a concrete like barrier. but the thing barely scratched my bumper and it flew forward and rolled right on top of a group of 7-8 Turkeys killing 2. a Female park personnel was there and yelled at me to park my car. She screamed at me that I injured the birds from my driving behavior. (As if)
I told her I was sorry. She said there is a steep penalty for killing wildlife in the park area (which the town is not apart of). I told her that these effen birds were invasive species someone brought out. We didn't have wild turkeys in California until about 10 years ago. I also told her that the park enterance was just 2 blocks away. So she said "Then I will call the County Officer" and I told her I am leaving. But my car parked on the edge of this porch town became to give and a sinkhole opened up. I was barely able to pull my car out of there when an entire hillside and 4 of the town storefronts and an old barn like structure had fell and rolled down the hill. a Massive landslide. it took out an entire building at the Lab in Berkeley. and people were screaming bloody murder or help.
I told her it was all of her fault cause she made me park there. all because of some invasive species that annoy everyone in town.
So I left and drove home. Can you blame a nigga? -
2019-02-07 at 7:12 PM UTC in punkorama 84
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2019-02-07 at 4:22 PM UTC in How to make your room/house smell good as hellmurder a neighbours pet or two.
let it rot in your living room. your farts wont smell as bad and will look forward to going back to the smell it was prior to the rotting animal corpses. -
2019-02-07 at 4:19 PM UTC in February is Black History Month
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2019-02-07 at 4:17 PM UTC in Gong Hey Fatt Choy-2019
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2019-02-07 at 4:13 PM UTC in I hope this planet is destroyed by an actual alien civilization
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2019-02-07 at 4:10 PM UTC in I have a legitimate complaint
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life How much meth?
Dose seems to be a big part of it.
what the "Friend" told me
Friend:No.. It's not Cocaine. it's basicly made from over the counter shit.
Friend:: Here, Hold this plate. I'm gonna get you a bump.
Me:2 lines. One in each nostril??
Friend: Yeah
Me: Sniff.... Sniff... Owwwww
Friend: What the fuck did you just do.. no no no, One in each of MY nostrils. I was gonna give you a bump
Me: What's a bump?
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2019-02-07 at 4:02 PM UTC in I hope this planet is destroyed by an actual alien civilization
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny for some strange reason extraterrestrial aliens seem to be attracted towards democracy and america.
they tend to avoid shitholes africa or india or even japan. very strange indeed.
Well. They exploir the regions of Earth that are the most threat. which usually have nuclear power plants and so that would be large swaths of well lit cities.
the reason you don't hear about them visiting Africa is that they do but few people report them. perhaps viewing them as something else?
But in large cities in more developed cities in the nations of Africa (or Japan or central America) they have had reports of UFOs.
Some tribal person in the jungles of South America most certainly have stories of Aliens but viewed them as something else. -
2019-02-07 at 3:56 PM UTC in Nirvana -- Let Gothe jedi religion isn't fake. the Faux jedis in control and built a false Israel and violating their own teachings of doing so are fake. they might apart of the Hebrew bloodline but they're not true to a true religion.
And who the hell is Totse 4? >:[ -
2019-02-07 at 7:18 AM UTC in Gong Hey Fatt Choy-2019
Originally posted by aldra imagine being you and having the gall to call someone else a cuck
You're whole country believes the NIST report as official because you're a lot like Texas (where Bush is from) .. You're the product of what a child would look like if a Texan got raped by a British rapist and spewed out you. -
2019-02-07 at 7:15 AM UTC in punkorama 84I'll smash your bitch bottom, Cuck!
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2019-02-07 at 7:14 AM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?
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2019-02-07 at 7:12 AM UTC in Gong Hey Fatt Choy-2019
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2019-02-07 at 7:11 AM UTC in Gong Hey Fatt Choy-2019
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im sorry to have to inform you this but aldra is dead.
aldra is dead because he was eaten alive while trying to save his cat from the cockrodiles that were washed into his house during the flood.
Are you making a play on him being Asian and fighting a crock over dinner?
Thats so racially stereotype, Yo! -
2019-02-07 at 7:07 AM UTC in I hope this planet is destroyed by an actual alien civilization"Snake Plissken" was the pilot who called in the Arizona Lights in 1997 (UFO)
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2019-02-07 at 6:34 AM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?
Originally posted by Mahmoud Simply deal with the faeces. Ask a stewardess for assistance, and thank her kindly. People are kinder than you believe, if you let them be. Someone will probably hand you spare pants and you will be on your way.
You will not meet most of those people anyway, so why bother being embarrassed? Simply move past it. In a few hours, it will be completely behind you. Make sure to get some extra pants and undergarments from the next airport, though.
I agreed and then I realized we have mobile phones and plane wifi for viral videos of shame. -
2019-02-07 at 6:31 AM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?flushing them down would cause a shit vortex to overcome the plane. I hope you can live with this for the rest of your days.
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2019-02-07 at 6:28 AM UTC in Why the fuck did I get bannedthis thread isn't gay enough. put more passion in your faggotree
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2019-02-07 at 6:09 AM UTC in How to make your room/house smell good as hell
