2019-02-07 at 8:56 PM UTC
I was driving in the East Bay hills of the town of Monte Higadoo just east of Kensington (near Berkeley)
The town is called a Porch Town because it hangs above a steep ledge and is about 2 blocks long with a population of like 40. it has switchback roads that lead away from it and back over the Berkeley Lawrence Lab.
I was listening to some good tunes when I didn't see a road closure and slammed into a concrete like barrier. but the thing barely scratched my bumper and it flew forward and rolled right on top of a group of 7-8 Turkeys killing 2. a Female park personnel was there and yelled at me to park my car. She screamed at me that I injured the birds from my driving behavior. (As if)
I told her I was sorry. She said there is a steep penalty for killing wildlife in the park area (which the town is not apart of). I told her that these effen birds were invasive species someone brought out. We didn't have wild turkeys in California until about 10 years ago. I also told her that the park enterance was just 2 blocks away. So she said "Then I will call the County Officer" and I told her I am leaving. But my car parked on the edge of this porch town became to give and a sinkhole opened up. I was barely able to pull my car out of there when an entire hillside and 4 of the town storefronts and an old barn like structure had fell and rolled down the hill. a Massive landslide. it took out an entire building at the Lab in Berkeley. and people were screaming bloody murder or help.
I told her it was all of her fault cause she made me park there. all because of some invasive species that annoy everyone in town.
So I left and drove home. Can you blame a nigga?
2019-02-07 at 9:03 PM UTC
Why didn't you hit on her? was she fat or something?
