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2016-02-25 at 4 PM UTC in Can Donald Trump Really win The Election and Become President?I think that's probably what's going to happen. At least, if he can keep this inertia up.
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2016-02-25 at 3:56 PM UTC in I think I've finally had enoughI have no idea who you are and I've been in this community since its infancy, but you probably shouldn't do this.
When everything is said and done, there are really lots of wonderful things to live for. If you're in a position where they don't motivate you or you can't appreciate them, it's typically indicative of a chemical imbalance - which is correctable.
The way I see it, there are literally umpteen billion sperm cells your father had produced in his life, and you just so happened to be the one that was given the unique opportunity of life. Furthermore, of all the species on the planet, you got to be the one who could race gocarts, have awesome sex, drink beer, smoke pot, experience totse, appreciate wonderful literature, and shoot guns. Literally anything could happen between now and when you actually die by other means, so throwing away that opportunity is pretty unreasonable.
Furthermore, it's irresponsible. I'm not sure what your situation is, but you probably have a mother, father, brother, neighbor, pet, coworker, friend or something that cares. They're going to spend the rest of their life wondering if they could have said something to make you change your mind.
I know this might sound odd, but if you went to get professional care (like a hospital or something) and told the people there that you're sincerely thinking about hurting yourself (and have a loaded weapon), they'll give you the resources to be able to think about it for a while. It looks like you've got some pretty obvious symptoms of depression and isolation, which like I said, is quite treatable.
There's a better tomorrow waiting for you if you want it, but ultimately the choice is yours. I just feel like it would be a really unreasonable one. -
2016-02-24 at 4:45 PM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)
I like slampigs cause I like to bone
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anyways opulus on the subject of cucks , during last december (this isnt a fetish of mine at all) but I actually met up with two different girls who lived with a "boyfriend" who let me come smoke his weed and bang his chick it was very weird, The first time I actually wasn't initially aware of what the deal was, I called up this girl who i met up with once before, I asked her to go to the store and by me stuff to make a sandwhich, she actually went to the store and bought sandwhich meat and rye bread. I show up and i see a pipe on the table, she says its her "ex boyfriends" weed and its cool if i smoke it.. I'm like okay… kinda weirded out, I start smoking while she makes me a sandwhich, I'm really shit faced and start saying make me a sammich bitch while I watch xfiles on her tv. She loves it. The dude ends up coming out of his room looking all depressed and says he's got to go to work..
A couple weeks later I meet up with this girl that is from out of town and staying at her "boyfriends" place and I can come over and smoke some weed If I'd like, He's a total fatass, not even wearing a shirt when I come in, He loads me a bowl and I start smoking as a I use his girlfriend as a foot rest. For the next thirty minutes he desperately trys to not look at me and starts hammering nails into the wall to hang up a budlight sign. He asks if I could pass him the pipe and I said "its cashed" and he just walks out of the room muttering "I'm going to bed you're just going to fuck him anyway"
It was kind of bizarre.
That is absolutely hilarious.
For me it hasn't ever been like that. It's usually wealthy white couples. I usually have a respectable friendship with the husband, it's just understood that I'm going to be banging the wife. Everybody is happy. -
2016-02-24 at 2:15 AM UTC in Can Bernie beat Hillary?
1. While the deck is stacked against him, the delegates who decide his fate in the primary are by no means committed to Hillary. This race is as much to win their support as much as the public's, and if he can accomplish that he has a real chance. The first step was getting his name out there, and anybody you ask can see just how well he's done it.
2. I would vote Kerry if he was introduced in 2016.
3. The email scandal is going the way of Benghazi–a smear attempt that never quite lands. The average voter doesn't understand it because her detractors were obfuscating the process from day one and it'll be forgotten by the time we vote in the general.
4. Trump hasn't secured his election by any means. It's not even likely the GOP will nominate him as their candidate, I estimate he's more likely to go third party and further divide the right wing. If anything, his participation guarantees the most likely scenario: Hillary will win.
He's not going to win man. I like Sanders too, but so many Sanders fans have this massive fucking delusion that we're going to rise up against all odds and get that guy elected with super-Democracy-powers or something. It's just that though - a delusion.
Again, elections are about money, and Bernie doesn't have the money to win. The money he needs to win is being wielded by the endorsement of Democratic party, and you're fooling yourself if you think they aren't dedicated to Hillary. I already know that they are. Not because I'm some kind of genius, but because donations are public. You can just go online and see who is spending money on who - and you're in for a shock judging by how much faith you have in Sanders. If they weren't already endorsing Hillary, why would they block Sanders from having access to data that put him at odds with her? Why did media outlets under Democratic control consistently say Hillary won the debates earlier this year (even though independent polls said otherwise)? Come on Zanick, don't buy into the hype. They've already made their decision. Pending disaster or some kind of crazy faux pas on her part, she's getting that nomination because they're already investing the money in her.
2. I'm glad you would vote for Kerry if he would be introduced in 2016, but your vote would be wasted because he would not win - just like he lost in 2004 when he was racing against a much weaker candidate. I don't really see what your point is here. Your vote doesn't represent most everybody else's. That isn't how this works.
3. It won't be forgotten because the Republican party won't let it be forgotten. Just like Kerry's "I voted for it before I voted against it." It's a significant talking point demonstrating that she can't handle basic security protocol as secretary as state, and people are definitely not going to forget that as she's running for president.
4. Your entitled to your own opinion about Trump, but all the records indicate otherwise. You're right in saying that Trump will break up the Republican party if he goes independently, but you seem to think the Republican party doesn't know that and they're just going to bow out of the election by letting him do so.
Regardless, GOP controls congress and has most regions under control through gerrymandering. We've also just had eight years of a Democratic candidate. Donald Trump is kicking fucking heads in right now, is the most media savvy candidate we've had in years, is independently wealthy, and is leading in basically everything.
In spite of all of this, to think that Sanders is somehow going to walk out of this as the new President of the United States is pretty unreasonable in my opinion.
EDIT - Sorry if this post makes me sound like an arrogant prick but I've literally been arguing with like four different people about this same topic all day. -
2016-02-24 at 1:53 AM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)
You're a tryhard weirdo. I would fuck you while your entire extended family watched, helplessly enthralled, moistly horrified.
Lol, liking MILFs makes me a tryhard or wierdo.
Please nig proceed to tell me what a badass you are while I'm riding in some rich cougar CEO's convertible.
Also Kreepy, I'm in my late 20s. -
2016-02-23 at 2:26 PM UTC in Can Bernie beat Hillary?So I wrote a really long post, and then my browser crashed and erased it. So now this is all you get. The short answer is that there's no way Sanders will win and most people could tell that from the beginning. The short reason why is because he doesn't have enough money, and his major source of revenue (The Democratic Party) will run candidates who will reliably serve their interests over good candidates who might actually win. Case in point, they managed to run John Kerry against Bush in 2004, which would have been an easy win considering his approval rating at the time if they would have picked someone better. Kerry had an inconsistent voting history as a senator, was a horrible speaker, not nearly photogenic enough, and not media savvy enough. Hillary is similar. She can't live down the email scandal, she isn't photogenic, she's clearly a overachieving egomaniac who can barely contain her glee at all of this newfound positive attention without constantly giving foot-in-mouth sound bytes like an overstimulated child (which is cringey to watch), she's enslaved to corporate interests, she lives in the shadow of her husband, and she'll never live down the email scandal. Also, anybody who says that The Affordable HealthCare Act "is one of the best achievements by The Democratic Party in history" should just fucking kill themselves.
That's why the party was blocking Sanders' access to data that put him at an advantage to beat Hillary earlier this year. Sure, he did all this dick-waving about running as an independent candidate, but he knew he couldn't.
I've been saying it since this started. Trump is going to win if he doesn't lose interest in the race or have some kind of faux pas. I'm not exactly thrilled about it, but these elections are always very predictable and anyone who understands sociology can see the winner typically about a year and a half in advance. Trump will exacerbate racial tensions in the United States beyond what they already are, will improve the economy, and will give us a better relationship with Russia but a worse relationship with China and Mexico. -
2016-02-22 at 9:09 PM UTC in Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?Hoppy Easter.
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2016-02-22 at 9:03 PM UTC in Baby sittingI refuse to babysit kids just because it's a huge liability.
Kids are dumb and do stupid things. Like, if that kid runs into a table or falls on his face, you're going to be held liable.
I know, it doesn't make sense but neither does anything else we do in this country. -
2016-02-22 at 8:55 PM UTC in I hate electives
You shouldn't be wearing a trenchcoat, instead wear a cowboy hat and spurs. If you want to meet a naive entitled skank, just sit next to her 2 classes in a row, make small talk and speak up confidently in class about something. If you challenge a professor it makes them moist. You should have taken intro to religious studies. I'm currently posting from a third year stats course on a crackbook and it's boring as fuck. I wouldn't even go to class unless the focal point is talking to slutz. I've got a third year elective class about Canuckistan that's easy as fuck, I was going to try to get with this tall dark haired bitch faced girl who idolizes William Lyon Mackenzie King but she saw me with my GF outside of school last week. I trolled a native football player during a debate by saying my family has personally suffered more handship from the British Monarchy than his has. He sounded like he was about to cry going on about how his "voice isn't being heard" and I almost said "that's because most people don't know savages can talk."
tl dr: use electives to exploit emotionally weak people: girls who lack confidence and guys who lack intelligence
Getting laid in college is very easy. In fact, most people do it on accident. It's easiest during the first few weeks of class as a freshman, because basically it's a bunch of grown-up babies who have never been away from their parents before and don't understand the value of money.
Electives (like most college) is a scam to get your money and you've got to twist the goddamn professor's arm to give you anywhere near the education you paid for. Totsians usually hate college because the standards are all low and most of us are autodidacts.
All I would say is if you show up and coast through the class it's going to be stupid. It has to be or most people would fail out and college would be much less profitable. However, if you do what I did and use the textbooks, professors, university laboratories, and libraries to your advantage, you can learn way more shit than many PhD candidates that hug the standard just by being self-motivated. It wouldn't be uncommon for me to have read the entire textbook by the first month of class, at which point I'd be trying to learn more.
And even then, I still got laid. Like I said, it isn't hard. -
2016-02-22 at 2:30 PM UTC in So this guy thinks he's Chris HansenI'm going to laugh my ass off when this guy is busy morally grandstanding someone and beat the fuck out of him.
But then he'd start morally grandstanding about how he's some kind of martyr or whatever. -
2016-02-22 at 5:26 AM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)I'm actually the opposite. I exclusively date, pursue, am attracted to, and watch pornography featuring older women. My preferred age range is early to late 40s. I have been known to hang out with girls as late as their 50s.
Since I'm a young, fit, handsome man, I get my pick of the litter. I regularly bang moms and highly successful career women. The issue is, however, that many are married and are seeking things outside of their marriages (which can be problematic). Yes, I have cucked husbands and boyfriends (only with their permission and I'm not very proud of it). And by cuck, I don't mean any gay stuff like jizzing on the man or whatever. I mean getting explicit permission to bang their wives and demean them in the process ("Hey bitch go buy me some General Tso's Chicken while I plow your beautiful wife in your ouse"). I've also found that many of these women can be profoundly immature, especially if they got pregnant in high school. A lot are trying to seek validation through sleeping with younger men.
It's quite nice though. My most recent girlfriend was only about ten years older than I was, which is kind of young for me, but it's a big turn on. -
2016-02-22 at 5:02 AM UTC in If you think all that paranormal stuff is bullshit...READ THIS
Is this what you are looking for? Ill check my personal totse archive once I get on my computer that has it and see if I can dig anything up. Know any reliable keywords that might make the search quicker?
That was the only thing I could remember - the title. "If you think all that paranormal stuff is bullshit...Read This!!!"
But yes, that's what it was. The mirror in the lake story. I tried googling it with some keywords ("New friend+rest of your life"). It was floating around when Zoklet was a thing, because I posted it in Michael Myer's CreepyPasta thread to be ironic.
It's actually kind of a cool story. -
2016-02-22 at 4:59 AM UTC in I think about killing myself a lot
I thought you were smart. I meant what do you think is my reason for doing drugs.
Most people do drugs because they are smart.
I am not smart and therefore do not do drugs. -
2016-02-22 at 1:31 AM UTC in If you think all that paranormal stuff is bullshit...READ THISNo, it was a very well circulated and popular story on old Totse.
I think it came from an old book. Basically, you built a mirror firmly into the face of a small table, took it out into running water, waited until the sun was directly overhead, held the table just below the surface of the running water so that it braced the bottom of the brook and, if you looked into it, you could see black creatures from another dimension staring back at you. If you got spooked and somehow accidentally dislodged the mirror (by pulling up too quickly), the shadow figure followed you around for the rest of your life. It was attracted to your fear.
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2016-02-21 at 11:52 PM UTC in If you think all that paranormal stuff is bullshit...READ THISIf anyone can find the original I'd be happy.
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2016-02-21 at 4:20 PM UTC in Paying back student loans and a rant at the rage towards my dad
So much this. I had to do expat taxes, which I thought would require me to hire some CPA for 400$+ because hurr durr foreign tax credit/fbar/fatca/whatevs, but turns out, I was able to do them in like 2 hours using turbotax. If you have a regular w2 and nothing special going on, it should take you an hour tops.
Also, I too had a dad who would borrow money from me and sloooowly pay it back. That is not good parenting, it's actually really awful, and from the perspective of time I know I should have taken a stand against it and never budged, no matter what. If your parent/s are so bad with money that they have to borrow it from kids (and it's not a special situation like a fire, accident, etc.), then it means they just see you as a cheap ticket to be even lazier. Cutting contact completely with that narcissistic asshole was the best decision I've ever made and it has improved my life a lot. If he doesn't know how to be a good father, it's not my problem.
I had no idea you had such a bad relationship with your dad. :( -
2016-02-21 at 2:33 PM UTC in any good call in shows online or the radio we can call in and troll?
FUCK! This may be the single best website ever. GOLD FOR SOULS! The "Gods Enemy" link literally goes to a Bill Keller youtube video. Osama is still a hot topic. The best thing is that its live Mon-Friday from midnight to 2pm eastern and is archived daily!
Link to stations and channels:
http://liveprayer.com/liveprayertv.cfm
Link to the youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/user/LivePrayerTelevision
This video is literally one of the most awful things I've seen in a while. -
2016-02-21 at 5:19 AM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not lol. My gut says it's not sarcasm. And I would never let my bf keep that amount of guns in the house. I mean, he could keep them in storage but this guy who the gun collection belongs to I would like to think that he doesn't believe he needs all those for "protection" but rather that he likes guns and having a collection of them. Almost like a very expensive pokemon card collection. I wish I could say I knew what you were talking about when you referencing all that "gun lingo" as far as parts and stuff that go on the gun but honestly I have no idea. It was cool though that I've only been shooting like 2 or 3 times and on my second time holding a gun I went out with my friend, his brother, his wife, and my bf and got to shoot all those guns. His brother had just as many guns too. I mean, I personally would never spend that much money on guns even if I could own one. They got money though and if they wanna buy all that shit, then let 'em. They are great about gun safety and shit so more power to them if they wanna put those different parts and shit to make them do different things or look a certain way….(idk if that last part sounded really stupid cuz I honestly don't know shit about guns besides the laws my state has about them).
No I was not being sarcastic.
Also I used to collect guns. I had around thirty - most military weapons. However, I feel like I grew out of it. People are profoundly stupid and, while I had years of military training, military training isn't required to buy one. I mean, any douche can buy an AK-47 with a lot of ammo for two week's wages at an entry level service job. Even so, I would watch plenty of otherwise responsible people (many of whom I love) pointing them at each other (or at me) because they thought it was funny, or just lacking the basic responsibility to have awareness of where the muzzle was pointed. It was in the wake of mass shootings when I saw the NRA blaming video games and people crying "false flag" that I came to realize just how bad the pro-gun arguments really are.
Let's face it, there's no reason for us to have all this shit anymore. Arguing that we need it to protect ourselves against the government is laughable because of their superior manpower and military technology would leave all of you civilians dead. When I was in the infantry, it was expected that one American soldier could effectively engage and kill 3 enemy combatants. And, unlike you guys, these dudes had grenades, RPGs, fully automatic weapons, and literally generations of civil war. Do you really think fat Americans with hunting rifles they barely know how to clean stand a chance? And that's not even bringing drones into the equation. Besides, the government is literally destroying every other right we have while the US is focused on the 2nd amendment. We'd be better off with no guns at all and a strong fourth amendment, but it has basically all but vanished before our yes and nobody realizes it yet.
I guess one day it just stopped being cool. I still shoot a lot, but it's just not as interesting as when I was younger. I'll be blasting perfect shot groups with my match-grade AR-15 and just kind of stop and think, is my right to do this worth the life of 20 little 7 year old kids who will never be able to grow up? It brings tears to my eyes. -
2016-02-21 at 5:01 AM UTC in Cooking Ethiopian for the First Time
It's not visually very appealing because almost every dish is like a thick stew or paste but the flavor is great. Think like indian but less spicy (like hot-spicy) and lighter. Also Injera is hard to describe without trying it. Like "sourdough crepe" is the best I can think of but it's just like its own thing.
I'm specifically going to try Ethiopian food tomorrow because of this thread.
If I get sick or whatever I'm going to write you an angry letter. -
2016-02-21 at 4:51 AM UTC in any good call in shows online or the radio we can call in and troll?Give a time.