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Posts by SpaceCakes

  1. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    I'll shit in your basket

    and set you alive
  2. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by omn5;pvl Someone Who Is Me is always in the process of planning a terrorist attack, just never follows through

    Ohh?
  3. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Seth McFarlane must be a Pedophile like all of you.. he makes Jokes after Jokes of fucking kids. including marrying Chris.
  4. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Moi? My home isn't a mobile home; its built over a cinder block basement.

    (Not a footer.)

    that's still a riser and a riser is a footer.

    do you squat and piss in your basement like Mash does?
  5. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by F.E. Allen John Coltrane, have my body for I am yours!

    Nice lesbian haircut
  6. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    this site is full of silly faggot types.
  7. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer OP never said his friend was dead before being in the trunk, did he?

    OP didn't tell a story, per se. He said that his friend had been found dead in the trunk of his (the friend, apparently, not OPs) car trunk, didn't he?

    Id wonder how OPs friend knew it was difficult to pull the trunl release after being placed in a car trunk, however. wouldn't you?


    shhhhh! your alzheimers disease is starting to show.

    Originally posted by UNSUB It’s diffi to pull the release cable when you’re dead before you were placed in the trunk.

    That’s what a friend told me
  8. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    day 24 of Government Shutdown saves omn5 from a visit of his friendly neighborhood feds.
  9. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny You didn't answer the question

    what question

    in the past you have had many
  10. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Why shouldn't people who live in mobile homes have a safe?


    I don't live in a mobile home.

    Maybe he meant built into a prefab house that is on the back of a flatbed truck.

    I think you're just ashamed of your mobile home.
  11. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB It’s diffi to pull the release cable when you’re dead before you were placed in the trunk.

    That’s what a friend told me

    And how did you know your friend was dead before going into the trunk?

    hmmm?? Maybe you should retell your story to us.
  12. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls i used my moms credit card

    Well I didn't have your mom's credit card.
  13. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls you actually paid

    I didn't know they had a free traffic school.

    Last time I took the test, it took over 6 hours online and the initial class was like 39 bucks and then they fucked me over at the end and charged me a process fee.
    this process fee was at least free. and the class was less then the last class I took.
  14. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    I had a AMC Gemlin once. looked like a Pinto.
  15. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by joerell Only one and I'm on a list for the next trade in that comes in.

    Equus Bass 770


    Pulls to the left, look at the front left tire. it's cut and worn. Simply a wheel alignment or hiding a dark secret that Car Fax doesn't know about?
  16. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    lol "Traffic School in just 30 minutes"

    So I checked it out on Yelp.. everyone says it's a great site.

    So I figure it's legit.. why not. better than 8 hours online.

    So I do it in about 45 minutes and got nearly 100 percent right except one section at 33% 3 fucking times before getting it right.

    then the Test starts and says "This test may take several hours based on the individual.

    fucking cunts lying. they tricked me. 30 minutes for the pretest not the actual test

    and it also lied by saying "Take it as many times as you want for an extra 5 bucks.. but again the pretest.

    you had to pay another 20 for unlimited regular test. I should yelp that fucker a 1 star. but I bet Yelp will just pull it.. no doubt the guy is a paid advertiser on the site.
  17. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 You always just want to play games.

    Drop the linen and quit the grinnin', woman!

    Go stay a week at Cups house and then when she's sleeping, look behind all of the Paintings to see if she has a wall safe.

    I think you know what to do from there.
  18. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    yes vinnie.. I think everyone saw Loose Change (that Burmas guy I spoke of was one of the writers for it)
  19. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Not always.
    Although, for the most part, the federal payroll is twice a month.

    Maybe I was thinking of the first and third monday of every month.
  20. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I hate knowing that every toilet seat has been pissed on. When I was a kid I thought that some unpissed on seats existed and that they were sacred.

    Now I know that it is but a mere fallacy :(

    that's why most American Counties have a law to freshly stock all public restrooms with butt gaskets.
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